Awesome race GTO VS Z06 vs Norris

[cfiler]

There I was, cruising back from the Speedway. I had just picked up my car
from getting my SPEC 3+ clutch installed. I wasn't really paying attention
to my surroundings when I heard a loud exhaust roar. I looked to my left and
saw a brand new red C6 Z06 next to me. I thought this would be awesome to
finally run a new Z from a dig.

Well, it gets better, because I heard some county music coming from my
right, and when I turned to look it was Chuck Norris (really). He looked at
me and said "you ready to rumble". I was like "hell yea". Well we are all
sitting there waiting for the stop sign to turn green. The Z06 started
revving his motor and I did the same. Chuck Norris just stood there staring
at us.

Suddenly the Z06 stomps on it and Charles and I follow suite. The Z has a
slight lead, I got a little bit of tire spin and Chucks' cowboy boots
weren't gripping the street very well either. Chuck and I hooked up at about
the same time and started to close in on the Z, which was 40 cars in front
of us. Chuck was keeping up with me...he was actually doing back flips and
yelling YAAHH! We caught up to the Z with me in third gear and Chuck now
actually running instead of doing back flips.

This is when all hell broke loose. As we started pulling on the Z Chuck
yelled out "this is no place for the weak", then he did a spinning back kick
(at 130mph) and kicked the side of the Z. The Z went skidding off the road
into a cactus. Chucked looked at me and said "it's just you and me now, show
me what you got".

It was at this point I pushed my first NOS button and started to pull Chuck.
The next thing I knew he was right next too me again, so I pushed my second
NOS button, and he was still there. I ended up pushing my third and fourth
NOS buttons but I couldn't pull him.

I was really getting worried because I didn't have any NOS buttons left (I
knew I should have put more stickers on my car. The next thing I knew Chuck
yelled out HIIIYAAAWWW, and did a spinning back kick at my car. I thought it
was all over. I closed my eyes and held on to the steering wheel. I felt a
slight clunk and heard some screaming. I looked in my rearview and realized
Chuck had caught his pants leg on my spoiler. He was now being dragged
behind my car at 180mph, and he looked pissed, until his leg came off.

I thought it was all over, there was no way Chuck was going to race with one
leg. I pulled over and walked back to his motionless body in the street. I
was looking down at him when suddenly his eyes opened and he jumped up. I
fell back and started running to my car. Chuck was already ahead of me,
furiously hopping on one leg. I jumped in the car and fired it up. I got
ready to punch it when I noticed Chuck standing in front of my car. He was
just staring at me. He put his hand on my hood. I just wanted out of there,
so I tried to drive forward but my car wouldn't move.

Chuck was holding my car still. I revved the motor and kept trying to push
him. I guess loss of blood and only having one leg was wearing him down,
because my 500ft/lb of torque started to move him. Finally Chuck fell to the
side and gave me a thumbs up and said "good job kid". I had won.



This was taken from LS2GTO.com and written by Grey03Cobra

So remember kids, don't street race against Chuck

[cfiler]

Last night I killed a Dodge Viper. I pulled up next to him, I screamed "I'm Rick James B*TCH!!", and the Viper literally threw a rod right then and there. It was so scared, that it couldn't stand to live anymore . . .

[Myka]

That story almost made me choke to death on a small strand of tuna!...

[GQ-Bouncer]

good joke

but Chuck doesnt lose, and the only thing that hurts Chuck... is Chuck

[craneboy]

its 4 oclock in the morning and im trying not to wake the house sitting here laughing!...you bastard!