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Originally Posted by johan
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Originally Posted by Mizfit
there are 3 golden rules
1. The dick has no eyes.
2. The tounge has no eyes.
3. Beauty is a light switch away.
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Originally Posted by Mizfit
Yupp :) I think the more valid question would be. Do you enjoy getting your sallad tossed.
But I am a gentleman so I wont ask that question.:no:
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Originally Posted by johan
depends on the dressing:lol:
We cant forget the lemma to the 3 golden rules.Quote:
Originally Posted by johan
Beauty and sobority has a inverse square relationship.(yeah Im a geek)
Now this is starting to slip into the kinky realms:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mizfit
Johan, after sipping my Belvedere, I had to read this twice.:aaGreen22Quote:
Originally Posted by johan
OMG... conservative chinese man here says ass rimmers will burn in hell...
did u need us to save u a seat sirQuote:
Originally Posted by musselman
comic relief!!
I love it!
I actually mentioned this to a girl I am seeing at the moment, lets just say it made for some interesting conversation.
haha sorry... I just can't get past the psychological barrier of "burying my tongue" in someone else's craphole... but if it betters the sexual relationship and I didn't see it it ain't none of my business...
Ha ha!! Good stuff. I love rimming but my girlfriend won't let me. She tells me, that's gross! What's wrong with you? Bummer.
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Originally Posted by Justin Sane
What did she say?Quote:
Originally Posted by AnabolicAndre
I was talking about this to a female freind recently too..
Wow, tough girl:wg:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mizfit
Why all the anal talk? :lol:
Been there, done that. And have gone back for seconds. :lol: As long as we shower together first and I know it's clean it's fair game.
Read the first part. You have make sure it's washed and clean first then you can mentally let go of the crap hole thing.Quote:
Originally Posted by musselman
im not too eager to eat out a chicks ass, but i love licking cl_t... hell, il do that for hours.
Don't knock it till you've tried it.Quote:
Originally Posted by Tren Bull
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
some people say suicide is cool too though....:?:
toss-my-salad .com hahahaha he ripped it off from there i had to search for it after you wrote this and its not your advice!!!! YOU LIARRRR you are just as bad as HOSS!!!
With that attitude I feel sorry for your wife or girlfriend.Quote:
Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig
I thought this was assumed???:scratch: Next time I will document my ass eating literature and provide full source checks for interested members.Quote:
Originally Posted by Anabolios
and thank god i'm still at the stage where "normal sex" is still ap p e a l ing :aaGreen22 (sorry for some reason appe****g is sensored)...
btw, having sex before your married is a SIN people... A SIN! :( :no:
I can't believe I am the first person to say this thread needs edited as there was no talk of lubrication. There is no possible way I could attempt without lubrication and/or condom usage. So use a water based lube and make it flavored since we would be potentially have tastebud activation.
Hmmm i would think if your turned on enough no lube required :7up:Quote:
Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
Not for me. And to set the record I may be called the lumberjack(swinging lots of wood) I am by all means average. Some vaginal secretions help but I would not count on it as if it is the girls first time you do not want it hurting or it may never happen again.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mizfit
Butt oil (aka monkeybutt) is not my idea of lube.
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Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
I thought that was what the dressing is for :unsure:
When I was in college, a little sorority hotty picked me up at a bar..I was shitfaced by the way. Went back to her place and went at it. I do not remember how she got back there, but she preceded to tongue my asshole. I was like, what the fuk? But damn if it didn't feel great. If you saw her on the street, you wouldn't think that she would do something like that. Just thought that I would share, she has always had a "special" place in my heart.
We're talking about ass eating. Not anal intercourse. You DO NOT penetrate unless you have a tongue like a lizard. :lol: You just go around the outside so there is no need for lubrication.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
hahahaahahah, this is some funny shit
no need for lub... truuuuust me... just spit on her ass, it's degrating and quite enjoyable! :)Quote:
Originally Posted by Mesomorphyl
lmfao!!!Quote:
Originally Posted by Carlos_E
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Originally Posted by Carlos_E
I asked them....they both said to stay away from their pooper with my tongue??!!
peace,
ttgb
this is why i wont go around that area......
dont eat anything before watching this...
NOT SAFE FOR WORK LINK...
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if you are a mod and want to delete that link, go ahead
nothing there.... don't try and ruin something beautiful!!!:lol:Quote:
Originally Posted by heavyrotation92
sorry, i fixed the link
Wife & girlfriend? You da man!Quote:
Originally Posted by tryingtogetbig
Very true, best way IMO is to get the lucky girly lying on her back with 2 pillows under her arse - this allows a favourable angle for access.Quote:
Originally Posted by Mizfit
Start with cunnilingus (pussy licking to all those unfamiliar with the technical nomenclature) to get the recipient in a state of high arousal then start straying further south, perhaps only venturing as far as the highly sensitive "taint" or "no man's land" on your first expedition, then revert to cunnilingus before again voyaging south - this time though going all the way to the illicit hoop of pleasure.
After a brief spell my personal preference is to resume cunnilingual activities while caressing the back door with a pussy juice moistened finger before slowly sliding the finger into the forbidden zone, if this is deemed acceptable by the receiver then there is every chance that some full blown anal action is on the cards!