STS(SwoleCat Thrashing Syndrome)

[Pinnacle]

One asks : "What is STS"?
Giving a complete medical description of this disorder would be quite lengthy.So I'll opt to put it in laymans terms.


1)It is a condition in which a person(primarily newbies) contracts after making foolish posts,pose an individual threat directly/indirectly towards SwoleCat,breaking board rules,consistently flaming members,poor use of grammar/punctuations,pose a blatant lack of intelligence.There are more,but for time constraints I'll end with these.

2)How do I contract STS?
See #1

3)Is STS a common disorder?
Not necessarily.It is most prominent on anabolic boards,with anabolicreview being the board where this condition seems to have first been recorded by medical personnel.It is quite apparent that newbies tend to contract this disorder easily,as well as those that are just plain ignorant.

4)What age groups are at risk with this disorder?
Sadly enough it appears that all age groups,including gender,ethnic background,religion are all at high risk for this disorder.

5)How can this disorder be avoided?
Science and history have shown that to avoid this dreaded disorder one must keep in compliance with board rules,use proper grammar/punctuations,alway address Swolecat in a respectful manner(even in disagreement),do not post sources,do not post UG labs names,contribute to the board in a useful manner.There are far to many more to list,but you get the gist of things,I'm certain of that.

6)If diagnosed with STS,what should I do?
Immediately contact administration of this,and every board in which you are a member of and request that your account be deleted.This is a crucial step in the recovery process.Once you've completed that step,seek counseling at a clinic that specializes in STS.Recovery is slow,but you can over come this with vigilance.

I hope this Q & A helped clear up some of the questions and concerns you might have in regards to this dreaded condition.


~Pinnacle~

[stocky121]

STICKY

[MatrixGuy]

Quality post Pinn.

SC's gonna love this one!

[Bigpup101]

HAHA lmfao..definately sticky material

[Anabolic CEO]

What is STS?...................LMAO
What is a Sticky.............is this the new stuff that hasn't hit the black market yet?..............LMAO

[oldman]

I don't understand this? This all sounds familiar it kind of sounds like that old disease.. erm.. I think it was called DAS (Dumb-ass Syndrome) or something like that.. Is this like a new strain of that old virus?

Thanks for letting us know about this, I have noticed that it is not only happening on this board but it seems to be spreading to forums all over the internet, maybe something in the programming causes it.


Oldman

[Keyser Sozey]

I think it would be quite lucrative to open a STS clinic....Perhaps a nationwide chain, and then we could go global, b/c there are idiots everywhere.

Great post, Pinn!

[OG LOK]

wow you really sat there for 2 hours typing that all out huh?

[956Vette]

6)If diagnosed with STS,what should I do?
Immediately contact administration of this

Negative

[MatrixGuy]

Negative

[lucabratzi]

2)How do I contract STS?
See #1

i contracted an std is that similar? or should i ask a doc...

[Zapp]

Wow...You have just given SC a bigger head than he already has!

[shortie]

To Hell with Swolecat














Oh shit I think I might be infected

[SwoleCat]

This is a great thread Pinnacle!

Thanks for the creativity, that's great brutha.

~SC~

[SwoleCat]

Wow...You have just given SC a bigger head than he already has!

Nah, I'm a modest mutha f*cka.

~SC~

[G-1000]

[Lavinco]

......


1)It is a condition in which a person(primarily newbies) contracts after making foolish posts,pose an individual threat directly/indirectly towards SwoleCat,breaking board rules,consistently flaming members,poor use of grammar/punctuations,pose a blatant lack of intelligence.There are more,but for time constraints I'll end with these.

..........

6).......
Recovery is slow,but you can over come this with vigilance.

~Pinnacle~

We can tell by your punctuations (where every comma used has no space after it) that recover time may take years for some.

[*Narkissos*]

Nah, I'm a modest mutha f*cka.

~SC~

I think you mean: "Nark's a Modest muthaf*cka"

I'm so perfectly proportioned: so perfect in every manner... i can't help but be modest.

I mean...one so perfect doesn't need to boast about being perfect...does he?

