Gym Retards...today's episode

**04hayabusa** · 02-15-2006, 03:43 PM

I was working out with my wife last night at our gym as usual. We were doing seated cable rows and this guy next to us was doing standing cable flies for chest. This guy was resting between sets while I sat on the bench to do my set of rows. My wife neals down at the stack to change the weight for me. While she's doing that, this dude-totally oblivious to anything but himself-grabs the cables and steps forward to do flies and pulls one cable against my wifes lower back! Before he could start and burn the cable across her skin, I yell at him to watch it. I could see he was going to say something stupid so I got up and got in his face. When he saw I had about 50 lbs and 4" on him ( and the death look) he was all apologetic.
I got more pissed becuase my wife didn't know what happened and thought she got in HIS way and was like "I'm sorry". I told her don't be sorry, this idiot wasn't paying attention to anything. He apologized again and I let it go.

The guy came in with the january 1st flood of newbies.

**crash187ct** · 02-15-2006, 03:52 PM

lol, good move....

**spencer** · 02-15-2006, 03:55 PM

fuccking dummies

**Panzerfaust** · 02-15-2006, 03:55 PM

Listen dick, i told you i was sorry...shit...next time it won't be the cable across her back but my hands.

**ironmike250** · 02-15-2006, 03:56 PM

I fvckin hate newbies!
Don't worry bro. he'll probably be gone by March. Especially if he keeps fvckin up!

**chest6** · 02-15-2006, 04:05 PM

A lot of the new years revolutioners here have already dwindled away.haha that was quickk

**Neo** · 02-15-2006, 04:21 PM

My gym is still crawling with them...they are lessening, but not soon enough!

**Neo** · 02-15-2006, 04:22 PM

I can't stand how crowded my gym has become. People sitting on machines or benches and apparently think you can get muscles through osmosis. Aggrivates the hell out of me.....

**stayinstacked** · 02-15-2006, 04:23 PM

That is pretty ****ed up right there. I've never been able to train w/ my girlfreinds, I just get too worried and concerned about them to focus 100% on my own workouts. I wish I could because its a great way to spend time together and still do what your lifestyle requires.

**benmooreben** · 02-15-2006, 04:31 PM

like stayinstacked said how can u work out with your girl. u must be focused if your lifting heavy!

**chest6** · 02-15-2006, 04:34 PM

Yep, I couldn't really do it..i hate it when ppl talk on the equipment im about to use and the other day this couple was working out and the guy would barbell military 135 then change it to 65 AFTER EACH SET. Plus, they would talk 5 mins and hug and stuff in between. Fvckin do your 4 sets then let your wife do her 4. They would load/unload the weights soooo damn slow too.

**decadbal** · 02-15-2006, 04:36 PM

i think guys who work out with thier wifes are gay... even jay cutler

**Rob** · 02-15-2006, 04:38 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

i think guys who work out with thier wifes are gay... even jay cutler

Coleman works out with his gay boyfriend, what do you think about that?

**decadbal** · 02-15-2006, 04:39 PM

thats me ****er, and i think it aint nuttin but a peanut

**chest6** · 02-15-2006, 04:39 PM

coleman aint gay he just has that massive female bodybuilder right. Maybe that qualifies?

**Rob** · 02-15-2006, 04:41 PM

Originally Posted by chest6

coleman aint gay he just has that massive female bodybuilder right. Maybe that qualifies?

i mean that homo that spots him

**decadbal** · 02-15-2006, 04:43 PM

brian dobson.. hes a big fellar, i dont see you saying that ot him in real like...robin

**Rob** · 02-15-2006, 04:45 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

brian dobson.. hes a big fellar, i dont see you saying that ot him in real like...robin

in what?

**decadbal** · 02-15-2006, 04:47 PM

haha toooshay.... life...ROBIN

**Sage** · 02-15-2006, 04:51 PM

i am oblivious to allot of shit at the gym, even deca's hot piece of ass.

**decadbal** · 02-15-2006, 04:53 PM

thats an accomplishment, if im there.. everyone is on the lookout

**Carlos_E** · 02-15-2006, 05:52 PM

Originally Posted by Neo

I can't stand how crowded my gym has become. People sitting on machines or benches and apparently think you can get muscles through osmosis. Aggrivates the hell out of me.....

I was waiting to do flat bench and this guy was just sitting there staring into space. I said you know the weight doesn't move by itself.

**Panzerfaust** · 02-15-2006, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by Carlos_E

I was waiting to do flat bench and this guy was just sitting there staring into space. I said you know the weight doesn't move by itself.

HaHa what did he say?

SVTMuscle* · 02-15-2006, 06:57 PM

yah some people need to learn gym standards, especially newbies, or stay out of everyones way and stick to the female machines

**Tren Bull** · 02-15-2006, 07:02 PM

you know what pisses me off? this pinner ass bitch of a boy that i saw at my gym today. he had this look on his face like he thinks hes tough sh_t, but his arms are seriously 12 inches, maybe 13, but i doubt it. he kept looking at me while i was doing my routine. then the little punk goes and starts using a machine that i was about to use... i seriously wanted to grab him by his ugly ass face and slam his head through the wall.

**24labor** · 02-15-2006, 07:07 PM

Don't worry everyone when I have my own gym someday its gonna have 2 floors the first floor will be for weight lifters and people like we are talking about and the upstairs will be for the VIPs that I will personally pick out that way its all serious lifters and no shit heads. You all can have a free pass anytime

**TADOLFI** · 02-15-2006, 07:11 PM

Originally Posted by Tren Bull

you know what pisses me off? this pinner ass bitch of a boy that i saw at my gym today. he had this look on his face like he thinks hes tough sh_t, but his arms are seriously 12 inches, maybe 13, but i doubt it. he kept looking at me while i was doing my routine. then the little punk goes and starts using a machine that i was about to use... i seriously wanted to grab him by his ugly ass face and slam his head through the wall.

