if i threw an anabolic review party in NYC who would go?

[partyboynyc]

i was thinking about it...i'll set a date at a few months from now.maybe like around christmas or after new years.give everyone time to get crazy jacked and then we'll all throw down and tear shit up.anyone down for this.i'll set up the guestlists, meeting spots, directions, all that.just for fun.anyone down or think it's a bad idea?if there is anyone down who isn't 21 i can set it up on an 18 and over night and we can tear up young girls.doesn't matter to me.give me some input on all things

[Billy Boy]

Are you offering to pay the air fare for us all?

[arthurb999]

I'm in.

[primodonna]

I will come but only to protect those young girls you are going to ATTEMPT to tear up.

[dumbells101]

You'd have to pay for my wife as well. Oh... and a sitter for the kids.

[TNT]

Will there also be AS seminars and workshops? I can see it now: "Drinking Winny versus Shooting Winny: A Scholarly Dialogue," "How to Cross the Border Without Having Your Car Taken Apart," "My Foray into Gyno: A Personal Reflection," "Mexican versus Canadian versus European: A Qualiitative Analysis," etc.

And then we all kick the shit out of each other . . .

[primodonna]

Originally posted by TNT
Will there also be AS seminars and workshops? I can see it now: "Drinking Winny versus Shooting Winny: A Scholarly Dialogue," "How to Cross the Border Without Having Your Car Taken Apart," "My Foray into Gyno: A Personal Reflection," "Mexican versus Canadian versus European: A Qualiitative Analysis," etc.

And then we all kick the shit out of each other . . .

my foray into gyno...lmao.

i think pboy's seminars would more likely be something along these lines
"how to go to a club and pick up a girl even if you're with your g/f"
or
"Vitamin E...it does a body good"
or
"Special k...it's what's for breakfast"

[partyboynyc]

primo, have you been to one of my parties before?!!haha.it's all about partying like a rock star!!

[SHOT]

Hell i would come...NY aint that far

[TNT]

Originally posted by primodonna
i think pboy's seminars would more likely be something along these lines . . .

Alas (he waxes philosophically), you're probably right.

But hell, I'd come just to watch you prevent Pboy from ATTEMPTING to tear up. It would be worth the whole scene for the entertainment value alone.

And there's always Le Miz . . . (I'd better stop there, or people will start thinking that I have a sense of culture. Or that I'm gay.)

[dane26]

count me in! (primo, you can sit back down now!)

[partyboynyc]

hahaha.ok i'm taking note and plannign somethign phat.how sick will this be?i get a table reservation for a meeting spot in the club, set up all the invites and everything.it will be like getting ready for a competition,haha.get jacked, get there, get laid.we'll all have to work out a date in like a month or two and throw down.any other ideas or things you guys want to make it better?

[StrongChick]

I'm from RI....Close enough to NY. I'd go. I usually stay local and hit the clubs in Providence every weekend.

[fitgirl943]

I'd go. Keep us posted.

[justalilguy]

humm let me think, hell yea id be there just name the spot and macking 18 yr olds is my forte. maybe we should move it to delaware were the age of consent is 14 hahahaahah

[justalilguy]

oh yea i can take care of the malcolms, that wont be a PROB

[dane26]

Delaware, huh. maybe i'll consider that! j/k

[justalilguy]

i can see sere on the same page dane

[primodonna]

14 year olds now dane26? well, i guess that's not THAT much younger than your usual g/f's

[dane26]

if there's grass on the field, play ball.....

and don't get upset because you're over the hill!

[primodonna]

"older" women make better lovers...we also have our driver's licenses

[justalilguy]

Old enough to bleed............

[bigtraps]

Originally posted by justalilguy
Old enough to bleed............

I thought it was old enough to PEEEE..

[PaPaPumP]

Originally posted by dane26
if there's grass on the field, play ball.....

if there's grass on the field, tell her to mow the lawn, i don't like it too "jungle-y"

[dane26]

old enough to nag, bitch, complain, spend, torture and ruin lives!!!

[bigtraps]

Originally posted by dane26
old enough to nag, bitch, complain, spend, torture and ruin lives!!!

True
But who is going to wash cloths, dishes, cook dinner, pay bills,ect, ect, and almost forgot, wash my truck.
can't live w/out them..

[partyboynyc]

YOUNG FUN!!!!! yeah girls have to shave.i'm not down w/ that 70's porno bush.i skeeve hair.you have to get them young and train them.it's like the military you break them down and rebuild them teh way you want them.

[Lush]

I'd love to PartNYC man.

Debauchery and extreme lechery are my favorite pastimes. NY is a little far from cow-town though.

but think of me when you're face down in 70's bush... (I'll send you some pics to help the visualization..... )

[arthurb999]

I have a playboy from the 70's... they let their bushes run wild. It is like a forset down there. Thank god that went out of style!

[primodonna]

Originally posted by dane26
old enough to nag, bitch, complain, spend, torture and ruin lives!!!

Certainly this was not directed towards me, mr cradle robber?.?.

[dane26]

don't be mad cause i'm not a grave robber. how's the nursing home these days? i heard those bingo games get pretty intense.

[primodonna]

hey it's naked bingo and for some reason i always seem to win when they call O....O-sixty-nine....go figure

[dane26]

69? in a nursing home? you're just asking to break a hip!

[pureanger]

You name the time and Ill be there in a second......

[dane26]

you wanna have a 69 in a nursing home too? i think that's grounds for a court marshall. look at it this way, the old chick can remove their dentures.........

[pureanger]

No ill goto Nyc for the party I dont think my wife would like me 69 with a nursing home resident