you're gonna love this one!!!!

the people who know me know i have all these bizarre saying and theories about everything in life.well, yesterday, i'm at the gym and all you HIT trainers may appreciate this.....

this guy come up to me at the gym and is like, " you don't train very long butyou look great". so i'm like whatever fucker. so he's like, " why is that??" so i told him this, i said, " look fucko(ok i didn't say that part,haha), i call it my ONE NIGHT STAND THEORY ON TRAINING: HIT THAT SHIT HARD AS HELL AND BREAK FOR THE DOOR!!!"

well the owner of the gym had overheard me!! she's like, i don't appreciate you giving out that type of advice,hahhahahaaha so i'm just like, look slut whore bag( ok i didn' say that either), i was just giving the guy a simple metaphor for high intensity training, hahaha and the i just walked away. i could ee the look of disgust on her fce as i left the gym since i knwo she already hates me because i stare at myself in the mirrors constantly and chek out my abs just to be a dick. but anyhoo, just though i'd share my theory w/ all of you HIT guys and gals.

lol :lol:

Why should the douchebag care whether someone stays 15 minutes or 2 hours? She still gets the monthly membership fee!

Now... she hates you because you admire your reflection?

You check out your abs just to be a dick?

How surreal... Sounds like a very twisted relationship LOL!

That's my PBNYC ! You slay me bro ! :lol:

i think she was pissed because i basically heard me say , yeah i jut fuck girls and jet.her being a woman and all, she was probably insulted. she's just an ugly bitch who thinks i'm arrogant and i'm not at all. jealousy will get her nowhere,hahaha.thankfully i don't use this gym that often but i have to go there tdayso i'm hoping to run into her again.i should ask her to have dinner as a goof just since i knwo the hit it and quit it idea is still in her head,hahahahaha and then stand her up, hahahaaha

Hey bro, that's some funny shit. I think you should ask her out, and then tell her that she needs to dress nice and wear a bag over her head. Ha! Ha!

yeah a plastic bag so no air can get in!!!!!!!!!!!

Ok, thats enough! :eek:
One day before mother's day too.
That's it. I am leaving AR.
:D

How many times can you cry wolf?
:o

2 funny partyboynyc,...but this is so true........ there are so many haters out there,.............lol.......

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2 funny partyboynyc,...but this is so true........ there are so many haters out there,.............lol.......

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just gotta shake them hata's off...

peace

no sign of the queen bitch. i was hoping to see her too!!just so i could throw her a smile and laugh.damnit, one day this week i will make another smart remark in her presence!!!!!!!!!!!!

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no sign of the queen bitch. i was hoping to see her too!!just so i could throw her a smile and laugh.damnit, one day this week i will make another smart remark in her presence!!!!!!!!!!!!

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You go for it PBNYC, not all us ugly folks are jealous haters :lol:

Canes I dont think your ugly, bro.
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Canes I dont think your ugly, bro.
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:blush: Thanks bro, I need a shot of confidence every once in a while. :D

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not all us ugly folks are jealous haters :lol:

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in no way, were you included in that statment :) :sot: :) (4real2)....and no one thinks your ugly.........at least I dont.......

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in no way, were you included in that statment :) :sot: :) (4real2)....and no one thinks your ugly.........at least I dont.......

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awww thanks guys I appreciate the compliements. I've always had a self-esteem issue, especially my body and looks. Makes me feel like I can puff out my chest a bit (Maybe it'll be bigger than my stomach for a change :lol: )

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i could see the look of disgust on her fce as i left the gym since i knwo she already hates me because i stare at myself in the mirrors constantly and chek out my abs just to be a dick.

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:dg: :lol: I swear this guy never fails to crack me up! Wouldn't you just love to see a movie about this guy's everyday life?

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:dg: :lol: I swear this guy never fails to crack me up! Wouldn't you just love to see a movie about this guy's everyday life?

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Absolutely, I wonder what it would be titled ? :scratch:

Perhaps....

Handsome Reflections....the story of "How I learned to love my mirror and hate ugly people graciously"

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i swear i am really a nice person!!!!!!!!!!
diesal, i know what you mean.i can only imagine what people's perception of me is.especially the hings they don'r say to my face,hahaha.

yo D, when are you gonna be down for an outing of young fun girls??!!

Partyboy you never cease to amuse me bro. and whenever this little "outing of young fun girls" goes on you better keep me in mind, im always down

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i swear i am really a nice person!!!!!!!!!!
diesal, i know what you mean.i can only imagine what people's perception of me is.especially the hings they don'r say to my face,hahaha.

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Oh PBNYC you know I'm just funnin' with ya. :lol:

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Dude man you are hilarious.. that was too funny. everyones looking at me at work.. dude man I live in jersey.. 10 min form NYC. I am downfor the young chicks lol. hahahah

keep em coming man