Blowing ass in the gym??

**Phreak101** · 01-18-2006, 01:36 PM

I just got back from my workout, and there was a guy there that was openly farting very loudly. I can understand blastin one out during a squat or something, but this guy would finish a set, stand up, pause, and just rip ass real loud and continue his set...wtf?

Is this common practice in the gym for all of you? I could hardly complete a set because I was laughing!

**chest6** · 01-18-2006, 01:52 PM

haha man that would be funny if he wasnt bein weird about it

**decadbal** · 01-18-2006, 01:53 PM

nah, that losers mother died when he was a baby and he had no one to show him how to act in public

**Mizfit** · 01-18-2006, 02:00 PM

eww it's like smelly sweaters.. don't people know when they stink..

there is a guy in the morning at my gym and i can't do my training any where near him..

I sometimes have to switch days because he is in a certain areas..

I guess some people have been brought up a little different in regards to hygiene

**decadbal** · 01-18-2006, 02:03 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

eww it's like smelly sweaters.. don't people know when they stink..

there is a guy in the morning at my gym and i can't do my training any where near him..

I sometimes have to switch days because he is in a certain areas..

I guess some people have been brought up a little different in regards to hygiene

i think the preferred nomaclature is "European"

**Phreak101** · 01-18-2006, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

nah, that losers mother died when he was a baby and he had no one to show him how to act in public

I'll be sure to ask him about that next time he blows my hair back with a massive rip...

**Mizfit** · 01-18-2006, 02:05 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

i think the preferred nomaclature is "European"

i have actually put a suggestion in the suggestion box at my gym to buy this guy deodorant.. but i think they think im joking..

he sweat all over everything too

It's so gross

**decadbal** · 01-18-2006, 02:09 PM

those suggestions boxes are horseshit, i begged for 2 years at my last gym thru it and open suggestion to the manager for a tbar row, and we even had a guy offer to give them his, and they wouldnt, bc they thought someone might get hurt..

**Phreak101** · 01-18-2006, 02:12 PM

I think in the 70's and 80's they told BB's that the more you sweat and stank, the harder you were working. Ive seen quite a few guys at 40+ that just REEK the gym up with their rancid BO. I wanna bring a fire hose into the joint and soak em down like filthy elephants....yuck

**SwoleCat** · 01-18-2006, 02:15 PM

"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but don't no one want to rip ass in the gym".

~SC~

**Flexor** · 01-18-2006, 02:25 PM

All gym equipment is covered in sweat and shit particles. How often do they clean the barbell, dumbells and machine grips etc?

**ironmike250** · 01-18-2006, 03:02 PM

Originally Posted by Flexor

All gym equipment is covered in sweat and shit particles. How often do they clean the barbell, dumbells and machine grips etc?

SHIT PARTICLES!!!

**BOBBY D** · 01-18-2006, 03:12 PM

Originally Posted by ironmike250

SHIT PARTICLES!!!

i like that one too..

**63190** · 01-18-2006, 03:23 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

"Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but don't no one want to rip ass in the gym".

~SC~

Is that you take on it? I want a getswole.com T-shirt with your face on it and that quote.

Then your web addy on the back.

**cfiler** · 01-18-2006, 03:30 PM

Originally Posted by ironmike250

SHIT PARTICLES!!!

You know that the free-weights don't get cleaned... I'm sure there is.

***Alex*** · 01-18-2006, 06:17 PM

if i had gas while in the gym ,i would crop dust!! you wouldnt even know it was me! i be almost like a stelth!

**Panzerfaust** · 01-18-2006, 08:58 PM

Hepatitis C special coming your way....

**big L 17** · 01-18-2006, 10:13 PM

thats nasty.i hate when people sweat all over the machines and dont wipe it off.

**AnabolicAndre** · 01-18-2006, 10:17 PM

Beans beans theyre good for your heart the more ya eat, the more ya fart.

**SwoleCat** · 01-18-2006, 10:35 PM

Beans, beans, they're little round f*ckers

Beans beans, "RIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIP", ha ha suckers!

~SC~

**Phreak101** · 01-18-2006, 10:43 PM

Boy if we members of AR don't ride the world's longest short bus, I don't know who does!

**almostgone** · 01-19-2006, 08:24 AM

..Maybe it's his version of a mating call??.....

**Phreak101** · 01-19-2006, 09:28 AM

Originally Posted by almostgone

..Maybe it's his version of a mating call??.....

Well fi you're gonna do it, why not do it while squatting? At least then you'll have a boost at the bottom of your rep on the way back up...

**Mizfit** · 01-19-2006, 09:36 AM

U guys need some.. hygiene classes i will help out.. please just make sure your questions r clear and concise

**Duck of Death** · 01-19-2006, 09:36 AM

,,,,This thread contains phrases I am going to steal and use daily....
"rip ass".......

"shit particles".........

cackle cackle! You doods is too funny......