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  1. 02-11-2006, 10:03 AM #1
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    Came home to bloody paw prints all over the bathroom yesterday

    We keep the cats in the bathroom during the day b/ they're so high strung and always getting into shit. I come home yesterday, and there are bloody paw marks all over the sink and floor. One of the little ****ers must have been playing with one of my razors on the countertop. Bastards
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  2. 02-11-2006, 10:36 AM #2
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    you would think putting a razor in a safe place would be common sense...
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    awesome, when i read something bad happening to cats, or kittens, i smile
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  4. 02-11-2006, 01:39 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    We keep the cats in the bathroom during the day b/ they're so high strung and always getting into shit.
    I think that this is ironically hilarious considering your last 20 thread titles/subject matter!



    Gotta admit, that shit IS funny!

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  5. 02-11-2006, 01:57 PM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    awesome, when i read something bad happening to cats, or kittens, i smile

    Everytime you masterbate a kitten dies... And there you go...


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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    awesome, when i read something bad happening to cats, or kittens, i smile
    DIE lol
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    Quote Originally Posted by ttuprincess
    DIE lol
    i love you to fuzzy wuzzy
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    Quote Originally Posted by decadbal
    i love you to fuzzy wuzzy
    dont sweet talk me.. I just saw your last post about "if texas were a woman" ...Thats it... truce is over!
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  9. 02-11-2006, 02:45 PM #9
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    hahahaha... remember the alamo... and that was agaisnt mexicans. dont piss off a state of real rednecks..hahaha
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    are your cats allright?
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    My GF has this damn cat. It's literally 30lbs. It's a huge, fat, long haired, orange, bastard of a beast. Its so mean, and screams for food all the time. It gets two littles scoops of diet cat food a day, but is still driving me up the wall. Anybody want a mean, stupid, pain in the ass cat? It's driving me up the wall. I'm gonna have to get rid of it, because it's driving me crazy. Anybody have an idea on how to convince my girlfriend to get rid of the beast?
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    opps, double post.
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    just poison the fat bastard and be like oh, its time was up, its in kitty heaven.. the laugh while you drink over its dead body.. then put it in a trash bag and throw it in the dumpster
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    It's going to be interesting when I start my cycle. That cat is going to be toast.
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    flush it down the toilet....the plunger may be needed...
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    cats is one of the few animals I dont like
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    cats are so gay...theyre fvckin shy and run away. Whats the point u never see them??? I do like fat cats that are cute and outgoing tho..but they gotta act all outgoing like dogs first
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    Quote Originally Posted by cfiler
    My GF has this damn cat. It's literally 30lbs. It's a huge, fat, long haired, orange, bastard of a beast. Its so mean, and screams for food all the time. It gets two littles scoops of diet cat food a day, but is still driving me up the wall. Anybody want a mean, stupid, pain in the ass cat? It's driving me up the wall. I'm gonna have to get rid of it, because it's driving me crazy. Anybody have an idea on how to convince my girlfriend to get rid of the beast?
    gradually start sneezing and sniffling when its around...

    youve just developed an alergy...
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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    cats are so gay...theyre fvckin shy and run away. Whats the point u never see them??? I do like fat cats that are cute and outgoing tho..but they gotta act all outgoing like dogs first
    cute and outgoing...

    So do you like your women like you like your kitties?

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    cute and outgoing...

    So do you like your women like you like your kitties?

    dammit i knew i was gonna get shit for that
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