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  1. 10-17-2005, 10:24 AM #1
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    Stories Of My Gym's Idiot....

    Every gym has one or two and this last story i just had to share. First this guy says the dumbest shit all the time and always has the worst stories he wants to tell. His last one is the best....here goes.

    Him and my friend are talking about nothing really and my friend said yea i got a bacterial infection in my leg about a month ago and the doctor said it was prob from shaving my legs bc that can happen. Well the idiot goes on to say u should have told him u were on cycle if you were because it will help....he says "once i did a deca only cycle for a really long time and i couldn't get it up anymore I went to the doc and told him what i did and just needed viagra"

    Just quick another time he told me he wanted to start taking gh so he would get 3-4 inches taller.

    I know its nothing out of the normal you wouldn't read if you just skimmed the steroid forum but damn its funny when someone acually says this shit to you.
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  2. 10-17-2005, 10:36 AM #2
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    hahaha ....i bet your friend was just silent after that dude said that!!!

    I would have been, then looked at the guy and walked away from him saying nothing.
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    oh may......
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  4. 10-17-2005, 12:16 PM #4
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    yea he said he HAD to laugh at him this time....usually when he tells us these stories we try to walk away and laugh about it later but i wasen't there and he said it was too much to control.
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    Thats hillarious.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buff_Daddy
    Thats hillarious.....
    the new avatar is nice.
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  7. 10-17-2005, 12:32 PM #7
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    I was looked at responsed and remembered another one....

    He was asking me if i ever tried tren and i was like no (automated response). He was like yea i did for a while its pretty good. Obviously it was a tren only cycle as he went on to say and i was said u kno thats bad for you to be doing cycles without test.....he didnt answer. Sometimes i'm unsure if he comprehends when u talk to him because he'll just stare at you when your awaiting a response....i mean this guy is dumb.
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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    the new avatar is nice.
    Thanks - it's my girls ass.

    I took it last night because she starting a cutting plan and wants to track her progress so I figured why not take one for a new Avatar.

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  9. 10-17-2005, 12:43 PM #9
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buff_Daddy
    Thanks - it's my girls ass.

    I took it last night because she starting a cutting plan and wants to track her progress so I figured why not take one for a new Avatar.

    i'd like to track her progress also, so feel free to send sample pictures.
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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    i'd like to track her progress also, so feel free to send sample pictures.
    $5 and a 50lb tub of allthewhey banana flavor and you can have her!
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    so you know HOSS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Decadbal
    so you know HOSS
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buff_Daddy
    $5 and a 50lb tub of allthewhey banana flavor and you can have her!
    SOLD! just give me the addy.
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    this dude that went to my school took growth when he was like 18 he took it for like a year along w/a bunch of steroids and he got taller and he is currently lookin like a FKN monster.
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    Yeah, I'm the one that dumbass was talking to, I couldn't do anything but laugh at him. He's so dumb though, it doesn't hurt his feelings at all. He also asked me if I'm afraid to inject into a vein when I take my shots and I told him I aspirate before I inject so no I wasn't worried about it and he didn't even know what aspiration is, he just injects and goes on with his business. Totally stupid kid, he obviously started steroids/other drugs too young and now he's almost brain dead or something. He does somehow have a hot ass girl that he brings in the gym with him, that's about the only reason I like talking to him since she's always around him.

    There's also another guy at the same gym that has an even more severe chemical imbalance or something. He's just completely out there, at my gym they play a hard rock radio station and it's on really loud, one day this guy asked us if we heard an elephant in that song. We all responded telling him no that we didn't hear anything like that. So you'd think the conversation was done there, well not with this guy, he then proceeds to ask us if we'd bite an elephant to death if someone paid us a million dollars and that the elephant couldn't move while we tried. He said that he's always thinking about stuff like that and that he should pick the stunts for Fear Factor and have them do something like that. I mean, for god's sake, there are some idiots that train here. There's other stories about this same guy that one of us will post later I'm sure to keep the humor up.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Buff_Daddy
    $5 and a 50lb tub of allthewhey banana flavor and you can have her!
    you have a paypal account?
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    If you took GH once your growth plates were already closed there's no way it would make you taller, right?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billyspt4
    Yeah, I'm the one that dumbass was talking to, I couldn't do anything but laugh at him. He's so dumb though, it doesn't hurt his feelings at all. He also asked me if I'm afraid to inject into a vein when I take my shots and I told him I aspirate before I inject so no I wasn't worried about it and he didn't even know what aspiration is, he just injects and goes on with his business. Totally stupid kid, he obviously started steroids/other drugs too young and now he's almost brain dead or something. He does somehow have a hot ass girl that he brings in the gym with him, that's about the only reason I like talking to him since she's always around him.

    There's also another guy at the same gym that has an even more severe chemical imbalance or something. He's just completely out there, at my gym they play a hard rock radio station and it's on really loud, one day this guy asked us if we heard an elephant in that song. We all responded telling him no that we didn't hear anything like that. So you'd think the conversation was done there, well not with this guy, he then proceeds to ask us if we'd bite an elephant to death if someone paid us a million dollars and that the elephant couldn't move while we tried. He said that he's always thinking about stuff like that and that he should pick the stunts for Fear Factor and have them do something like that. I mean, for god's sake, there are some idiots that train here. There's other stories about this same guy that one of us will post later I'm sure to keep the humor up.
    Some gyms have something like where one day a week they will serve food....

    Does your gym serve LSD?
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    Quote Originally Posted by MoneyAddyct
    If you took GH once your growth plates were already closed there's no way it would make you taller, right?
    im like 99% sure ya
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    Too bad


    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    im like 99% sure ya
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    once your plates are done no more growth.....yea our gym has some nuts in it.
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    well you ARE in west virginia.
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    Quote Originally Posted by max2extreme
    well you ARE in west virginia.
    We said we have nuts in there not that we're all related....That's a different topic. That might come later on
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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    the new avatar is nice.
    that is an understatement
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    Quote Originally Posted by bor
    that is an understatement
    hahaha thanks.....she was sooooo embarrased when i told her i am using it as my new avatar.
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    What is she wanting to cut? From what I can see, it looks like her ass is tight and cut enough.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Billyspt4
    What is she wanting to cut? From what I can see, it looks like her ass is tight and cut enough.
    She has to drop about 20 lbs and approx 5 % BF then she'll be straight.
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    Looks good from this angle...
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