monkey is back all hail to salu and a message to all moderators

**1ad man** · 01-06-2006, 04:02 AM

i respect the moderators on this board and have learned my lesson hell people on life sentence get parole, people on death row get a chance to say their prayers before they die. I got banned without even being told a lifetime ban all my roid monkey fans were crying . I apologize to all and pray that i am given another chance. I know i have life time ban but i am dead serious i added humour but then started offending people im sorry. i am true fan of bodybuilding and am not here to offend anyone.

Im sincere about my apology i attempted to write several letters to the moderators but my apology was not accepted and simply couldnt get on this site. If i wanted to i could of easily got on under another alias.

I have been the 1ad man a simple normal nobody im sickin tired of this punish me any other way but give me back my roid monkey status. please unban me from this site. and give me saluu the roid monkey status again.

Have a poll and ask the fans because i am sincere i could of hidden like a coward but i faced it like a man. I promise and hope if i go overboard in the future that i am warned. I do have a slight medical problem and that is all due to jamming that needle up my ass every other day that causes mood swings. I transform from an baby monkey to saluu the roid monkey.

please forgive me i dont want to be known as 1 ad nobody i rather leave this site anyways please give me back my saluu roid monkey status .

It is not the ban that is gonna hurt me it is the status of being the biggest mother###### roid monkey on the planet.

peace thanks moderators money boss hustler peace i know me and you havent been getting along but we love one thing and that is juice that brings us all together.

FORGIVE THE ROID MONKEY SALUU AND GIVE ME BACK MY STAR STATUS

**Kale** · 01-06-2006, 04:06 AM

Oh boy, here we go again !!!

**scriptfactory** · 01-06-2006, 04:43 AM

Haha! This should be interesting.

**Warrior** · 01-06-2006, 05:35 AM

Tell us about your latest cycle Saluu?

**Myka** · 01-06-2006, 05:43 AM

Scrooge watched as the years performed their terrible dance.
-Gonzo, The Muppet Christmas Carole

**Rob** · 01-06-2006, 06:26 AM

oH SHIT HES BACK!!!!!!

**MASTER** · 01-06-2006, 06:29 AM

Ha Ha dont lie, you know you've all missed him!

**BIGPAPAPUMP77** · 01-06-2006, 06:47 AM

Originally Posted by JamesC

Ha Ha dont lie, you know you've all missed him!

EXACTLY

**grimnlock** · 01-06-2006, 07:06 AM

Poor guy...

**oldman** · 01-06-2006, 07:22 AM

who the heck is this? Did I miss another memo?

**scriptfactory** · 01-06-2006, 07:30 AM

Originally Posted by oldman

who the heck is this? Did I miss another memo?

He's from before your time, Old Man.

**oldman** · 01-06-2006, 07:33 AM

Originally Posted by scriptfactory

He's from before your time, Old Man.

thanks.. I thought maybe Ross had a different name.

Cool thanks bro..

**grimnlock** · 01-06-2006, 07:38 AM

Originally Posted by oldman

thanks.. I thought maybe Ross had a different name.

Cool thanks bro..

He's the great "Saluu the Roid Monkey"

**magic32** · 01-06-2006, 08:27 AM

Luu, Luu. All hail the return of Luu!!!
lol

M.

**Mesomorphyl** · 01-06-2006, 09:38 AM

Just stop giving advice saluu(1ad man)... You are starting to tell people you have experience when in reality your one and only cycle was cut short because your mom took your gear. Please, please, please do not give advice as you are not educated, self-taught, or experienced.

**SS1476** · 01-06-2006, 09:48 AM

You got balls Saluu for outing
yourself. I always found your stories
funny. Im no expert, but I have to
agree with Meso on the advice.

**smiler** · 01-06-2006, 10:04 AM

Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl

Just stop giving advice saluu(1ad man)... You are starting to tell people you have experience when in reality your one and only cycle was cut short because your mom took your gear. Please, please, please do not give advice as you are not educated, self-taught, or experienced.

please say it aint so...mommy took his gear?

**BOBBY D** · 01-06-2006, 10:05 AM

damn, i was about to ask what happend to saluu the other day, so thats what happend?

**SS1476** · 01-06-2006, 10:11 AM

I rememeber the night he
finally put some pics up

**oldman** · 01-06-2006, 10:16 AM

Originally Posted by SS1476

I rememeber the night he
finally put some pics up

More more more.. don't leave us new guys hanging

**SS1476** · 01-06-2006, 10:26 AM

lol, welll there was much
persuassion on the members
part. I think it was after mommy
took the gear away. Stories were
one of kind for sure.

**SS1476** · 01-06-2006, 10:28 AM

http://forums.anabolicreview.com/sho...ght=saluu+pics

**SwoleCat** · 01-06-2006, 10:30 AM

Originally Posted by 1ad man

FORGIVE THE ROID MONKEY SALUU AND GIVE ME BACK MY STAR STATUS

Star status, wtf??

~SC~

**SwoleCat** · 01-06-2006, 10:31 AM

Signing up again after being banned is a no no.

If mods never answered your pleas, there is a reason why.

Take heed.

~SC~

**Rob** · 01-06-2006, 10:38 AM

noooooo

the roid monkey has been put to sleep once more

**Booz** · 01-06-2006, 11:02 AM

Originally Posted by SS1476

I rememeber the night he
finally put some pics up

remember that well!!!

here we go again!!!!!

**TinTin78** · 01-06-2006, 11:02 AM

haha, is he banned again, I don't even know who this guy is, but he seems to have made some noise.

**BOBBY D** · 01-06-2006, 11:06 AM

why did my post get deleted, no prob..

**SwoleCat** · 01-06-2006, 11:10 AM

What post? Nothing was deleted from this thread at all.

~SC~

***Doc.Sust*** · 01-06-2006, 01:02 PM

saluu,what a horse's ass!!!!

**MASTER** · 01-06-2006, 01:29 PM

I actually think he should be allowed here, hes a pretty funny guy, hes just a bit misguided, with the help of the bros here he could sort himself out (stop taking gear and lose some weight)!

**decadbal** · 01-06-2006, 01:42 PM

tool

***Narkissos*** · 01-06-2006, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

What post? Nothing was deleted from this thread at all.

~SC~

ditto

**305GUY** · 01-06-2006, 02:34 PM

Let The "Free Saluu" Campaign Begin!

ROID MONKEY MAKE ME LAUGH!

**305GUY** · 01-06-2006, 02:36 PM

Although his post comes off being pretty pathetic the way he begs and pleads to be allowed to stay!

But hes still quite comical!

**Booz** · 01-06-2006, 03:19 PM

he would have to have a signature statin that he is full of sh*t and that any advice given is bullsh*t!!!!

**lucabratzi** · 01-06-2006, 03:35 PM

why was he banned in the first place...

**almostgone** · 01-06-2006, 03:52 PM

Originally Posted by lucabratzi

why was he banned in the first place...

...Long, rambling, incomprehensible posts were probably one of several reasons....

**SwoleCat** · 01-06-2006, 03:56 PM

He's an asshole and is going to get shit canned by me personally each time.

I attempted to help him in the diet forum (at the time I didn't know this username was assclown himself) and he flamed me to all hell out of jealousy and envy. Thread is still there, see for yourself, some of my best poetry.

~SC~

**SwoleCat** · 01-06-2006, 03:56 PM

He's an asshole and is going to get shit canned by me personally each time.

I attempted to help him in the diet forum (at the time I didn't know this username was assclown himself) and he flamed me to all hell out of jealousy and envy. Thread is still there, see for yourself, some of my best poetry.

~SC~