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  1. 12-02-2005, 06:10 PM #1
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    Ex Girlfriend

    I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time chatting about the wild romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.

    “Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

    "Yeah?" I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

    "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...........

    I told her to fvck off, and I hung up the phone.
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  2. 12-02-2005, 06:17 PM #2
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  3. 12-02-2005, 06:18 PM #3
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  4. 12-02-2005, 06:30 PM #4
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    HAHA Oh shit that was dam funny!!!
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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
    I got a phone call from a gorgeous ex-girlfriend of mine the other day. We lost track of time chatting about the wild romantic nights we used to enjoy together. I couldn't believe it when she asked if I'd be interested in meeting up and rekindling a little of that 'magic'.

    “Wow!", I said, "I don't know if I could keep pace with you now! I'm a bit older and a bit balder than when you last saw me!"

    She just giggled and said she was sure I'd rise to the challenge!!!

    "Yeah?" I said, "Just so long as you don't mind a man with a waistline that's a few inches wider these days!"

    She laughed and told me to stop being so silly! She teased me saying that tubby bald men were cute!

    "Anyway, I've put on a few pounds myself!" she giggled...........

    I told her to fvck off, and I hung up the phone.


    That was great
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  6. 12-02-2005, 06:36 PM #6
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    Why did you hang up on her? You are crazy bro.
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  7. 12-02-2005, 06:45 PM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by Zapp
    Why did you hang up on her? You are crazy bro.
    cause she says she gained a few pounds. I would have done the same. (well maybe )
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  8. 12-02-2005, 07:00 PM #8
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    Quote Originally Posted by 305GUY
    cause she says she gained a few pounds. I would have done the same. (well maybe )
    Thing is, a few lbs to her might mean 5 or 10. I would have atleast met up with her to find out.
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  9. 12-02-2005, 07:08 PM #9
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    **** that, i would have gone there and banged the hell out of her, im also a horny college kid that hasnt got laid in a while, if u had some animosity towards her i would just bang her and be like "u like that u fat bitch" "oink for me piggy"
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  10. 12-02-2005, 07:15 PM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by Money Boss Hustla
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    I told her to fvck off, and I hung up the phone.


    ok good,

    I read the whole thing and was like "this guys a softy"

    then you redeemed your self with the above
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  11. 12-02-2005, 07:42 PM #11
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  12. 12-02-2005, 07:44 PM #12
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    That's fuqn great! I'm with Zapp...I would have at least met up with her to find out. Any case...that's funny shiznit.
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  13. 12-02-2005, 08:17 PM #13
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    i woulda still hitt it as long as she didnt get to outta hand
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  14. 12-02-2005, 10:13 PM #14
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    You did the right thing
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  15. 12-02-2005, 10:18 PM #15
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    dude wtf..thats guaranteed one night session at least. I dunno..if i started doing my ex eventually i might get attached again. But hey, I did all summer and didnt think anything of it rather than good sex
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  16. 12-02-2005, 10:30 PM #16
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    I would accept some oral or make her pay me to bang her
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    I think that is awesome. I think the only other option would have been a one-night hookup then telling her to get lost. There is always a reason people break up, and time doesn't change that. Way to be a man, I think a lot of guys on here would have gone back to her and gone through the same crap that caused the first breakup.
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  18. 12-03-2005, 08:59 AM #18
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    never sleep with ex's, unless theyve wronged you and you want to get them attached and ctush their pathetic little hearts...
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  19. 12-03-2005, 10:27 AM #19
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    Quote Originally Posted by Evil Predator
    never sleep with ex's, unless theyve wronged you and you want to get them attached and ctush their pathetic little hearts...
    funny how that strategy always BACKFIRES~! kuz before you kan crush their lil heart. .THEY CHEAT ON YOU AGAIN~! ROFL
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    lol nice one
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  21. 12-03-2005, 10:47 AM #21
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    you shoulda banged the fatty
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    Quote Originally Posted by PrairieDawg
    you shoulda banged the fatty


    i 2 this
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    i woulda humped her and been like
    "So.. do you wanna be my lil retarded PET?"
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  25. 12-03-2005, 12:21 PM #25
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    mbh, that is priceless.
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  27. 12-03-2005, 12:44 PM #27
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    Bald and chubby?, dont be so hard on yourself pimp, judging from those pics you posted your a strapping young buck with a full head of hair ta boot.
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  28. 12-03-2005, 12:52 PM #28
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    LOL, not bad
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  29. 12-03-2005, 12:57 PM #29
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    Quote Originally Posted by steve0
    i woulda still hitt it as long as she didnt get to outta hand
    true dat
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  30. 12-03-2005, 01:07 PM #30
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    Funny, to the last.
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  31. 12-03-2005, 01:38 PM #31
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    im my ex ever called me up for a romp ...damn i would be so in her pants luv that girl!
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