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    My tip on getting laid when I used to go out

    This actually works!!! I started this ,but my freinds all do it now and it works like a charm, and I have no idea why. The trick is to wear 1 article of dirty clothing when you go out. Wether its a dirty pair of socks, boxers, or a shirt you may have worn a couple times, just put one on. Dont ask me why it works, but it always has for me, everytime I did this I got mad numbers or some late night ass.

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    hahahaha thats hilarious. Why no go out anymore..gettin ready for a show or sumthin

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    You've lost you mind, what happens when you wear dirty draws and you wake up at the chicks house and there are your dirty draws with skid marks up and down, dont expect a second date.

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    craziest shit I ever heard

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    This actually works!!! I started this ,but my freinds all do it now and it works like a charm, and I have no idea why. The trick is to wear 1 article of dirty clothing when you go out. Wether its a dirty pair of socks, boxers, or a shirt you may have worn a couple times, just put one on. Dont ask me why it works, but it always has for me, everytime I did this I got mad numbers or some late night ass.
    Yea, but you're also from Carolina.

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    could be the pheramones.

    but i think hes tryin to shwarzennegger us.

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    ...wierd...

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    I am going to wear the same socks I am wearing now tomorrow when I go out. I better get some.

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    hahaha lmfao...I just started walking up to girls and asking them "didn't i meet you at puff daddey's white party" lol i made this up and it has worked 9 out of ten times and i think the 10th time was only b/c she had a boiyfriend there..it doersnt hurt that i'm incredibly sexxy either lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smak
    Yea, but you're also from Carolina.
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    Something is wrong with you..

    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    This actually works!!! I started this ,but my freinds all do it now and it works like a charm, and I have no idea why. The trick is to wear 1 article of dirty clothing when you go out. Wether its a dirty pair of socks, boxers, or a shirt you may have worn a couple times, just put one on. Dont ask me why it works, but it always has for me, everytime I did this I got mad numbers or some late night ass.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Power40
    I am going to wear the same socks I am wearing now tomorrow when I go out. I better get some.

    Same socks is a good one, I think thats usually what I did was the same socks. Try it bro, it works!!! Subconsciously, it takes away that "I'm perfectly clean and tidy" mindframe. You know you got some dirty shit on, so you start acting like you dont give a ****. I'm telling you man, it works, dont ask me what it is about it but it ****ing works, it used to work for me almost every single time I did it. I dont go out anymore now, but this is a secret of the Pros.

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    I have a feeling Stayin...that if you get a girl....it ain't cause you have dirty clothes on.

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say...wouldn't work on me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    This actually works!!! I started this ,but my freinds all do it now and it works like a charm, and I have no idea why. The trick is to wear 1 article of dirty clothing when you go out. Wether its a dirty pair of socks, boxers, or a shirt you may have worn a couple times, just put one on. Dont ask me why it works, but it always has for me, everytime I did this I got mad numbers or some late night ass.

    just dont let her go down on you when you got the dirty boxers on

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
    I have a feeling Stayin...that if you get a girl....it ain't cause you have dirty clothes on.

    I'm gonna go out on a limb and say...wouldn't work on me.
    how do u know? i dont have stinky feet i could wear the same socks twice and u have to put them to ur nose to see if they stink. plus i wouldnt tell u oh by the way i have dirty drawers or sirty socks on.

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    funny thing is everyone readin this thread will probably say what the hell and try it tonite!

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    Cant wear dirty drawers....On the drive, when the chick decides to give some road-head..then your crotch smells like the dirty socks you have on..surely she will lose interest!

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    I like ur "dirty playin" how u tell people to eat simple sugars and fat in the diet forum and wear dirty clothes to get laid.....i wonder who fell for that shit

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    I think this dudes onto something

    i cant think of one time i wore all clean clothes while i was in college and i got mad ass then

    but now im married and my wife is always cleaning my clothes and i never get laid.

    lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by Animal Cracker
    Cant wear dirty drawers....On the drive, when the chick decides to give some road-head..then your crotch smells like the dirty socks you have on..surely she will lose interest!

    yeah - getting a hummer while having swamp ass residue in yo skibbies is a bad thing

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    How about an old condom? Would that work?

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    Quote Originally Posted by AnabolicBoy1981

    but i think hes tryin to shwarzennegger us.

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    Quote Originally Posted by darmadoc
    How about an old condom? Would that work?

    anythings worth a try

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    personally i just stand there with me lucky charms hanging out, flapping in the wind for all to see and they come flocking like seaguls

    boing

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    lmfao what if you dont wear boxers, and the only time i wear sox is when im working out

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    Quote Originally Posted by steve0
    lmfao what if you dont wear boxers, and the only time i wear sox is when im working out

    I think we have the same issue....no undies..socks only during workout sessions....hey...does this go for the females as well? I should try this out.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
    I think we have the same issue....no undies..socks only during workout sessions....hey...does this go for the females as well? I should try this out.

    you can try your dirty knickers out on me
    just dont make me wear them

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    Quote Originally Posted by G-Force
    you can try your dirty knickers out on me
    just dont make me wear them

    But, sweetie...I don't wear any!
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    k, I've worn the same outfit like 3 times in the past week. It's one of my Sean John matching sweatsuits. I had a chick at Hooters who wasnt my waitress come sit down and start coming on to me, 2 chicks at the cigar parlor the other night come onto me, and another one yesterday here in my apartment complex. It ****ing works guys

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    k, I've worn the same outfit like 3 times in the past week. It's one of my Sean John matching sweatsuits. I had a chick at Hooters who wasnt my waitress come sit down and start coming on to me, 2 chicks at the cigar parlor the other night come onto me, and another one yesterday here in my apartment complex. It ****ing works guys
    if ur on cycle its pheromones not the dirty clothes!

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    I wear the same pair of jeans home every night. I wear a uniform to work, get dirty, change into jeans before I clock out and go home. Friday comes and I wear them when I go out for the night. I always get plenty of play. Never thought it was the pants. Thought it was the way I filled 'em out, or my dimples.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
    But, sweetie...I don't wear any!
    i think my trousers are shrinking

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    It never works for me!!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet
    I think we have the same issue....no undies..socks only during workout sessions....hey...does this go for the females as well? I should try this out.


    i guess we do i gotta free ball it, it's the only way to go, and stacked did you ever think it has to do with you being stacked ???

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    ok stacked im going out on friday and i will test your theory

    ill report back with results

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    I hope everybody starts wearing dirty shiat.......will make it easier to load arse for me!!

    Oh wait...dammitt....I'm married. Nevermind. Wear clean clothes so I don't have to smell you either.

    peace,

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    i once wore bart simpsons boxer shorts on a night out, presuming that i wasnt gonna get laid

    and to my surprise i did -

    needless to say she was very impressed with my classy boxer short

    hmmm NOT

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