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    Miss Smarty Pants!!!!!! LOL

    6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human body
    part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

    No one answered until little Molly stood up, angry, and said, "You should
    not be asking 6th graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my
    parents, and they will go and tell the principal, and you'll get fired!" ?
    She then sat back down.

    Mrs. Parks ignored her, and asked the question again, "Which body part
    increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

    Little Molly's mouth fell open, and she said to those around her, "Boy, is
    she gonna get in big trouble!"

    The teach! er conti nued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

    Finally, Jimmy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part
    that increases to 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

    Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Jimmy." Then turned to Molly and continued
    "As for you, young lady, I have three things to say:



    First, you have a dirty mind.



    Second, you didn't read your homework.



    And third, one day you are going to be VERY, VERY disappointed

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    bump

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    I bet Little Molly was realy dissapointed when she found out she was REAL WRONG! lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuprincess
    I bet Little Molly was realy dissapointed when she found out she was REAL WRONG! lol
    LOL yeah

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    welp thats just cause little molly hasnt met me yet

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    Quote Originally Posted by HULKBOY
    welp thats just cause little molly hasnt met me yet
    10 times a 1/2 an inch doesnt amount to much

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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
    10 times a 1/2 an inch doesnt amount to much
    HAHAHHAAHH!

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    i was thinkin the lung..

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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    i was thinkin the lung..
    I'm sorry Deca

    Good try though

    What was the answer again

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    i was thinking my bicep after my 3rd cycle

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    if she thinks its small, just stuff it up her ass, she will change her mind

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    Why are there no women carpenters?

    Because they go their whole lives being told that THIS (holds thumb and forefinger apart as if measuring) is eight inches.

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