I feel your pain Tren,
I get a few of the wrestling team boys from the local high school that try to watch what I'm doing and then start doing those exercises - It's a compliment I guess - but it still irritates you.

I've switched my work out time just to avoid it.

**decadbal** · 02-15-2006, 07:14 PM

haha tren, i hear ya, theres this black guy, who has no hair, and his eyes are about as big as a whores mouth... i mean hes super funny lookin... no size, nothing, hes like a half limp dick.. its beyond annoying, he went and used every machine i needed yesterday, i finally just started using it when he got up, he got the point and went over or away or something..

**Tren Bull** · 02-15-2006, 07:25 PM

yea, people like that piss me off. i just remembered some other doosh that annoyed me today too. i was doing incline flys, and this dumb ass pulls up a bench and starts doing db bench press right next to me... as in close enough that i almost hit him with my weights. so when i finished my set, i pushed my bench away from him... then he goes and starts working out on the other side of me, too close again... the fact that he could barely rep 25 pound dumbells made me even angrier.

SVTMuscle* · 02-15-2006, 07:34 PM

You know really pisses me off, this happened in my campus' caferteria the other day
Classes were cancelled because of the 20 inches of snow we got... so you know it is about, 2 degrees outside, so we get inside to the res cafe, and there is this **** there who is wearing just a white wife beater and everyone else is wearing their winter coats, snow pants ect, and he weights maybe.....165.... ah that just pisses me off.

**decadbal** · 02-15-2006, 07:36 PM

when i see little guys wearing those shirts, i just say this, its great to... im polite and im just like, so what size is that, small? medium... they should only make those in 2xl and so on..

**24labor** · 02-15-2006, 07:38 PM

I dunno I think the skinny kids with under armor or better yet sleavless under armor is the tops

**Tren Bull** · 02-15-2006, 07:45 PM

Originally Posted by SVTMuscle

You know really pisses me off, this happened in my campus' caferteria the other day
Classes were cancelled because of the 20 inches of snow we got... so you know it is about, 2 degrees outside, so we get inside to the res cafe, and there is this **** there who is wearing just a white wife beater and everyone else is wearing their winter coats, snow pants ect, and he weights maybe.....165.... ah that just pisses me off.

yea, that sh_t is irritating, especially when you can tell they are flexing.

**chest6** · 02-15-2006, 07:53 PM

Originally Posted by decadbal

haha tren, i hear ya, theres this black guy, who has no hair, and his eyes are about as big as a whores mouth... i mean hes super funny lookin... no size, nothing, hes like a half limp dick.. its beyond annoying, he went and used every machine i needed yesterday, i finally just started using it when he got up, he got the point and went over or away or something..

haha i do that sometimes. Mainly when dumbasses get water breaks after each of their 8 sets..but I guess waiting to see if t heyre coming back is being too nice

**decadbal** · 02-15-2006, 07:55 PM

haha, on my last back day, i was bout to do hypers, and this guinny... and i mean full on guinny, wearin a biking cap, phuckin sunglasses in a gym... and some faggoty short shorts , was like bro, i was using that, i was like when... he said just now.. which i sat and watched him get done, then walk off and be gone for afew min.. i was like dood, do i know you... then dont talk to me again...

**04hayabusa** · 02-15-2006, 07:58 PM

Originally Posted by benmooreben

like stayinstacked said how can u work out with your girl. u must be focused if your lifting heavy!

We both lift heavy and my wife doesn't f around in there. We change plates or whatever quickly and it helps if she's spotting me -she's SPOTTING me....not doing half the weight for me like most the other fag dynamic duo's lifting together!

**decadbal** · 02-15-2006, 07:59 PM

Originally Posted by 04hayabusa

We both lift heavy and my wife doesn't f around in there. We change plates or whatever quickly and it helps if she's spotting me -she's SPOTTING me....not doing half the weight for me like most the other fag dynamic duo's lifting together!

hahahahaha i love this post

**Tren Bull** · 02-15-2006, 08:19 PM

god knows ive seen that a few too many times... i believe the proper term for that is ego lifting

**Carlos_E** · 02-15-2006, 10:45 PM

Originally Posted by muriloninja

HaHa what did he say?

Looked at me with a blank look and moved to some where else to stare into space.

**rgecko23** · 02-16-2006, 07:00 AM

i was doing chest on tuesday and i just finished a set and i go to get a different set of dumbells and this guy grabs my bench and takes it over to the smith machine. he actually threw my water bottle and towel on the floor and moved it(hes one of those new years resolution guys). so im lugging back my dumbells and i look like retard cause im like were the f**** is the bench i was just using. This guy I know told me what he did. SO this is some 40 year old guy wearing spandex and a neon yellow tank top thats like 5 sizes too big. Well i caught him right as he went to go get a drink of water i grab the bench and pull it back over to where i was. he comes over and says hey i was using that. So i proceed to tell him that i was using it first and that he threw my shit on the floor so he had to know someone was using it. So then this guy starts getting hard with me telling me how i should put it back for him and blah, blah, blah. I'm like ok im in the gym to work out not knock some old dude out. So i blew him off and just put my earphones back on and started lifting. I had a good work out that day though cause i was so hype after that. I wanted to just throttle that guy so bad. what an ass. im sure he will be gone in 2 weeks tops. I f'n hate people like that

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