[SwoleCat]

We can tell by your punctuations (where every comma used has no space after it) that recover time may take years for some.

DOH!

He was so excited that he know I'd like this, that he was doing it very quickly and forgot.

~SC~

[SwoleCat]

I think you mean: "Nark's a Modest muthaf*cka"

I mean...one so perfect doesn't need to boast about being perfect...does he?

You're my idol!

~SC~

[Pinnacle]

We can tell by your punctuations (where every comma used has no space after it) that recover time may take years for some.

No..I'm not recovering from STS. But it is apparent you are still suffering from ARD (Anal Retentive Disorder).

Do a goggle for a clinic near you. As I understand it, this disorder takes time for recovery as well. First step towards the road to recovery would be getting your head out of your ass.






~Pinnacle~

[SnaX]

We can tell by your punctuations (where every comma used has no space after it) that recover time may take years for some.

Why does this guy always have to try to point out some negative points. Is he trying to outgun folks with his perfect observation(s)?

'can we tell by HIS proper punctuation(s)<-- should this word have an 's' at the end? Is that proper engrish?'

Doesn't he have something better to do, like go shave his chest? I shouldn't say that because a few- some- a lot of you shave you chest. a few, your balls...

Just let it flow next time! I was enjoying this thread! still am! andIrock.

[chest6]

shave everything dammit. Cept arms, underarms, legs. Eventually that might go too

[Chemical King]

Nice post Pinnacle, you can always rely on you to spice things up around here.

[shortie]

Why does this guy always have to try to point out some negative points. Is he trying to outgun folks with his perfect observation(s)?

'can we tell by HIS proper punctuation(s)<-- should this word have an 's' at the end? Is that proper engrish?'

Doesn't he have something better to do, like go shave his chest? I shouldn't say that because a few- some- a lot of you shave you chest. a few, your balls...

Just let it flow next time! I was enjoying this thread! still am! andIrock.

Actually puctuation needs no "s" at all, the term punctuation covers both the singular and plural, hence the term "punctuation marks". Shit my ARD is acting up again.

[Pinnacle]

. Shit my ARD is acting up again.

Don't let the relapse get you down. It takes years for some to beat that disorder.Lavinco has been struggle with this for years,and still no progress.Shame...Damm shame....


~Pinnacle~

[Lavinco]

Why does this guy always have to try to point out some negative points. Is he trying to outgun folks with his perfect observation(s)?

'can we tell by HIS proper punctuation(s)<-- should this word have an 's' at the end? Is that proper engrish?'

Doesn't he have something better to do, like go shave his chest? I shouldn't say that because a few- some- a lot of you shave you chest. a few, your balls...

Just let it flow next time! I was enjoying this thread! still am! andIrock.

Damn dude, where's your sense of humor? I'm just having fun like everyone else.

I'll think of you when I shave my balls.

[Pinnacle]

I'll think of you when I shave my balls.

That's funny!



~Pinnacle~

[SnaX]

I'll think of you when I shave my balls.

I seem to have the effect of gay men touching themselves when thinking of me. It's gross! I wear Essense-de-hot-bitch i guess jk jk

[chest6]

nooooo

[aadrenaline]

lol

[IBdmfkr]

Silly faggot, dicks are for chix.

[need2Bbig]

so wait, does this mean I CANT drink winny?

[SwoleCat]

so wait, does this mean I CANT drink winny?

Only when standing on your head, full moon, stars aligned, 3rd Wednesday of every other week starting the first month in February unless it's leap year, in which it will be every 3rd Saturday after the first of the month, on the odd numbered months.

Subject to cancellation by rain.

~SC~

[chest6]

Only when standing on your head, full moon, stars aligned, 3rd Wednesday of every other week starting the first month in February unless it's leap year, in which it will be every 3rd Saturday after the first of the month, on the odd numbered months.

Subject to cancellation by rain.

~SC~

man it would take days to figure that one out

[SwoleCat]

man it would take days to figure that one out

Then Winny is not for you.



~SC~

[*Alex*]

Then Winny is not for you.



~SC~