Your taking a piss, you get done and shake it. You think you shake all the piss out of your hose, so you put the snake back in the boxers. Then a little piss gets on your boxers b/ you put it back too soon. Anybody?
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Your taking a piss, you get done and shake it. You think you shake all the piss out of your hose, so you put the snake back in the boxers. Then a little piss gets on your boxers b/ you put it back too soon. Anybody?
Anabolic Member
LOL yeah it's happened to me unfortunately, happens to me when i wear sweats more than any other time.
Member
haha, or if you are not wearing underwear, it gets on your nylon pant leg and is freezing cold every time you walk
AR-Hall of Famer/RETIRED
LOL, you guys think of everything huh? I do have to say that has happened to me a few times............
Banned
ahhh i hate that shit..
Anabolic Member
there has been times at the gym this shit happens to me then i have to go to the sink and splash water on my shorts so u cant see the damn spot i just made. gotta camouflage the shit with more droplets!
Southern Steel Bodybuilding
yep thats happend to me all the time.
$BAM-7246~AR-Hall of Famer
Lately this has been happening to me way too much and it pisses me off. It is always at the worst times damnit.
-Bino
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Yeah....SS must be bored to death...Originally Posted by Jayhova16
Anabolic Member
hahaha, yes I'm a vicitim.
Banned
i ****ing hate that crap!
Banned
haha o man, for a while there, i had a problem where that would happen like every time!! luckly now i got a bit more patient and wait till im completly dry before i proceed haha
Anabolic Member
When you are done shaking your member, fold two sheets of tp together. Then fold the two sheets across, and then down. Put the square on your nob. Carefully replace your johnson into your boxer briefs, or whatever.
This will prevent after leakage, and stank underwear.
Member
lol, damn ol boy, we weren't talking about straight up pissing in your pants
Banned
My solution:
Shake it alot when youre done, wait a few seconds--tell your dick to piss, and it will.
I swear to God.
Anabolic Member
Member
lol, that shit is still cracking me up
gotta camouflage it
Banned
seems to happen a lot when its cold
Retired Vet
You've to shake yours?.... Ah, I've to kick the end of mine
Anabolic Member
Hmm. Im gunng go try it... And if it's no fun, then i wont wear pants again. Just my thong underwear. Rawr.
Junior Member
I have to say I do....................
Junior Member
please........... it happens to anybody who has a dick but I'll tell you what's worse than that.
When you sit down to take a shit and you have to piss also and you are on one of those small toilets that are only suitable for small children. When you go to relieve your self and you think your pecker is tucked into the toilet and aiming in the right direction but you somehow manage to piss in between the seat and the toilet bowl right into your pants and underwear that is around your ankles. Has that ever happened to anybody here?
Banned
u have been very Philosophical lately
AR-Elite Hall of Famer
you too!!!When you are done shaking your member, fold two sheets of tp together. Then fold the two sheets across, and then down. Put the square on your nob. Carefully replace your johnson into your boxer briefs, or whatever.
This will prevent after leakage, and stank underwear.
Associate Member
Dribbles can be a sign of an enlarged prostate.....id rather just pass it off as something that happens to everyone then have my asshole fingered by a doctor.
AR Hall of Fame
It burns when i urinate.
~SC~
Junior Member
What are you doing on here Mizfit? Don't you know this is a guys only thread? Do you have a leaky pecker story to share with us?
AR-Elite Hall of Famer
Banned
I'm bored at work.. time to pass
AR Hall of Fame
U Phucker!!!
~SC~
"I Own You"
Ha ha i hate that shit. Another bad one is when u wake up groggy needing a piss and its dark and due to the way u were sleeping mr foreskin is slightly covering the pee hole, resulting in a delightful sprinkle on the floor and leg!
AR Hall of Fame
Circumcised here!!! Foreskin looks nasty!
~SC~
Anabolic Member
Same here. I heard sex is better when your uncircumsized
Cycle King/AR-Hall of Famer/RETIRED
not shit piss
Juiced Shemale Rescue Hooker
You think pissy boxers are a bad thing? Girlfriend, try leaking while tucked, in a gaff and nylon panties. At least boxers have some ventilation. The smell doesn't build up so bad so quick.
Love
Anna
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Anabolic Member
Dear God
Vitamin Enhanced Sociopathic Post Whore
god do i love anna.. brightens my day every time i read an Anna post
Associate Member
ya'll think its bad now..... try putting a 4 ga ring in the end of it.....
AR's Midget Beater
Better get yourself checked out.
Maybe one too many times "South of The Border"
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