So this guy dies and moves on to the afterlife. He is met by St Peter who explains that there is no Heaven and Hell but rather one afterlife for everyone and everyone is handcuffed to someone else as reward/punishment depending on how they lived their life.
"What does this mean for me?" says the man.
"Well" says St Peter "You have hardly led a blamefree life have you? You have stolen on several occasions, cheated on your wife and taken the lord's name in vain on many occasions to name but a few of your multitude of sins so as punishment you are to be handcuffed to this for eternity"
In walks the most revolting woman imaginable - hugely fat, grotesquely ugly, face covered with puss oozing sores, BO that makes your eyes water.
As St Peter slaps the cuffs on the man turns and sees decadbal walking past handcuffed to the most gorgeous woman in creation - perfect body, fantastic pert breasts and a beautiful face.
"Hang on a minute" says the man "What the fuck is going on here?"
St Peter replies "She had it coming, she was a serial killer"
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Originally Posted by kloter1
always findin the physco bitches he is
