So it's that time of year again, time to be around my girls family, something I cant stand!! We had the alcoholic stepfather say the blessingIt went something like "Dear Lord, thank you for our families and freinds all being present on this day, thank you for our soldiers who have given us this freedom, THANK YOU FOR THE NURISHMENT THAT WE'RE PUTTING INTO OUR BODIES" What ****ing nourishment!??? Nourishment!!!!?? You mean the bottle of Johnny Walker, fried turkey, and pie Kieth? Nourishment,hahahaha. Isnt it time for your cigarette bud? So I eat fast, then go outside Grandmas shoebox of a ****ing house, where I about tripped over every god damn thing in the place trying to get my plate. **** it, I went outside and played w/ the dog for an hour, he's got more sense than any of them. My girls cousin then shows up, the 47 year old man who still lives w/ mom, never had a girl, never been laid, and has absolutely no life of his own what so ever. My girl tells me" He doesnt know we're living together, I dont want him to know" I say, why? "Because it's against his beliefs and I dont want to hear him lecture me about how its wrong." Well a 47 year old man who has never had a piece of ass and lives w/ mom happens to be against my beliefs, but I dont lecture him, ****ing douche bag that he is!! I'm sorry guys, I mean its just this whole dirty south ora that goes on down in these parts. This hardcore bible thumping bullshit, where these people are out ****ing and drinking Sat night, then going to church Sun morning. I'm just not buying into it. So tonight, we have to go to her dads house. Thats another good point, alot of relatives around the south, nobody stays married and all they keep doing is having babies!! Its called pulling out you stupid shits!!!! So we have to go to Dads for more turkey, where I will once again be forced to engage in meaningless conversation w/ the 4'11" 350 lb stepdaughter, and her husband who looks like private Pile from the movie Full Metal Jacket. Actually, this guy looks stupider than that, and has no more sense than that guy did. I'll hear new and interesting stories about all his bullshit ****ing jobs he's been through, and how he wants to get in the gym and get all jacked and shit, stories about how the Marine corp wants him and how he's going to be a special ops or green beret or whatever the **** it is. "Hey Matt, until you can hold down a job long enough and afford to get that big lump surgically removed from your asscheek you've been talking about, they arent gonna take you, you stupid mother****er!!!" I mean these people are worse than cousin Eddy and his wife on that movie National Lampoons Xmas vacation. I dont even like being around them, I have nothing to talk about with those scum****s. I'm home now, I told my girl I needed to go run a couple errands. I cant stand her redneck family. I hope your thanksgiving is better, b/ I gotta hang w/ dumbasses all day!!!
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Originally Posted by stocky121
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