I need some SMSs to send to my girl.....she likes the attention, and I'm gettin' low on ideas......romance and erotic - I'll take anything you've got
Btw sorry for being gay
D-bol Poppin'
I need some SMSs to send to my girl.....she likes the attention, and I'm gettin' low on ideas......romance and erotic - I'll take anything you've got
Btw sorry for being gay
~ Vet~ I like Thai Girls
Suck my cock tonight bitch !!!!
Baby I need to feel your pooper wrapped around my shlong real bad !!!
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Don't give her the attention. Allow me to introduce the Cat String Theory.
With hold a piece of string from a cat...Just out of reach, and it'll go crazy. Give the cat the string and it'll get bored.
I'm guessing she just recently became your girl, otherwise she would've dumped you.
D-bol Poppin'
Well the first one goes without saying but I like the 2nd oneOriginally Posted by Kale
D-bol Poppin'
Actually the string theory has worked numerous times for me b4, but this is the first time I had to go another way about it.......she had a bf, wanted nothing to do with me, but I was such a pain in the a$$ that she eventually gave in...she responds very well to attention, and small signs of affection, I guess thats because she's older then most of the girls I've dated/banged
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Of course they need attention at first, but once you've got them hooked, you've got to play with em.
Every girl is fundamentally the same. They all want the strongest male, a guy that's busy and mysterious, don't respond to her or else you're giving her control.
~ Vet~ I like Thai Girls
I agree. Remember the old saying "Treat em mean and keep em keen"
"I Own You"
No doubt!
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this one never fails....
"you stand accused of being sexy as fcuk,
should you be found guilty you will be subjected
to a non stop night of steamy sex with yours truly
how do you plead?"
they will always reply "guilty"
well they should do otherwise its blu balls time
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When i wanna impress a girl I send them one of my quick texts, you know the ones that are programmed into your phone already. My fav one to send is "Where is the meeting?" If you send that for no particular reason she will be all over u fo sho.
-Bino
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what?
how does that one work then?
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How old are you guys? This shit might work on teens and 20 something year old girls but with adult WOMAN you have to be ****ing kidding me. This is some serious immature shit. You treat an adult WOMAN like this she'll dumb you in 2 seconds.
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lol hmmm i need to try that
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that was always my theory
treat em mean keep em keen only works for women 21 or less
opnce they reach past that age they are normally fed up with arse holes who wana shag 'em and leave 'em so they go for the nicer more caring bloke
like me
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wow.. wisdom beyond your years..
that tells the whole story..
The answer to your every question
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sarcasm?
D-bol Poppin'
good one
D-bol Poppin'
my thoughts exactlythat was always my theory
treat em mean keep em keen only works for women 21 or less
opnce they reach past that age they are normally fed up with arse holes who wana shag 'em and leave 'em so they go for the nicer more caring bloke
like me
D-bol Poppin'
exactly, nothing women dislike more then immaturity
"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
new linguistic skills or typ'o?
kuz i know tai kan dumb anyone in 2 seconds!
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You get the point.no linguistic skills or typ'o?
kuz i know tai kan dumb anyone in 2 seconds!
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"Vanity Redefined" ~VET~
it was suppose to be NEW not NO >< i kant type either
Good things come to those who wait
'You are the best thing in my life, being without you would be pointless'
'I feel so proud being around you, your so beautiful'
'I wish i was with you now giving you a sensual body massage, lit candles in the room and rubbing coconut oil all over you'
'I want to make you feel special for the rest of your life'
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that's some tight shit my man'You are the best thing in my life, being without you would be pointless'
'I feel so proud being around you, your so beautiful'
'I wish i was with you now giving you a sensual body massage, lit candles in the room and rubbing coconut oil all over you'
'I want to make you feel special for the rest of your life'
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"SwoleCat is with me"
She'll come runnin'.
~SC~
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'You are the best thing in my life, being without you would be pointless'
'I feel so proud being around you, your so beautiful'
'I wish i was with you now giving you a sensual body massage, lit candles in the room and rubbing coconut oil all over you'
'I want to make you feel special for the rest of your life'
Wear a rubber suit for when she hurls all over you.
~SC~
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"SwoleCat is with me"
She'll come runnin'.
~SC~
i might just try that one
Good things come to those who wait
LMAO!!"SwoleCat is with me"
She'll come runnin'.
~SC~
Am sure she will!
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"Have you seen my buttplug?"
"I have to go to the doctor... There this wierd wart on the tip of my dong."
"Why does it burn when I pee?"
D-bol Poppin'
Some good stuff there, I'm glad we're on the same page'You are the best thing in my life, being without you would be pointless'
'I feel so proud being around you, your so beautiful'
'I wish i was with you now giving you a sensual body massage, lit candles in the room and rubbing coconut oil all over you'
'I want to make you feel special for the rest of your life'
thanks
D-bol Poppin'
I did that and my girl answered ; "Who the fvck is Swolecat?""SwoleCat is with me"
She'll come runnin'.
~SC~
But I still love and respect ya Swol
D-bol Poppin'
You send those to doctors or dermatologist not GIRLS
Good things come to those who wait
LOLI did that and my girl answered ; "Who the fvck is Swolecat?"
But I still love and respect ya Swol
Quality!
I talk about SC all the time at work, so they know who he is now...
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Phew! That's great that she remembered to do what I told her.I did that and my girl answered ; "Who the fvck is Swolecat?"
~SC~
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Are you serious? What do you say about me?LOL
Quality!
I talk about SC all the time at work, so they know who he is now...
Or, do I wanna know?
~SC~
Banned
hahaha SWOLWNED
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You'd get about one minute into that BS with me and I'd grab that string with you at the end, dangle it off a cliff and cut that bitch!
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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~SC~
National Level Bodybuilder/Hall of Famer/RETIRED
Like I said. A real woman would not go for this type of shit.
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Love ya Carlos
1. Once a cheat always a cheat!
2. YES, SHE can get pregnant the first time!
3. NO, PULLING out IS NOT a RELIABLE method of Birth Control. DAMMMMIT..... Wrap that shyte UP!!
Women over 30 are dignified. They seldom have a screaming match with you at the opera or in the middle of an expensive restaurant. Of course, if you deserve it, they won't hesitate to shoot you, if they think they can get away with it.
For all those men who say, "Why buy the cow when you can get the milk for free". Here's an update for you. Nowadays 80% of women are against marriage, why? Because women realize it's not worth buying an entire Pig, just to get a little sausage.
What the mind can conceive....the body will achieve!
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