I love chicks.

***Narkissos*** · 12-15-2005, 09:46 PM

Chicks can make a guy feel soo frigging good.

Take today for instance.

I was at the Mall...reading bodybuilding mags (yea...flex magazine..looking at the pics...would not toss my cash on that..call me Mr.Cheapie). I must look pretty approachable cus some dude just randomly walks up to me and starts to talk about the Mr.Olympia contest. Anyway...after 30 minutes of that i started to get hungry so i bid him goodbye.

As i was walking out of the wall two chicks walk up to me.

One was was dark... skin smooth like chocolate... and the other a latina looking brown.

The latina looking chick walks up to me..this is the convo:

Hot chick: DUDE! wassup!?

Nark: huh?

Hot chick: Dude.. What's happening!?

Nark: huh?

Hot Chick: What's with all of this?

*she gestures towards my delts and arms*

Hot Chick: ... You're so...so ..BIG!

Nark: *blushes*

Hot Chick: Can i?

*she reaches over and squeezes my biceps*...

Hot Chick: What is it? Weight-lifting? Is that all? What?

*She doesn't give me a chance to answer... Before i know what's happening her arms are draped around me tightly and i'm at lost for words... i SWORE she moaned!..then she slowly unraveled herself*

Hot Chick: Was nice to meet you.

Nark: *blushes and walks off stunned*

-------------------------------------

Dudes...if that didn't make my day...i dunno what would've.

woot!

**chest6** · 12-15-2005, 09:47 PM

Feels good dont it? It happens more often when theyre drunk

**USfighterFC** · 12-15-2005, 09:50 PM

shoulda got her number

**chest6** · 12-15-2005, 09:50 PM

Originally Posted by USfighterFC

shoulda got her number

I'll second that. That woulda been easy.

***Narkissos*** · 12-15-2005, 09:52 PM

Originally Posted by USfighterFC

shoulda got her number

...none of that for me anymore.

I'm planning on getting married in 2008 or 2009... can't call the number of every hot chick that hits on me.

There aren't enough hours in the day

(j/k)

**chest6** · 12-15-2005, 09:53 PM

haha..damn ur puttin off marriage that long. So Im guessing u have a gf/fiance?

**Nismo** · 12-15-2005, 09:57 PM

I love chicks, especially when there making my gosh damn breakfast in the morning while I'm scratching my balls in bed watching my Tivo!!!!

**steve0** · 12-15-2005, 10:00 PM

dude you really should have gotten the #

***Narkissos*** · 12-15-2005, 10:11 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

haha..damn ur puttin off marriage that long. So Im guessing u have a gf/fiance?

yea... plan to get officially engaged in the new year.

Pink Velvet.. if you're reading this thread... that gives you like 3 months to hit on me

(j/k)

**Pinnacle** · 12-15-2005, 10:19 PM

dammit Nark..I'd give my right arm to be like you

***Narkissos*** · 12-15-2005, 10:26 PM

Originally Posted by Pinnacle

dammit Nark..I'd give my right arm to be like you

I know...

(you can't prove i changed your post

)

**Pinnacle** · 12-15-2005, 10:29 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

I know...

(you can't prove i changed your post

)

HAHA....you dick.

<<<<<Pinnacle

**topvega** · 12-15-2005, 10:32 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

I know...

(you can't prove i changed your post

)

Oh man.... That's FUKED up.......

.......

........

**KrooC** · 12-15-2005, 10:33 PM

you shoulda droped her drawls and ****ed her right there in the mall bro either that or picked her up and carried her to you van.... every real man has a van dont lie...

**Raw Dawg** · 12-15-2005, 10:37 PM

Those same type of chicks just want to be banged by a built guy......they really dont want to date one because most are too insecure to handle it. That my experience anyway.

***Narkissos*** · 12-15-2005, 10:41 PM

Originally Posted by KrooC

you shoulda droped her drawls and ****ed her right there in the mall bro either that or picked her up and carried her to you van.... every real man has a van dont lie...

"every real man has a van"

**chest6** · 12-15-2005, 10:42 PM

down by the river that is

**niXon)(** · 12-15-2005, 11:10 PM

yeah, i would have deffinatly had a cup of coffee with her or somthing man.

but, threads worthless w\out pics.

good story though, i wouldve deff blushed too

**Slow~Mo** · 12-15-2005, 11:14 PM

Dork-ass-queer-mother****er...

