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  1. 01-18-2006, 12:36 PM #1
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    Blowing ass in the gym??

    I just got back from my workout, and there was a guy there that was openly farting very loudly. I can understand blastin one out during a squat or something, but this guy would finish a set, stand up, pause, and just rip ass real loud and continue his set...wtf?

    Is this common practice in the gym for all of you? I could hardly complete a set because I was laughing!
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  2. 01-18-2006, 12:52 PM #2
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    haha man that would be funny if he wasnt bein weird about it
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    nah, that losers mother died when he was a baby and he had no one to show him how to act in public
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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    nah, that losers mother died when he was a baby and he had no one to show him how to act in public
    I'll be sure to ask him about that next time he blows my hair back with a massive rip...
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    eww it's like smelly sweaters.. don't people know when they stink..

    there is a guy in the morning at my gym and i can't do my training any where near him..

    I sometimes have to switch days because he is in a certain areas..

    I guess some people have been brought up a little different in regards to hygiene
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    eww it's like smelly sweaters.. don't people know when they stink..

    there is a guy in the morning at my gym and i can't do my training any where near him..

    I sometimes have to switch days because he is in a certain areas..

    I guess some people have been brought up a little different in regards to hygiene
    i think the preferred nomaclature is "European"
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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    i think the preferred nomaclature is "European"
    i have actually put a suggestion in the suggestion box at my gym to buy this guy deodorant.. but i think they think im joking..

    he sweat all over everything too

    It's so gross
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    those suggestions boxes are horseshit, i begged for 2 years at my last gym thru it and open suggestion to the manager for a tbar row, and we even had a guy offer to give them his, and they wouldnt, bc they thought someone might get hurt..
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    I think in the 70's and 80's they told BB's that the more you sweat and stank, the harder you were working. Ive seen quite a few guys at 40+ that just REEK the gym up with their rancid BO. I wanna bring a fire hose into the joint and soak em down like filthy elephants....yuck
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    "Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but don't no one want to rip ass in the gym".

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    "Everybody wanna be a bodybuilder, but don't no one want to rip ass in the gym".

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    Is that you take on it? I want a getswole.com T-shirt with your face on it and that quote. Then your web addy on the back.
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    All gym equipment is covered in sweat and shit particles. How often do they clean the barbell, dumbells and machine grips etc?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Flexor
    All gym equipment is covered in sweat and shit particles. How often do they clean the barbell, dumbells and machine grips etc?
    SHIT PARTICLES!!!


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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmike250
    SHIT PARTICLES!!!


    i like that one too..
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    Quote Originally Posted by ironmike250
    SHIT PARTICLES!!!




    You know that the free-weights don't get cleaned... I'm sure there is.
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    if i had gas while in the gym ,i would crop dust!! you wouldnt even know it was me! i be almost like a stelth!
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    thats nasty.i hate when people sweat all over the machines and dont wipe it off.
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    Beans beans theyre good for your heart the more ya eat, the more ya fart.
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    Beans, beans, they're little round f*ckers

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    ..Maybe it's his version of a mating call??.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by almostgone
    ..Maybe it's his version of a mating call??.....
    Well fi you're gonna do it, why not do it while squatting? At least then you'll have a boost at the bottom of your rep on the way back up...
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    ,,,,This thread contains phrases I am going to steal and use daily....
    "rip ass".......

    "shit particles".........


    cackle cackle! You doods is too funny......
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    U guys need some.. hygiene classes i will help out.. please just make sure your questions r clear and concise
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