AR Hall of Shame Quotes.

[Jcz85]

It's comforting to know there are people out there as retarded as myself.

[GirlyGymRat]

It's comforting to know there are people out there as retarded as myself.

There is no IQ test requirement.

[lovbyts]

How did I miss all those post by moonbear? I wonder when he is coming back to give us an update? lol

[tarmyg]

How did I miss all those post by moonbear? I wonder when he is coming back to give us an update? lol

Best answer of them all is the one who takes it seriously: Is there an alternate way to ingest an IM steroid?

[Mp859]

The posts in that thread had me dying. Lol

[GirlyGymRat]

The posts in that thread had me dying. Lol

priceless

[Times Roman]

There is no IQ test requirement.

as a side bar, the average IQ is 100.

to be classified as "retarded" one must have an IQ of 70.

Now, I just looked it up, and those with an IQ of 130 or higher comprise only 5% of the population.

That means, on average, one in twenty of your buddies is clinically classified as retarded.

Now, I just looked, and we have over 30,000 people online on this board right now. So let's assume only half of retarded people go online, and that means 1/40, or 2.5% of those online are retarded.

A quick calculation tells me we have 750 viewers that meet this definition.

That's a lot of freaking "retards".

Is this why we sometimes talk til we are blue in the face and no one seems to be home on the receiving end?

I think maybe this explains a few things around here?

[derekkpapa1]

Times you seen mInes baseball?

[Times Roman]

Times you seen mInes baseball?

hey dereks brah

was it on the chair before you sat down?

[Times Roman]

and mates

don't think I'm fukkin around with those stats

the 1/20 of 130 and over is real

I inferred from a statistical perspective that there must be an offsetting 1/20 at 70.

That means that 1 in 20 of the entire population has a 70 IQ or lower.

Think about it and all the dumb asses in prison and you see on tv.

So if we, the United States of America, have a population of 300,000,000 (that's 300 million for you retards)

then 5% of that means....

we have 15,000,000 (sorry, that's 15 million) fukkin retards in this country.

Now, we have 2,000,000 (damn! I keep forgetting, that's 2 million) in jail

that still leaves 13 million unaccounted for.

Now, I just checked and we have 46 million on welfare/foodstamps. Because there are children, I will assume only 20% of that is due to those of diminished capacity. that comes to about 9 million.

so 13 million less 9 million leaves 4 million unaccounted for.

WTF? we have 4 million slackers in this country?

And let's be for real. I seen a lot of tards in the military. But on second thought, I'm thinking things have changed in 30 years since I was last in, so i'll leave that one alone.

But seriously, 4 million slackers?

What the fuk is that all about?

[Times Roman]

^4 million unaccounted for probably means other governmental programs besides jail and foodstamps/welfare. Some of it might be in home care without governmental assistance, but knowing "we the people" I doubt caregivers will pass up a payday...........

[lovbyts]

No one like statistics when they are not politically correct or non favorable.

[Honkey_Kong]

You know, TR, a low IQ isn't the only determining factor in somebody being labeled as retarded (or is it intellectually disabled? I can't keep track of the euphemism treadmill anymore).

The low IQ is only one factor of it. I believe they also have to be diagnosed with it before they turn 18. And they also have to show functional disabilities in daily life activities. I have a retarded extended family member and when my grandparents both died it turned in to a nightmare with the courts to get a conservatorship over this retard.

I think we should go back to the old classification of intellectual disabilities. Moron for mildly retarded, Imbecile for the moderate retards and Idiot for the severely retarded.

[lovbyts]

We are just to politically correct now days and worry more about hurting someones feeling with a label than about their well being.

[tarmyg]

Bump, because this thread should never be forgotten!

[lovbyts]

You mean like this idiot: fabulanova

something more powerful than any steroids !!!
would you believe when i tell you that theres actually somethign thats more powerful than any steroids in this world? i can tell u n swear u this stuff gives u instantly strenght n size just the moment when u got infected of it! any idea? i tell ya! WASP, but i am not sure about it it probaly could have been a spider or any other insect too that sucked my blood out from my right forearm , it happened when i trained in the basement n got tired n felt down to sleep... i can remember when i woke up that i had f***** strength ...

