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    BJ Parties, Ok now I'm pissed!

    Ok so I have a friend at work who's wife is a Middle School teacher. And he tells me the other day that the big thing these days is Blow Job parties. All I gotta say is WTF, how did I miss out on this shit?????

    His wife tells him that the girls say, "It's not big deal, it not as intimate as sex, its just like kissing".

    God bless the young men who are telling these girls this. They can have a job as a salesmen at my Company ANY day!!

    I always knew I was born to soon, had my damn mom just waited a few years, I wouldn't be old enough to be on this board but my Friday night would be spent at a Blow Job party!! WTF, now I'm pissed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    Ok so I have a friend at work who's wife is a Middle School teacher. And he tells me the other day that the big thing these days is Blow Job parties. All I gotta say is WTF, how did I miss out on this shit?????

    His wife tells him that the girls say, "It's not big deal, it not as intimate as sex, its just like kissing".

    God bless the young men who are telling these girls this. They can have a job as a salesmen at my Company ANY day!!

    I always knew I was born to soon, had my damn mom just waited a few years, I wouldn't be old enough to be on this board but my Friday night would be spent at a Blow Job party!! WTF, now I'm pissed
    damn please inform me a little more info but it sound like alot of fun

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    lol!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    damn please inform me a little more info but it sound like alot of fun

    I'll hit you up in a PM, I'm planning on attending this Friday night

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    yeah i heard something about those type of parties .......all the girls use different color lipstick .......so the guy with the most different color on his ....Long john silver wins .........

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    yea it was on like 20/20 or one of those types of shows my buddy was tellin me about how he was watchin it and his bro walked in(whose in middle school) and he started telling him that the shit is true they dont even get wasted or nothin they just pretty much go to town on that shit.

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    i knew i was getting screwed on spin the bottle ..............

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    Damn, now I realy feel old, first it was how good those little girls look compared to the girls of my younger days and now BJ's arent a big deal. When I die I better come back as one of those kids throwing the party!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prol
    i knew i was getting screwed on spin the bottle ..............
    HAHAHHAHA

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    I'll hit you up in a PM, I'm planning on attending this Friday night
    where do i sign up for these parties. i am definetely deprived. what color lipstick should we tell dally to wear?

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    where do i sign up for these parties. i am definetely deprived. what color lipstick should we tell dally to wear?

    Just shoot Dally a PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    where do i sign up for these parties. i am definetely deprived. what color lipstick should we tell dally to wear?
    His color would be at the bottom of evry guys shaft, Dally first!!!

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    Lol !!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Sounds like my kinda par tay!

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    For the sake of everyone here I'm going to go back to school digused as a Middle Schooler and infiltrate these parties to see exactly what's going "down". I'll will have a full report on Monday. Of course I will only be parting in the 8th grade parties. I would never go any younger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    For the sake of everyone here I'm going to go back to school digused as a Middle Schooler and infiltrate these parties to see exactly what's going "down". I'll will have a full report on Monday. Of course I will only be parting in the 8th grade parties. I would never go any younger.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    For the sake of everyone here I'm going to go back to school digused as a Middle Schooler and infiltrate these parties to see exactly what's going "down". I'll will have a full report on Monday. Of course I will only be parting in the 8th grade parties. I would never go any younger.
    can i come too do you have a hair and makeup guy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hackamaniac
    can i come too do you have a hair and makeup guy.
    Bacardi and Cola, Do it, do it.

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    we did get screwed!!!!junior high wasn't like that when i was there!!! it was a challenge if you felt a boob back in the early 90's in 8th grade!!!! where did this info come from??

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    so jealous of those little bastard kids, BJ with no strings attached at that age!!! god damn!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    we did get screwed!!!!junior high wasn't like that when i was there!!! it was a challenge if you felt a boob back in the early 90's in 8th grade!!!! where did this info come from??
    i remember getting nervous about going to dances. i don't know what i would have done if they had bj parties back then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    so jealous of those little bastard kids, BJ with no strings attached at that age!!! god damn!!
    i'd be happy with that situation at my age now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    i remember getting nervous about going to dances. i don't know what i would have done if they had bj parties back then.
    i think adults should take a lesson from these kids and have blow job party mixers too!

