**** u mass :)
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**** u mass :)
the gym i use to go to has a built in massage studio, with a few massage therapist working there, any way after a few weeks of me being a new mwmber there one of the massage girls was working out at the same time i was we chated for a bit i walked by her and said something stupid probly a few mins later she comes back to says she's new in town and gives me her # so i go home and eat after that i call her and we meat up at chilies for a late dinner and meal # 7 for me, i know the bartender there so we had the hook up, bout 1am rools around she invites me back to het place we hang out i end up bangin her , well while im banging her she has this huge fuggin husky that starts licking my toes and i mea licking he was going to town on my feet so i start like shakeing my foot and kicking, mean while poundin this chick.....the dog gets more into and so does she i cant even fuggin concentrate on what im doing with this 90 pound huskey on my ass so i just sy fuvk it and finish and the dog stops,,,,,and she says O sorry he;s protective.
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Originally Posted by steve0
Damn SteveO...why are you telling everyone my stories? Tell the truth, you picked her up through the drive thru at Whataburger did'nt you..? :lol:
In truth, you lucky bastards...i am there to work and you farkers are all over the chicks.
Ever heard the term "Don't shit where you eat"?
Maybe the dog is a fag.Quote:
Originally Posted by steve0
Maybe you liked it. ( I might have)
You are lucky he didn't mount you
Maybe the dog does her and you were in his spot, and he was thanking you, or waiting for the high five so he could jump in and tag team.:lol:
Your always calling me namesQuote:
Originally Posted by Massacre
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Originally Posted by KhrisiGirl
LOL. I banged this chick whose husband was in Iraq. It was actually my neighbor. HA HA what a slut. :7up:
What a slut is right! I won't even argue with him while he is over there in case something would happen to him. And we have the webcam and phone to take care of any of our umm "needs." :bbflashinQuote:
Originally Posted by Geodogg
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Originally Posted by muriloninja
hahahah fuggin whataburger i havnt had thst shit in years not even on cheat days man !!!! and HEY !! she came on to me first, bahhh im haveing flash backs right now of that freaking dog ahhhhaahhhaahahah !!!!, no but it was hilarious
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Originally Posted by Hard Head
OOOO man you got me thinking now she prolly puts peanutbutter on her couch while the dog licks it off !!!!!!!!!!!! :lol:
"i figured i could get her back into shape" ROFLQuote:
Originally Posted by Massacre
shes a slut, and your a piece of phucking shit for screwing a soldiers wife while hes over there defending your worthless assQuote:
Originally Posted by Geodogg
faggot
yeah thats wrecked, your as bad as the terrorists
heard that one before.Quote:
Originally Posted by decadbal
I didn't know at the time you ass. so shut the fvck up.
she is to blame.
nothing like a girl to stir up drama between guys
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Originally Posted by Diezed
Hey, I knew I could.:7up: