IMPORTANT QUICK READ - Bird Flu...

[Dave321]

I thought that you should see this.
I never realized that this was this serious of a problem.
Important-- Watch for these symptoms.

The Centre for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird
flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment
immediately.

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

And you thought this was going to be serious!!

[marcus300]

i have all them symtoms,,,plus a twitch in my neck

[Dave321]

i have all them symtoms,,,plus a twitch in my neck

did you sheit on your window shield this morning?

[IronFreakX]

I thought that you should see this.
I never realized that this was this serious of a problem.
Important-- Watch for these symptoms.

The Centre for Disease Control has released a list of symptoms of bird
flu.
If you experience any of the following, please seek medical treatment
immediately.

1. High fever
2. Congestion
3. Nausea
4. Fatigue
5. Aching in the joints
6. An irresistible urge to shit on someone's windshield.

And you thought this was going to be serious!!

[MatrixGuy]

I only clicked after about 5 mintues

[RA]

I just have #6...uuuuhh..uuuhhh...oh, wait the urge is gone. Mission accomplished.

[SwoleCat]

Funny how Bush just announces this "BIRD FLU" the f*ck outta no-where.

All to take the heat off his ass regarding the war.

What a stupid f*ck.

~SC~

[NotSmall]

Yeah, there's alot of fuss about that bird flu over here, you can only contract it from direct contact from infected birds and only then if you forget to wear a condom!

[Anabolic CEO]

Its funny how we can make a FLU that might kill millions, and have a Vacine within days, but AIDS and Cancer we can't find nothing for. Somebody wants to make money. That's F*cked up

[MASTER]

they shud just whack it in iraq and get all the soldiers out

[IronReload04]

Funny how Bush just announces this "BIRD FLU" the f*ck outta no-where.

All to take the heat off his ass regarding the war.

What a stupid f*ck.

~SC~

ya, you wanna know somthing a little bit ****en funnier. a while ago, george ****en asshole bush didnt really think the bird flu was all that serious. consequently, Europe has already purchased the supply of vaccines. America is dangerously behind in supply of vaccine. george bush hasnt funded virologly obviously, to busy fighting doing somthing else. This vaccine is not made in america. This vaccine can take up to 6 months to make. The human body has aboslutely no antibodies against this virus. If this virus undergoes i think the term is genetic assortment and becomes capable of being airborn if its not already, it will spread faster than wild fire. The last time their was an outbreak, 70 somthing percent out of 45 people died. This disease can use your own immune system against you. you will basically drown in your own inflamed lungs and all your organs will be eaten.

its gets better because the virus i am talking about is only 1 strain. similar ones exist. requiring differennt vaccines.

The worst case scenerio could kill billions of americans. this is ****ing serious.

[IronReload04]

dont get me wrong, there are billions of people on this planet and i think currently like somthing like 400somthing million vaccines out there. It will have been as disaster either way, but we could have been better off

[IronReload04]

also regarding the post about only contractring the virus through contact with chickens, the virus has been shown to spread and be contagous in mammals of the same species

[USfighterFC]

ya, you wanna know somthing a little bit ****en funnier. a while ago, george ****en asshole bush didnt really think the bird flu was all that serious. consequently, Europe has already purchased the supply of vaccines. America is dangerously behind in supply of vaccine. george bush hasnt funded virologly obviously, to busy fighting doing somthing else. This vaccine is not made in america. This vaccine can take up to 6 months to make. The human body has aboslutely no antibodies against this virus. If this virus undergoes i think the term is genetic assortment and becomes capable of being airborn if its not already, it will spread faster than wild fire. The last time their was an outbreak, 70 somthing percent out of 45 people died. This disease can use your own immune system against you. you will basically drown in your own inflamed lungs and all your organs will be eaten.

its gets better because the virus i am talking about is only 1 strain. similar ones exist. requiring differennt vaccines.

The worst case scenerio could kill billions of americans. this is ****ing serious.

Think before you speak.