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    big whoop, you wanna fight about it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    big whoop, you wanna fight about it
    I love cyber fights.

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    ok internet tuff guy, you gonna invite me into a private chat room to throw down

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    no, this is for public eye, i will start with a old fashion glove slap to the face
    , then follow by a swift kick to your large backed up balls

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    no, this is for public eye, i will start with a old fashion glove slap to the face
    , then follow by a swift kick to your large backed up balls
    good I wanna watch

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    im on the ground in the fetal position, gimme a minute

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    im on the ground in the fetal position, gimme a minute
    stop crying, it wasnt that hard of a slap

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    stop crying, it wasnt that hard of a slap
    maybe it was the kick to the balls deca

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    while you are celebrating your "victory" dancing above me, I throw you a fat hitchhiker, thumb going full force into your anus

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    while you are celebrating your "victory" dancing above me, I throw you a fat hitchhiker, thumb going full force into your anus
    sexual advances will not make me take it easy on your flamingo gay

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    OMG ....sooo bloody...


    I'm closing this thread.

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    still in shock that i had the nerve to give you a hitchhiker, i grab your skidmark stained underwear and pull it over your face

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    sexual advances will not make me take it easy on your flamingo gay
    atleast say you enjoyed it deca

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    his thumb is infinatly small, i found nothing but discomfort from it.. i then gave him a noogie and make him eat dirt

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    his thumb is infinatly small, i found nothing but discomfort from it.. i then gave him a noogie and make him eat dirt

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    i spit on the same thumb, and give you a sloppy wet willy (meanwhile your underwear is still over your face, like im fighting some sort of fecal superhero)

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    i spit on the same thumb, and give you a sloppy wet willy (meanwhile your underwear is still over your face, like im fighting some sort of fecal superhero)
    superhero none the less

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    i spit on the same thumb, and give you a sloppy wet willy (meanwhile your underwear is still over your face, like im fighting some sort of fecal superhero)
    damn you'll are going all out I was hoping no one would get hurt

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    as he lies on the floor, crying, tryin to finger me.. which i blocked.. i think defacated on his faace and made him like it

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    as he lies on the floor, crying, tryin to finger me.. which i blocked.. i think defacated on his faace and made him like it

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    it appears that you are getting woozy from the smell of your own ass, is this the making of a new internet tuff guy champion?

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    it appears that you are getting woozy from the smell of your own ass, is this the making of a new internet tuff guy champion?
    i wear boxers, so your obviously in intense pain from the ball kick, then maybe your eating some dirt from chernobyl.. its polluted your mind, now your seeing things, ill back off and let u recover.. hey is that your girl over there. why is she wearing my letterman jacket and standing on yours

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    while the crowd is in shock from the brown mess, he grabs my hand and quickly tries to slip one of my fingers into him, i quickly inform him i am not gay, and pop his left nut like a grape

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    while the crowd is in shock from the brown mess, he grabs my hand and quickly tries to slip one of my fingers into him, i quickly inform him i am not gay, and pop his left nut like a grape
    it was you who tried to invade me... i denied you, and now your trying to change things and say i was trying to get you to..hmmm... you are about to get drizzled

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    i wear boxers, so your obviously in intense pain from the ball kick, then maybe your eating some dirt from chernobyl.. its polluted your mind, now your seeing things, ill back off and let u recover.. hey is that your girl over there. why is she wearing my letterman jacket and standing on yours
    jeepers, you are correct. that is my girl with your lettermans jacket on. i snap out of my daze and realize that only a queer has a lettermans jacket, and i dont fight queers. i concede that you are the internet tuff guy champion, and begin my long and shameful walk to work. now i must explain to my boss why i have feces all over me.

    (and I dont know what you call boxers where you are from, but I know a thong when I see one)

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    the thong is your girls.. i am not gay, ask her... for she is now divine, as my penis and semen have graced her face and mouth.. i am your king

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    the thong is your girls.. i am not gay, ask her... for she is now divine, as my penis and semen have graced her face and mouth.. i am your king
    we have a Winner

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    we have a Winner
    not so fast, as im walking away i pick up the dildo that fell out of your pocket during the scuffle. I played a little qb in my day so I throw a perfect spiral into the back of your head, knocking you silly. You may be the internet tuff guy champion, but you'll always be MY bitch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    not so fast, as im walking away i pick up the dildo that fell out of your pocket during the scuffle. I played a little qb in my day so I throw a perfect spiral into the back of your head, knocking you silly. You may be the internet tuff guy champion, but you'll always be MY bitch.
    Sorry I thought it was over.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    Sorry I thought it was over.
    It is, now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    It is, now.
    only bc i dont wanna reply, NOT BC YOU SAY SO

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    No..its still going..I walk up and watch fearfully

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    only bc i dont wanna reply, NOT BC YOU SAY SO
    no, its over because my job isnt being a post whore on AR like others Im going to real work now.....

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    Quote Originally Posted by JDawg1536
    no, its over because my job isnt being a post whore on AR like others Im going to real work now.....
    yea, cleaning windows at autobell is real work

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    hey! i go to work too! the uh..yea i go to work

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    will you let jdawg run away with the small amount of pride he has, i know its small bc it is about 1.5x the size of his weenky

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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    will you let jdawg run away with the small amount of pride he has, i know its small bc it is about 1.5x the size of his weenky
    Should we say winner deca

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    yea, he will come home with the scent of turtle wax on him and try to reopen his asswhipping, but sure

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