Me girl dumped me!

**Mike Dura** · 02-12-2006, 12:24 AM

Ouch. My girl friend of 13 years broke up with me! She cites lifestyle differences. Translation: Her biological clock is ticking and her Ikea nesting instinct is kicking in. I care for her very much but you know what? I'm going to stay the course and keep focused. This time, complete emotional management! I will not shed one tear. I swear brother, not one tear!

Where's those fignewtons? I'm going to spend sunday in bed rolled up into a ball and I'm going to eat the whole bag!

**FranKieC** · 02-12-2006, 12:33 AM

She prob saw this post http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=218710

**Logan13** · 02-12-2006, 12:40 AM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

Ouch. My girl friend of 13 years broke up with me! She cites lifestyle differences. Translation: Her biological clock is ticking and her Ikea nesting instinct is kicking in. I care for her very much but you know what? I'm going to stay the course and keep focused. This time, complete emotional management! I will not shed one tear. I swear brother, not one tear!

Where's those fignewtons? I'm going to spend sunday in bed rolled up into a ball and I'm going to eat the whole bag!

Damn, and I thought that you were gay all along.

JK, hope it all works out.

**MASTER** · 02-12-2006, 09:28 AM

Yeh she probs found out about your constant cheating!

**SwoleCat** · 02-12-2006, 09:40 AM

Your translation of why she drop kicked ya to the curb may be everything BUT accurate.

~SC~

**GQ-Bouncer** · 02-12-2006, 09:42 AM

I know what your going through brutha,
Take a baseball bat and corner her... tell her if she wants to leave and you'll ****in kill her, and then go after her family.. you might have to rough if she screams for help - and have a burial site just in case.

that's ussually a pretty tried & true formula for keeping relationships together.

(LOL j/k... sorry to hear about that bro

)

**ttuprincess** · 02-12-2006, 09:46 AM

yeah Id have to say, after 13 years, a girl needs abit more commitment then being your g/f still .

**MASTER** · 02-12-2006, 09:52 AM

Originally Posted by GQ-Bouncer

I know what your going through brutha,
Take a baseball bat and corner her... tell her if she wants to leave and you'll ****in kill her, and then go after her family.. you might have to rough if she screams for help - and have a burial site just in case.

that's ussually a pretty tried & true formula for keeping relationships together.

(LOL j/k... sorry to hear about that bro

)

I worry about you sometimes bro!

**decadbal** · 02-12-2006, 10:02 AM

if you had a larger penis... she would still be there

**Testsubject** · 02-12-2006, 10:04 AM

Dont worry about it bro, there are TONS of beautiful women out there, dont let one ruin you man.

**steve0** · 02-12-2006, 10:05 AM

yeah bruh, after 13 years you might wanna at least get a engagment ring to keep her satisfied for a few years

**Logan13** · 02-12-2006, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

if you had a larger penis... she would still be there

damn! I'll bet that Mike's insistance to see Brokeback Mountain 10 times finally opened her eyes as to what the future held.

**kloter1** · 02-12-2006, 12:12 PM

13yrs? if your not getting married whats the point?

**Hard Head** · 02-12-2006, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by kloter1

13yrs? if your not getting married whats the point?

EXACTLY!

So how do you feel after eating the whole bag of Fig Newtons? Can't get offa the toilet you say?

**Mike Dura** · 02-12-2006, 02:22 PM

I knew I could count on you for that ascerbic response ala' swole!

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Your translation of why she drop kicked ya to the curb may be everything BUT accurate.

~SC~

**needmorestrength** · 02-12-2006, 02:25 PM

Originally Posted by ttuprincess

yeah Id have to say, after 13 years, a girl needs abit more commitment then being your g/f still .

good point!!

**Mike Dura** · 02-12-2006, 02:25 PM

One can enjoy a relationship without getting married. That's the point. But on the up side, I'm going to look good this summer and I do get vibed from girls ten to fifteen years younger (I look about 25 although I'm thirty seven). To every loss is a gain right?

Originally Posted by kloter1

13yrs? if your not getting married whats the point?

**needmorestrength** · 02-12-2006, 02:26 PM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

One can enjoy a relationship without getting married. That's the point. But on the up side, I'm going to look good this summer and I do get vibed from girls ten to fifteen years younger (I look about 25 although I'm thirty seven). To every loss is a gain right?

that is key! I think you'll be just fine!

**BARLOW** · 02-12-2006, 03:02 PM

go get up pimpa

**collar** · 02-12-2006, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

if you had a larger penis... she would still be there

lmao........

**Alex2** · 02-12-2006, 05:22 PM

May be someone else offered her something you didn't (marriage etc)!

**Mike Dura** · 02-12-2006, 06:25 PM

I just laid me a canoe!

Originally Posted by Hard Head

EXACTLY!

So how do you feel after eating the whole bag of Fig Newtons? Can't get offa the toilet you say?

**Hard Head** · 02-12-2006, 08:45 PM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

I just laid me a canoe!

Feel better yet?

**hotstuff** · 02-12-2006, 08:59 PM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

One can enjoy a relationship without getting married. That's the point. But on the up side, I'm going to look good this summer and I do get vibed from girls ten to fifteen years younger (I look about 25 although I'm thirty seven). To every loss is a gain right?

No offense sweetie but if that was your attitude when you were with her then I can see why you are single now.

