So I come to this party, I'm wearing awhite t shirt, and everybody is commenting how huge I got...nobody saw me for a while coz I usually don't go out during my cycle so I wouldn't drink, anyway 3 absynths later...
one of my firneds says ; sh!t dude I don't get it, you're freakin' huge, you bench like 900 pounds and squat trucks and trains but I could still kick your a$$ in armwrestling!![]()
The dude is my height about 50 pounds lighter, skinny, can't do 10 push ups, never lifted a weight in his life!
So I'm like, dude I doubt it![]()
Anyway after being a pain about it, I say ok lets go, and he BEATS ME LIKE A LITTLE B!TCH!!! IT WAS PATHETIC!
I am such a loser. I'm quitting bb and taking up chess or that curling ice thing. they'll probably kick my a$$ there too. loser![]()