[pitweiler]

^^ lol does he think that he's Spider-Man

[GirlyGymRat]

posts by will of iron schlong flew out of new shorts and bounced up and down during cardio today -------------------------------------------------------------------------------- this is crazy shit bros! Today was the first day i ever did cardio in a long time, and basically my dick flew out of my new cardio pants and just bounced up and down for the first 3 mins of cardio without me even knowing it! (yes thats how small it is!)nevertheless i got some deserving attention to my schlong by the girl next to me...and hear this fellas..she giggled at it!!! It all started off when i just got done doing legs, i changed to my spandex short cardio shorts...please keep in mind i just bought these in sports authority, and i thought it would be cool to have some cardio pants specifically for cardio. So anyways, in the changing room, i noticed that the extremly thin shorts made my structure and shape of the penis very visible as my dick swam with freedom inside the pants...hey cool man i thought to myself, no problem! So i run to epileptical machine (as the small bulge in my cardio pants bounced wildly) situated next to a young blonde babe working out..she had the whole package, big, round ass (similar to mizfit's, but her ass was more rounder, and had a "sweep" to them so to speak) and very cute perky tits. Not to mention, the sight of her long beautiful blonde hair, and 2 piece cardio suit immediately had my penile chambers growing with an aura of "the serpent" so to speak. It was looking extremly obvious that i was getting a massive hardon, as the entire shorts were growing and stretching towards ridicilious proportions of insanity (even though my penis is small). Anyways, i hopped on the machine, and started up the machine quickstart...one...two...three...im cruising...watching the big screen tv and just doing my cardio, when like 5 minutes later, i see her totally frozen and staring at me in shock, followed by a massive giggling...so i stare right back at her then stare at myself again...and i notice something that is very odd...that the snake appears to be out of it's f ucking cage when its supposed to be locked up until 9pm! It was bouncing up and down, and somehow...some f ucking how the serpent found it's way out of the garden of god and evil (bushy place yeah) and made it's way to heaven! It was flapping up and down, and i couldnt believe that it was out...but goddamn it felt good to be out!!! And i didnt immediately put it back in...i just stared at her with it rock hard by then, and she didnt say anything, but made a kind of "kissing" mouth movement as she stared at it...and i realized i had to put it in by then, because an old man 3 machines away from me was smiling at me as well...faggots...but i thought i could share this wonderful experience with you guys! If you ever want to have a little fun, buy some really cool cardio pants, and leave it unzipped, as you wear an oversized long shirt (it will look like you have no pants on at all!) and all the meanwhile, your dick can be enjoying the hospitality of freedom! Also i learned a new thing about females today...you can learn too! When they see a bare penis in public they aint gonna scream or yell, they are going to just stare at it in shock, saying nothing! Try it, take it out in a secluded public area in front of a young babe, and watch her reaction to it...i bet she will just stare at it...im going to try this psychology action tonight at a teen hangout...just walk around the place with it hanging out and see what happens.... Here are the pics of my shorts (identitical) if u wanna buy em

omg. Lmbo!

[spywizard]

You mean like this idiot: fabulanova

something more powerful than any steroids !!!
would you believe when i tell you that theres actually somethign thats more powerful than any steroids in this world? i can tell u n swear u this stuff gives u instantly strenght n size just the moment when u got infected of it! any idea? i tell ya! WASP, but i am not sure about it it probaly could have been a spider or any other insect too that sucked my blood out from my right forearm , it happened when i trained in the basement n got tired n felt down to sleep... i can remember when i woke up that i had f***** strength ...

hahhaa, I read that one today.. hilarious

[GirlyGymRat]

Impreza Junior Member Join Date Mar 2015 Posts 82 Am I crazy to think about this weigh my balls?! Digital scale Sounds like crazy idea but why not. I'm thinking to weigh my balls before-mid-after cycle with digital scale what you think I'm not drunk hahaha Like

Am I crazy to think about this weigh my balls?! Digital scale

[RaginCajun]

Impreza Junior Member Join Date Mar 2015 Posts 82 Am I crazy to think about this weigh my balls?! Digital scale Sounds like crazy idea but why not. I'm thinking to weigh my balls before-mid-after cycle with digital scale what you think I'm not drunk hahaha Like Am I crazy to think about this weigh my balls?! Digital scale

Bahahahaha

[wmaousley]

Mensa

[lovbyts]

And let us never forget:
...So I got a job as a gay stripper........

[Honkey_Kong]

And let us never forget:
...So I got a job as a gay stripper........

I heard he's been making some real money now. $20 a night hahahahahahahhaha

[lovbyts]

I heard he's been making some real money now. $20 a night hahahahahahahhaha

Yeah but I heard it's only because he started putting out or should I say taking it in?

[Honkey_Kong]

Yeah but I heard it's only because he started putting out or should I say taking it in?

That guy was nowhere near as pathetic as the guy who wanted to take deca to completely kill his sex drive because his girlfriend didn't want to have sex with him.

