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Thread: Unfaithful!!!!!!!!!
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11-08-2005, 11:34 AM #1
Unfaithful!!!!!!!!!
The wife comes home early &finds her husband in their master bedroom making love to a beautiful, sexy young lady!
"You unfaithful, disrespectful pig! What are you doing? How dare you do this to me the faithful wife, the mother of your children! I'm leaving this house, I want a divorce!"
The husband, replies "Wait, Wait a minute! Before you leave, at least listen to what happened"
"Hummmmm, I don't know, well it'll be the last thing I will hear from you. But make it fast, you unfaithful pig"
The husband begins to tell his story . . . "While driving home this young lady asks for a ride. I saw her so defenseless that I went ahead and allowed her in my car. I noticed that she was very thin, not well dressed and very dirty. She mentioned that she had not eaten for 3 days. With great compassion and hurt, I brought her home and warmed up the enchiladas that I made for you last night that you wouldn't eat because you're afraid you'll gain weight; the poor thing, practically devoured them. Since she was very dirty I asked her to take a shower.
While she was showering, I noticed her clothes were dirty and full of holes so I threw her clothes away. Since she needed clothes, I gave her the pair of jeans that you have had for a few years, that you can no longer wear because they are too tight on you, I also gave her the blouse that I gave you on our anniversary and you don't wear because you said I don't have good taste.
I gave her the pullover that my sister gave you for Christmas that you will not wear just to bother my sister and I also gave her the boots that you bought at the expensive boutique that you never wore again after you saw
your co-worker wearing the same pair."
The husband continues his story . . . . .
"The young woman was very grateful to me and I walked her to the door.
When we got to the door she turned around and with tears coming out of her eyes, she asked me:
"Sir, do you have anything else that your wife does not use"Last edited by CRUISECONTROL; 11-08-2005 at 04:03 PM.
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11-08-2005, 11:40 AM #2
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahaha, now thats good.
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11-08-2005, 11:43 AM #3
HAHA LMFAO that's great... Wait you must know my GF....Hmmmmmm
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11-08-2005, 11:48 AM #4
Thank you, Thank you
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11-08-2005, 12:11 PM #5
Hahahahahahahahahah!!! I will not tell this joke to my girlfriend because she might just kill me and my son needs a father.
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11-08-2005, 12:13 PM #6
hahaahahah thats funny as hell
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11-08-2005, 03:55 PM #7AR Hall of Fame
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NIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIICE!!!!!!!
~SC~
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11-08-2005, 03:58 PM #8
SC liked my joke
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11-08-2005, 04:04 PM #9
this is your best one yet mate!very good indeed!!
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11-08-2005, 04:05 PM #10Originally Posted by booz
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11-08-2005, 04:40 PM #11
there u go booz finally changin the avatar
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11-08-2005, 05:28 PM #12Originally Posted by chest6
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