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No speahuh De english
A bus stops and 2 Italian men get on. They sat down and engaged in an
animated conversation. The lady sitting next to them ignores them
at first, but her attention is galvanized when she hears one of them
say the following:
"Emma comes first.
Den I come.
Den two asses come together.
I come once-a-more.
Two asses, they come together again.
I come again and pee twice.
Then I come one lasta time."
"You foul-mouthed sex obsessed swine," retorted the lady indignantly.
"In this country . . we don't speak aloud in public places about
our sex lives"
"Hey, coola down lady," said the man.
"Who talkin' abouta sex?
I'm a justa tellin' my frienda how to spell "Mississippi'."
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I like this shit. LOL. bump
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Dude thats good one!! Way too hard to memorize though.
Gotta think of who the hell made that joke up huh?
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Good joke, but don't you think if you told this to someone they would do one of these :scratch: I feel it's much easier to comprehend when it's written down. :lol:
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