**Pinkvelvet** · 12-16-2005, 10:09 AM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Chicks can make a guy feel soo frigging good.

Take today for instance.

I was at the Mall...reading bodybuilding mags (yea...flex magazine..looking at the pics...would not toss my cash on that..call me Mr.Cheapie). I must look pretty approachable cus some dude just randomly walks up to me and starts to talk about the Mr.Olympia contest. Anyway...after 30 minutes of that i started to get hungry so i bid him goodbye.

As i was walking out of the wall two chicks walk up to me.

One was was dark... skin smooth like chocolate... and the other a latina looking brown.

The latina looking chick walks up to me..this is the convo:

Hot chick: DUDE! wassup!?

Nark: huh?

Hot chick: Dude.. What's happening!?

Nark: huh?

Hot Chick: What's with all of this?

*she gestures towards my delts and arms*

Hot Chick: ... You're so...so ..BIG!

Nark: *blushes*

Hot Chick: Can i?

*she reaches over and squeezes my biceps*...

Hot Chick: What is it? Weight-lifting? Is that all? What?

*She doesn't give me a chance to answer... Before i know what's happening her arms are draped around me tightly and i'm at lost for words... i SWORE she moaned!..then she slowly unraveled herself*

Hot Chick: Was nice to meet you.

Nark: *blushes and walks off stunned*

-------------------------------------

Dudes...if that didn't make my day...i dunno what would've.

woot!

Sorry for making you blush! I apologize. I'll keep my hands to myself next time!
Oops...thats not gonna work...I'm the wrong color.

Oh,hell....I still woulda done the same to you!

**Anna Bollick** · 12-16-2005, 11:26 AM

Originally Posted by Raw Dawg

Those same type of chicks just want to be banged by a built guy......they really dont want to date one because most are too insecure to handle it. That my experience anyway.

Sometimes, yeah. But some chicks have this desire to be protected. or to feel protected. They associate size and muscularity with ability to protect. Against what? Who knows... it's all instinctive, a holdover from our caveman days. Anyway, when a hot chick climbs all over you, I say go for it, if you are not already in a comitted relationship.

Love
Anna

**Pinnacle** · 12-16-2005, 11:29 AM

Originally Posted by Pinkvelvet

Oops...thats not gonna work...I'm the wrong color.

So what color are you?Green,purple,blue...what?

~Pinnacle~

**Pinkvelvet** · 12-16-2005, 11:31 AM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

yea... plan to get officially engaged in the new year.

Pink Velvet.. if you're reading this thread... that gives you like 3 months to hit on me

(j/k)

OMG! I scrolled right past this one! Bawahahaha!

I'm on my way!!!!

**Pinkvelvet** · 12-16-2005, 11:33 AM

Originally Posted by Pinnacle

So what color are you?Green,purple,blue...what?

~Pinnacle~

I was neither the dark skinned or latino hitting on him....I'm as white as could possibly be at this time of the year...so, wasn't me hitting on him!

Though, wish it was.

**Nismo** · 12-16-2005, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by KrooC

you shoulda droped her drawls and ****ed her right there in the mall bro either that or picked her up and carried her to you van.... every real man has a van dont lie...

Every Pervert has a van....Why do you have a van Krooc???

**Rob** · 12-16-2005, 11:41 AM

It was probably 2 guys feeling his arms...

**USfighterFC** · 12-16-2005, 11:53 AM

Happened to me once, but she was fat, i ended up screwing her in the back of a mcdonalds. It was good...........................j/k it happens to me every so often that someone does that but I want it to happen everyday

**Mesomorphyl** · 12-16-2005, 12:17 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

I'm planning on getting married in 2008 or 2009...

What's his name?

**Bigen12** · 12-16-2005, 12:25 PM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

What's his name?

Meso,

You know better!

They don't call it a him, they call it their significant other......

**Mizfit** · 12-16-2005, 12:45 PM

useless without pics

**Rob** · 12-16-2005, 12:52 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

useless without pics

Wanna see my pics?

**Pinkvelvet** · 12-16-2005, 12:54 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

useless without pics

I second Mizfit's vote!!!

**arthurb999** · 12-16-2005, 01:05 PM

and that;'s why we all work out bro.

