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  1. 02-10-2006, 09:13 AM #1
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    Brokeback Mountain Grocery List

    Weekly Grocery List for Ennis Del Mar and Jack Twist Summer 1963
    Brokeback Mountain

    WEEK ONE

    Beans
    Bacon
    Coffee
    Whiskey

    WEEK TWO

    Beans
    Ham
    Coffee
    Whiskey

    WEEK THREE

    Beans al fresco
    Thin-sliced Bacon
    Hazelnut Coffee
    Sky vodka & Tanqueray gin
    K-Y gel

    WEEK FOUR

    Beans en salade
    Pancetta
    Coffee (espresso grind)
    5-6 bottles best Chardonnay
    2 tubes K-Y gel

    WEEK FIVE

    Fresh fava beans
    Jasmine rice
    Prosciutto, approx. 8 ounces, thinly sliced Medallions of veal Porcini
    mushrooms 1/2 pint of heavy whipping cream
    1 Cub Scout uniform, size 42 long
    5-6 bottles French ! Bo! rdeaux (Estate Reserve)
    1 extra large bottle Astro-glide

    WEEK SIX

    Yukon Gold potatoes
    Heavy whipping cream
    Asparagus (very thin)
    Organic Eggs
    Spanish Lemons
    Gruyere cheese (well aged)
    Crushed Walnuts
    Arugula
    Clarified Butter
    Extra Virgin Olive oil
    Pure Balsamic vinegar
    6 yards white silk organza
    6 yards pale ivory taffeta
    3 Cases of Dom Perignon Masters Reserve Large tin Crisco
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    That is farking hilarious
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    That Is Funny. That Should Be In One Of Those E-mail Forwards Everyone Sends Around.
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    FYI... Gays don't use K-Y gel, or Astro-glide. They're *straight* lubes. You should have WET and a few other water based products on the shopping list.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    FYI... Gays don't use K-Y gel, or Astro-glide. They're *straight* lubes. You should have WET and a few other water based products on the shopping list.
    And you know this how?





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    Quote Originally Posted by Iron_Head_101
    And you know this how?





    jk
    Send me a picture. If you're good looking I might tell you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    Send me a picture. If you're good looking I might tell you.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    FYI... Gays don't use K-Y gel, or Astro-glide. They're *straight* lubes. You should have WET and a few other water based products on the shopping list.
    YAH!
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  10. 02-10-2006, 10:19 AM #10
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    Quote Originally Posted by heavyrotation92
    Catch up!
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    sic em carlos
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    Quote Originally Posted by 956Vette
    sic em carlos
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  13. 02-10-2006, 11:26 AM #13
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    I have to second the "WET" stuff.. My wife and I have used.. less messy than most.

    See Carlos knows more than just body building..
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    why?

    Why the hell did I even open this thread up? My wife went and seen this, she thinks that she is "cultural". She left after the second round of penetration grunting in the pup tent. Best movie of the Year?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Logan13
    Why the hell did I even open this thread up? My wife went and seen this, she thinks that she is "cultural". She left after the second round of penetration grunting in the pup tent. Best movie of the Year?
    I haven't seen it. I have friends who went. Some said it was good others said extremely boring and put them to sleep.
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    hahahaha have any of you guys saw that movie yet?
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    Quote Originally Posted by elmerhendershot
    hahahaha have any of you guys saw that movie yet?

    it's a movie?? I thought we were talking about Carlos when he went a dude ranch.. J/k Bro.. hahahaha


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    Quote Originally Posted by heavyrotation92
    ROFL...
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    this thread is extremely gay/stupid!
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    Quote Originally Posted by oldman
    it's a movie?? I thought we were talking about Carlos when he went a dude ranch.. J/k Bro.. hahahaha


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    I don't do cowboys even though the bowlegs seem pretty inviting.
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    Man, how in the **** could you pass up a nice pink pussy for some guys hairy ass is beyond me. I'll never understand it, nor do I ever want to.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Carlos_E
    I don't do cowboys even though the bowlegs seem pretty inviting.
    Carlos you are a funny fellow..
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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    Man, how in the **** could you pass up a nice pink pussy for some guys hairy ass is beyond me. I'll never understand it, nor do I ever want to.
    Here we go again Its not something they choose to do, its what they were born to do.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    Here we go again Its not something they choose to do, its what they were born to do.
    Someone will never understand that...
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    don't know

    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    Man, how in the **** could you pass up a nice pink pussy for some guys hairy ass is beyond me. I'll never understand it, nor do I ever want to.
    no idea.
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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    Man, how in the **** could you pass up a nice pink pussy for some guys hairy ass is beyond me. I'll never understand it, nor do I ever want to.
    HA ha! True dat!
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