I love strip clubs...

[El Jugo Buen0]

just got home...wiggles on queens blvd for those who live in the area. wow is all i can say. its like a restaurant, a menu full of poonani...and they serve you! They have every shade, every flavor, even how 'thick' you like your portions . Strip clubs are amazinggggggg and I wish I had a girl that could work it like those girls...wowwwwwwwwww. After I left I felt like I had awoke from a dream, it seemed unreal...surrounded by beautiful, naked women.

[NotSmall]

I find them frustrating as fukc - some hot naked chick doing everything possible to get your juices flowing but if you touch her then the bouncer breaks your fingers!
It's like a form of torture, if you can fukk them - great, otherwise you're just setting yourself up for dissappoint, volunteering for the ultimate prick-tease.
I wonder how many rapists went to a strip club earlier that day, i.e. some poor maladjusted 30 yr old loser who's never been fukked goes to a strip joint, gets all revved up and ends up hiding in a bush in the park on the way home and grabbing the first woman who walks past and venting his frustration on her.

[KrooC]

bring some cocain and pick one

[needmorestrength]

Im not allowed to go

[Red Ketchup]

I find them frustrating as fukc - some hot naked chick doing everything possible to get your juices flowing but if you touch her then the bouncer breaks your fingers!

Thats why they got "touchy-feelies" in most strip clubs here in Quebec...

They're called "$10 Dance", she dances at your chair and you get to touch... and it's legal.

Strip clubs are not my thing though... gets boring after 10 minutes (ok so I got a short attention span!)

Red

[GQplaya]

yah strippers love coke, so u go there b4 they are goint to close and say u got some yah-yo and u want to chill after they get out of work. and they most likely will then u can bang them intot he weee hours of the morning and bounce out

[HULKBOY]

i almost banged a stripper once but i wasn't drunk enough and still had morals. I wish i woulda boned her though.

[lucabratzi]

i like to go there, drunk of course and make fun of the strippers while they grind on me...slampigs...

[BG]

I find them frustrating as fukc - some hot naked chick doing everything possible to get your juices flowing but if you touch her then the bouncer breaks your fingers!
It's like a form of torture, if you can fukk them - great, otherwise you're just setting yourself up for dissappoint, volunteering for the ultimate prick-tease.
I wonder how many rapists went to a strip club earlier that day, i.e. some poor maladjusted 30 yr old loser who's never been fukked goes to a strip joint, gets all revved up and ends up hiding in a bush in the park on the way home and grabbing the first woman who walks past and venting his frustration on her.

I agree, never liked paying$200 for blue balls, my girls hotter then 90% of those ho's anyway.

[oldandgrim]

I find them frustrating as fukc - some hot naked chick doing everything possible to get your juices flowing but if you touch her then the bouncer breaks your fingers!
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I agree, I would rather go to a brothel where you can touch or spend the money on some cheep girl in a club whose looking for some out of hours fun (One Night Stands Only no relationship)

[prettynikki]

just got home...wiggles on queens blvd for those who live in the area. wow is all i can say. its like a restaurant, a menu full of poonani...and they serve you! They have every shade, every flavor, even how 'thick' you like your portions . Strip clubs are amazinggggggg and I wish I had a girl that could work it like those girls...wowwwwwwwwww. After I left I felt like I had awoke from a dream, it seemed unreal...surrounded by beautiful, naked women.

and then you woke up with no money in your wallet.

[Smak]

bring some cocain and pick one

haha. This is very true.

[Bigpup101]

my father owns a strip club in our area, there is a reason those girls can work it like that..trust me your better of with finger bangin little miss mary jane rottencrotch

[HULKBOY]

my father owns a strip club in our area, there is a reason those girls can work it like that..trust me your better of with finger bangin little miss mary jane rottencrotch

A buddy of mine had poisen ivy on his hand and finger FKD this chick at a TITI BAR and I was laughing my ass off when i saw him doin that shit. i was thinkin man hes gonna give poisen ivy to this chick and whoever she has sex W/that night . oohhhh man good times good times

[Testsubject]

bring some cocain and pick one

LMAO, too funny.