**spywizard** · 12-16-2005, 01:12 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Chicks can make a guy feel soo frigging good.

Take today for instance.

I was at the Mall...reading bodybuilding mags (yea...flex magazine..looking at the pics...would not toss my cash on that..call me Mr.Cheapie). I must look pretty approachable cus some dude just randomly walks up to me and starts to talk about the Mr.Olympia contest. Anyway...after 30 minutes of that i started to get hungry so i bid him goodbye.

As i was walking out of the wall two chicks walk up to me.

One was was dark... skin smooth like chocolate... and the other a latina looking brown.

The latina looking chick walks up to me..this is the convo:

Hot chick: DUDE! wassup!?

Nark: huh?

Hot chick: Dude.. What's happening!?

Nark: huh?

Hot Chick: What's with all of this?

*she gestures towards my delts and arms*

Hot Chick: ... You're so...so ..BIG!

Nark: *blushes*

Hot Chick: Can i?

*she reaches over and squeezes my biceps*...

Hot Chick: What is it? Weight-lifting? Is that all? What?

*She doesn't give me a chance to answer... Before i know what's happening her arms are draped around me tightly and i'm at lost for words... i SWORE she moaned!..then she slowly unraveled herself*

Hot Chick: Was nice to meet you.

Nark: *blushes and walks off stunned*

-------------------------------------

Dudes...if that didn't make my day...i dunno what would've.

woot!

Oh you are mr smooth aren't you.. (Blushing)... and you just blew the guy that was hitting on you off..??

what's up with that.. jk....

it is pretty great when girls still act like girls isn't it..

**TEXAS** · 12-16-2005, 03:10 PM

Originally Posted by spywizard

it is pretty great when girls still act like girls isn't it..

i agree

**Testsubject** · 12-16-2005, 03:15 PM

Nark! you stud! Feels good doesnt it.

**Panzerfaust** · 12-16-2005, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Chicks can make a guy feel soo frigging good.

Take today for instance.

I was at the Mall...reading bodybuilding mags (yea...flex magazine..looking at the pics...would not toss my cash on that..call me Mr.Cheapie). I must look pretty approachable cus some dude just randomly walks up to me and starts to talk about the Mr.Olympia contest. Anyway...after 30 minutes of that i started to get hungry so i bid him goodbye.

As i was walking out of the wall two chicks walk up to me.

One was was dark... skin smooth like chocolate... and the other a latina looking brown.

The latina looking chick walks up to me..this is the convo:

Hot chick: DUDE! wassup!?

Nark: huh?

Hot chick: Dude.. What's happening!?

Nark: huh?

Hot Chick: What's with all of this?

*she gestures towards my delts and arms*

Hot Chick: ... You're so...so ..BIG!

Nark: *blushes*

Hot Chick: Can i?

*she reaches over and squeezes my biceps*...

Hot Chick: What is it? Weight-lifting? Is that all? What?

*She doesn't give me a chance to answer... Before i know what's happening her arms are draped around me tightly and i'm at lost for words... i SWORE she moaned!..then she slowly unraveled herself*

Hot Chick: Was nice to meet you.

Nark: *blushes and walks off stunned*

-------------------------------------

Dudes...if that didn't make my day...i dunno what would've.

woot!

I see you are still intent on telling my story every chance you get..remember a little more work and you can have one one day just like me.

**Poison Ivy** · 12-16-2005, 04:55 PM

YOu are so so Big .. Can I touch it too.........

I meant your Dog ... he's so big but he sooo cute.

**KeyMastur** · 12-16-2005, 04:57 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

Chicks can make a guy feel soo frigging good.

Take today for instance.

I was at the Mall...reading bodybuilding mags (yea...flex magazine..looking at the pics...would not toss my cash on that..call me Mr.Cheapie). I must look pretty approachable cus some dude just randomly walks up to me and starts to talk about the Mr.Olympia contest. Anyway...after 30 minutes of that i started to get hungry so i bid him goodbye.

As i was walking out of the wall two chicks walk up to me.

One was was dark... skin smooth like chocolate... and the other a latina looking brown.

i just wanna know what the heck you were doin inside a wall in the first place reading a mag ??

**Poison Ivy** · 12-16-2005, 04:58 PM

@ being inside a wall

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