any1 knows slick phrases in Spanish

[Booz]

¡hey mi amigo cuáles son usted goin en about?whole en su lado del agua!!

[Keyser Sozey]

you go to the same school as me mate!!!

Hahaha, I'm shooting for a doctorate in melting chick's faces.

[Booz]

¿im apagado a Barcelona por un fin de semana del macho en March!!hopefully que conseguiré afortunado??

[Keyser Sozey]

¿im apagado a Barcelona por un fin de semana del macho en March!!hopefully que conseguiré afortunado??

Neer been to Spain, and it's 3/4 of my blood.

There are a lot of beautiful women, and things to see over there.

[elcapitan]

This should work out for you in the bars.

mi queso es viejo y potrido - My cheese is old an moldy

[timvds]

"Chumpar me polla, puta" All you need to know
Translation: "Suck my dick, Whore"

Dude, that means suck my female chicken...

[MeanMachine2000]

Dude, that means suck my female chicken...

el stupidoooooooo!

Close Enough

[timvds]

Close Enough

[QuieTSToRM33]

^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^

Tell her.... "Mami, tu con tantas curvas, y yo sin frenos."

translation: Mami, you have so many curves and I am without brakes.

I guarantee she will like that one. After she has had a few drinks, you can try what QuieTSTorm mentioned.

haha ... my boy actually used that line one night ... surprisingly he got the girl at the end of the night .... never found out if he used my line .. lol

[needmorestrength]

Here is a suggestion... BE YOURSELF!

There is nothing worse than listening to someone butcher a language. You would be better off asking her phrases and impressing her with how quickly you learn and pick up the phrases she's teaching you. Even better, have someone give you a quick Salsa lesson. If she is Boricua she will be impressed.

I love your brutal honesty, and I totally agree!

[Sage]

That Fri. i took the chacita to the Havana Club. Basically had a pull where my buddy knew a guy working there since this is strictly yearly membership establishment type of deal, members have their own tables and no outsiders since space is limited. They play music such as samba / chachacha / merengue and etc...very classy place.

they actually have people training you how to dance, which was really cool. I finally got the rhythm going, dropped the old lady and was throwing down the moves with my mamasita.

In conclusion she invited me in/ i threw her into the pool/hit the bar on the way to the room/ and the balcony scene closed the deal. Actually we spend the entire weekend at her place. Just e-mailed her my resume since it’s the same Corp. we both work for and the Headquarters in Puerto Rico are hiring. That would be awesome me moving out there for a few years.

[Power40]

i took french instead and now my mistakes are catching up to me.

i am hitting the bars with chica tomorrow so when i get drunk i'll start throwing down my broken spanish.

she flew over from Puerto Rico to take a class and learn a newly developed product by our Corp. and due to me eventually selling and supporting the new product i am taking that class as well. Since we finish up the class tomorrow, we'll be hitting clubs all weekend long. All i do in class is stare at that hottt bariqua knowing i'll be tapping that this week.

What's the update? Did you talk to her in Spanish and bang her?

[Power40]

Sorry I did not read the 2nd page to get the update.

[Animal Cracker]

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