**Dukkit** · 02-12-2006, 09:13 PM

man, dont sweat it. go hang out with AX_TANNED_BOUNCER... im sure he can hook you up with mad hotties and get you mad respect.

**Mike Dura** · 02-13-2006, 09:50 PM

I'm not sweating it really. I miss her though. We have a deep friendship and we always will and I'm grateful for that. She's an incredible person and I feel lucky to have had a relationship with a person I couldn't adore more. I want her to be happy. In many ways, she was too good for me. Just being honest. I hope she's happy and I know we'll always have a deep care for each other. I have faith in that. I'm just not ready for what she needs at this point. Maybe I'm just a bit immature for my age. I don't want to grow up (I'm just a baby at 37). Anyway, I know this all sounds sappy and all but.....shit!

**Pinkvelvet** · 02-14-2006, 07:40 PM

Originally Posted by FranKieC

She prob saw this post http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=218710

KUDO'S

**Carlos_E** · 02-14-2006, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by hotstuff

No offense sweetie but if that was your attitude when you were with her then I can see why you are single now.

I was about to say the same thing. 13 years without engagement or marriage somebody is afraid of commitment.

**timvds** · 02-14-2006, 07:48 PM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

I'm not sweating it really. I miss her though. We have a deep friendship and we always will and I'm grateful for that. She's an incredible person and I feel lucky to have had a relationship with a person I couldn't adore more. I want her to be happy. In many ways, she was too good for me. Just being honest. I hope she's happy and I know we'll always have a deep care for each other. I have faith in that. I'm just not ready for what she needs at this point. Maybe I'm just a bit immature for my age. I don't want to grow up (I'm just a baby at 37). Anyway, I know this all sounds sappy and all but.....shit!

What I would'nt give to be in your shoes right now. No commitments or whatnot. I would be knee deep in hooker cooch right now.

**legobricks** · 02-14-2006, 08:03 PM

Originally Posted by timvds

What I would'nt give to be in your shoes right now. No commitments or whatnot. I would be knee deep in hooker cooch right now.

LMFAO!!!! Hooker cooch!!!! ahhh, i like that one!!!! Its almost original1!!!

**steve0** · 02-14-2006, 08:35 PM

so how are the cathouses treating ya ????

**DSM4Life** · 02-14-2006, 09:12 PM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

Ouch. My girl friend of 13 years broke up with me! She cites lifestyle differences. Translation: Her biological clock is ticking and her Ikea nesting instinct is kicking in. I care for her very much but you know what? I'm going to stay the course and keep focused. This time, complete emotional management! I will not shed one tear. I swear brother, not one tear!

Where's those fignewtons? I'm going to spend sunday in bed rolled up into a ball and I'm going to eat the whole bag!

Now that you hate her, where are the nude shots

**Evil Predator** · 02-14-2006, 10:46 PM

Originally Posted by ttuprincess

yeah Id have to say, after 13 years, a girl needs abit more commitment then being your g/f still .

Why?

I mean personally, I want to get married someday.. But why do women seem to believe a relationship doesnt mean anything if your not married? I dont get it.

**Mizfit** · 02-14-2006, 11:05 PM

Originally Posted by ttuprincess

yeah Id have to say, after 13 years, a girl needs abit more commitment then being your g/f still .

I think i have to agree

**Mizfit** · 02-14-2006, 11:06 PM

Originally Posted by Evil Predator

Why?

I mean personally, I want to get married someday.. But why do women seem to believe a relationship doesnt mean anything if your not married? I dont get it.

Not marriage.. but more than sharing a bill for a meal

**Evil Predator** · 02-14-2006, 11:11 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

Not marriage.. but more than sharing a bill for a meal

oh, ok, agreed then..

I just saw this thread and it reminded me of my friend who's girl left him for this reason. They lived together, had kids, etc, but he didnt want to marry (doesnt believe in god/religion). He loved her, she loved him, but there was no compromise...

I still think he's the dumbass for letting her go and not marrying her, but I still dont understand her reasoning, he treated her like a queen...

**Mizfit** · 02-14-2006, 11:15 PM

Originally Posted by Evil Predator

oh, ok, agreed then..

I just saw this thread and it reminded me of my friend who's girl left him for this reason. They lived together, had kids, etc, but he didnt want to marry (doesnt believe in god/religion). He loved her, she loved him, but there was no compromise...

I still think he's the dumbass for letting her go and not marrying her, but I still dont understand her reasoning, he treated her like a queen...

I'm not sure i wanna get married but i wanna share my life.. commitment and sharing do not mean marriage but we can see if a guy is ready.. and i don't mean smooother..

**Evil Predator** · 02-14-2006, 11:26 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I'm not sure i wanna get married but i wanna share my life.. commitment and sharing do not mean marriage but we can see if a guy is ready.. and i don't mean smooother..

ya, but if, after 13 years you havent figured out what someones intentions are, then your as bad as him

**bor** · 02-15-2006, 05:06 AM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I was about to say the same thing. 13 years without engagement or marriage somebody is afraid of commitment.

Holy sh!t that pic is impressive!

**bor** · 02-15-2006, 05:09 AM

Originally Posted by Mike Dura

I knew I could count on you for that ascerbic response ala' swole!

Well thats something you can ALWAYS count on

No worries Mike, things will pick up

go out, get drunk and laid, she'll either realize the mistake she made and come back, or it just wasn't meant to be and you're better off

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