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  1. 12-06-2005, 11:06 AM #1
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    Chinese sayings!!!!!!!!!

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    Man who run in front of car get tired.

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    Man who run behind car get exhausted.

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    Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.

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    Man with one chopstick go hungry.

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    Man who scratch rear should not bite fingernails.

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    Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.

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    Baseball is wrong: man with four balls cannot walk.

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    Panties not best thing on earth! But next to best thing on earth.

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    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.

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    Wife who put husband in dog house soon find him in cat house.

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    Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.

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    It take many nails to build crib, but one screw to fill it.

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    Man who drive like hell, bound to get there.

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    Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.

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    Man who live in glass house should change clothes in basement.

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    Man who fish in other man's well often catch crabs.

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    Man who pass gas in church sit in own pew.

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    Crowded elevator smell different to midget.

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  2. 12-06-2005, 11:07 AM #2
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    lmao!!! nice find cruise!
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  3. 12-06-2005, 06:34 PM #3
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    like it bro!
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  4. 12-06-2005, 06:41 PM #4
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  5. 12-06-2005, 06:56 PM #5
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  6. 12-07-2005, 12:57 AM #6
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    lmao at the baseball one.. man with 4 balls cannot walk...
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  7. 12-07-2005, 01:32 AM #7
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    Quote Originally Posted by anaBROLIC
    lmao at the baseball one.. man with 4 balls cannot walk...
    hahaha nice one..my personal favorite too
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  8. 12-07-2005, 02:02 AM #8
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    War does not determine who is right, war determine who is left.
    that one is actually a quote from a guy named Bertrand Russell, a british philosopher who argued mainly for mathematical logic. I'm sure you wanted to know that
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  9. 12-07-2005, 06:11 AM #9
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    I like this one
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  10. 12-07-2005, 06:56 AM #10
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    awesome. LMFAO! Damn chinese are wise!!
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  11. 12-09-2005, 12:10 AM #11
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  12. 12-09-2005, 12:18 AM #12
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    Quote Originally Posted by symatech
    that one is actually a quote from a guy named Bertrand Russell, a british philosopher who argued mainly for mathematical logic. I'm sure you wanted to know that
    no, it ruined the whole joke
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  13. 12-09-2005, 01:30 AM #13
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    Confucius say, "Man with hole in pocket always feel cocky".

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  14. 12-09-2005, 07:00 PM #14
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    Quote Originally Posted by CRUISECONTROL
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    Man who scratch rear should not bite fingernails.

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    no shit sherlock
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