1. Your houseplants are alive, and you can't smoke any of them.
Never really bothered
2. Having sex in a twin bed is out of the question.
No
3. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.
Yes
4. 6:00 AM is when you get up, not when you go to bed.
Yes
5. You hear your favorite song in an elevator.
Yes
6. You watch the Weather Channel.
Yes
7. Your friends marry and divorce instead of "hook up" and "break up."
No
8. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 14.
Very True
9. Jeans and a sweater no longer qualify as "dressed up."
Yes
10. You're the one calling the police because those %&@# kids next door
won't turn down the stereo.
Yes
11. Older relatives feel comfortable telling sex jokes around you.
Yes
12. You don't know what time Taco Bell closes anymore.
Yes 
13. Your car insurance goes down and your car payments go up.
Yes
14. You feed your dog Science Diet instead of McDonald's leftovers.
No
15. Sleeping on the couch makes your back hurt.
Yes Very much!
16. You take naps.
Yes but I always have
17. Dinner and a movie is the whole date instead of the beginning of
one.
Yes Yes Yes LOL
18. Eating a basket of chicken wings at 3 AM would severely upset,
rather than settle, your stomach.
Yes
19. You go to the drug store for ibuprofen and antacid, not condoms and
pregnancy tests.
Hell Nah
20. A $4.00 bottle of wine is no longer "pretty good stuff."
Nope
21. You actually eat breakfast food at breakfast time.
Sometimes
22. "I just can't drink the way I used to" replaces "I'm never going to
drink that much again."
Yes!
23. 90% of the time you spend in front of a computer is for real work.
Yes ha ha
24. You drink at home to save money before going to a bar.
Never have
25. When you find out your friend is pregnant you congratulate them
instead of asking "Oh S*$# what the hell happened?"
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