[lovbyts]

That guy was nowhere near as pathetic as the guy who wanted to take deca to completely kill his sex drive because his girlfriend didn't want to have sex with him.

Weve had a few of those recently who wanted to kill their sex drive.
Ive always liked the saying, what food group will kill sexdrive in women 99.9% of the time?

Wedding cake.

[bignath4607]

Weve had a few of those recently who wanted to kill their sex drive. Ive always liked the saying, what food group will kill sexdrive in women 99.9% of the time? Wedding cake.

Fpmsl glad my mrs skipped the cake then

Sent from my iPhone using Forum

[GirlyGymRat]

That guy was nowhere near as pathetic as the guy who wanted to take deca to completely kill his sex drive because his girlfriend didn't want to have sex with him.

He's still around. He took a lot of crap and never lost his cool!

I often wondered if it wasn't April fools joke. Thread opened 4/1.

[Honkey_Kong]

He's still around. He took a lot of crap and never lost his cool!

I often wondered if it wasn't April fools joke. Thread opened 4/1.

I'm sure it was a joke. When these guys make these ridiculous posts, you just have to go along with them and see how far you can get them to take it.

[calgarian]

And let us never forget:
...So I got a job as a gay stripper........

Cant even follow so I said screw it in the ass....

[NACH3]

I'm sure it was a joke. When these guys make these ridiculous posts, you just have to go along with them and see how far you can get them to take it.

^^^ exactly... It's great to hear what they'll say and how far they'll take it... it is fun ... But feeding into them is also what makes em want to continue to do it! Chalk it up as amusement... LOL

[Euroholic]

When that loser electra madox typed she was going to sue if someone posted a photo of her from the bears facebook account. shes ugly and arrogant

[GirlyGymRat]

i have a confession. I read thru all the pages since i joined to see if I was intro ducted into H of S without my knowledge. LOL

[Hazard]

i have a confession. I read thru all the pages since i joined to see if I was intro ducted into H of S without my knowledge. LOL

I found a new quote to add :-)

[Honkey_Kong]

i have a confession. I read thru all the pages since i joined to see if I was intro ducted into H of S without my knowledge. LOL

^^^ I think you just made it

[GirlyGymRat]

^^^ I think you just made it

Stop. Both of you!!!!

[RA]

The problem with this is your mixing up desire and ability.

and mates

don't think I'm fukkin around with those stats

the 1/20 of 130 and over is real

I inferred from a statistical perspective that there must be an offsetting 1/20 at 70.

That means that 1 in 20 of the entire population has a 70 IQ or lower.

Think about it and all the dumb asses in prison and you see on tv.

So if we, the United States of America, have a population of 300,000,000 (that's 300 million for you retards)

then 5% of that means....

we have 15,000,000 (sorry, that's 15 million) fukkin retards in this country.

Now, we have 2,000,000 (damn! I keep forgetting, that's 2 million) in jail

that still leaves 13 million unaccounted for.

Now, I just checked and we have 46 million on welfare/foodstamps. Because there are children, I will assume only 20% of that is due to those of diminished capacity. that comes to about 9 million.

so 13 million less 9 million leaves 4 million unaccounted for.

WTF? we have 4 million slackers in this country?

And let's be for real. I seen a lot of tards in the military. But on second thought, I'm thinking things have changed in 30 years since I was last in, so i'll leave that one alone.

But seriously, 4 million slackers?

What the fuk is that all about?

[tarmyg]

I realize this was not posted on these forums but simply too insane no to repost:

I know this is quite different from our quest to grow huge, but I have some serious questions here.Tren ace supposedly does not aromitize to estrogen. And estrogen is what causes growth plates to seal and limits one's growth before adulthood from what I understand.
Background: I have a litter of kittens living in my car port. 2 of 4 just passed and I'm pretty upset about it. So I'm going to get the remaining two treated for worms, fleas, fixed, and vaccinated before taking them in. But I can't lock them up all day in the apartment because it is tiny, has no windows, and the old lady is not ok with cats in the room while she tries to sleep.
Can I give my kittens tren ace without stunting their growth? I live in an area with a lot of cat fights and don't want my kitties winding up like some of the less fortunate felines on the block. I know some of this may seem unusual but I am serious. Tren or not I plan on giving these kittens a shot at the good life. And much of reddit likes cats. But if I got the luxury of being swole then why not pass the favor if it's barely costing me? I am pretty good at doing weight and dose conversions and have a scale.
So what do y'all think? Swole kittens or bad idea?

REF: Tren ace, growth plates, and cats : steroids

[GirlyGymRat]

He's a cat lover, I guess. Wait till he has some kids! LOL