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    These kids got it so damn good. But they will never appreciate the ahrd work that we had to do, which made us better at our craft!! Shit maybe these kids are just that much cooler, I dunno

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    Quote Originally Posted by punchrf
    i'd be happy with that situation at my age now.
    me too. if i new i could go to a blow job party every wknd for my adult years, i would never even think of geting married!

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    Would it be bad if I handed out flyers at the local highschool for a BJ party at J-Diggity's house??? You just can't outgrow that shiet!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    me too. if i new i could go to a blow job party every wknd for my adult years, i would never even think of geting married!
    no kidding. i wouldn't be looking forward to the weekend but i sure would be looking forward to the end of the week cause at least i knew i was going to get head.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    These kids got it so damn good. But they will never appreciate the ahrd work that we had to do, which made us better at our craft!! Shit maybe these kids are just that much cooler, I dunno
    we paved the way for these fcks!! back in the day older people thought we had the life feeling boobs in junior high, are elders didn't get that until highschool. evolution, each generation lowers the moral bar lower, we had it better than those before us but god damn, we didn't have it near as good as these kids do!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    we paved the way for these fcks!! back in the day older people thought we had the life feeling boobs in junior high, are elders didn't get that until highschool. evolution, each generation lowers the moral bar lower, we had it better than those before us but god damn, we didn't have it near as good as these kids do!

    Ok that's it, I am not having a daughter. Too much worrying, and perhaps a murder wrap that I just don't want cause some 13 year old invited my daughter to an Anal Party. The heads will roll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    Would it be bad if I handed out flyers at the local highschool for a BJ party at J-Diggity's house??? You just can't outgrow that shiet!!!
    I was under the impression that you already did this, jsut with a younger crowd of guys. Isn't Dally your Co-host?

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    Wow we've were having those in HS!!!!!!!!! I miss those parties

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    We never had parties like this in my HS I guess its American thing

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    Yeah, I'm pissed, too. Not only were BJ Parties not around when I was in middle school, but I also never had the luxury of banging a high school teacher. Remember that last high school teacher who had sex with one of her students? She was hot!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    Ok so I have a friend at work who's wife is a Middle School teacher. And he tells me the other day that the big thing these days is Blow Job parties. All I gotta say is WTF, how did I miss out on this shit?????

    His wife tells him that the girls say, "It's not big deal, it not as intimate as sex, its just like kissing".

    God bless the young men who are telling these girls this. They can have a job as a salesmen at my Company ANY day!!

    I always knew I was born to soon, had my damn mom just waited a few years, I wouldn't be old enough to be on this board but my Friday night


    would be spent at a Blow Job party!! WTF, now I'm pissed

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    I was under the impression that you already did this, jsut with a younger crowd of guys. Isn't Dally your Co-host?

    yes he is ....and to be quite honest...quite frankly i'm getting a little bit pissed at how he always able to "take more of the shaft down" and "take more pee pee's at once"

    he just has to be better than everyone else.....its really getting ridiculous!!




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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    Ok so I have a friend at work who's wife is a Middle School teacher. And he tells me the other day that the big thing these days is Blow Job parties. All I gotta say is WTF, how did I miss out on this shit?????

    His wife tells him that the girls say, "It's not big deal, it not as intimate as sex, its just like kissing".

    God bless the young men who are telling these girls this. They can have a job as a salesmen at my Company ANY day!!

    I always knew I was born to soon, had my damn mom just waited a few years, I wouldn't be old enough to be on this board but my Friday night would be spent at a Blow Job party!! WTF, now I'm pissed
    I know a chick that goes to these all the time in NYC. It like some kind of club she belongs too.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Prol
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    LMAO..thats great..and then..girls would only kiss on the cheek..wtf! cheek big deal my female friends kiss me on the cheek

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    LMAO..thats great..and then..girls would only kiss on the cheek..wtf! cheek big deal my female friends kiss me on the cheek
    that's BS.

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