Cheney rationalizes shooting his buddy... must read

[GQ-Bouncer]

btw, i'm a cheney supporter, i totally understand that it was an accident, these things happen ... but he's in too high a gov't position not to make fun of him

Top 10

10. "Heart palpitation caused trigger finger to spasm"

9. "Wanted to get the Iraq mess off the front page"

8. "Not enough Jim Beam"

7. "Trying to stop the spread of bird flu"

6. "I love to shoot people"

5. "Guy was making cracks about my lesbian daughter"

4. "I thought the guy was trying to go 'gay cowboy' on me"

3. "Excuse? I hit him, didn't I?" ( )

2. "Until Democrats approve medicare reform, we have to make some tough choices for the elderly"

1. "Made a bet with Gretzky's wife"

[Prada]

I couldnt believe my eyes when I read that Cheney's "friend" who was almost fatally shot. Excused himself and was deeply sorry for causing all the stress, heart ache(no pun intended) and media attention to the Cheney family.

[63190]

Heard some thing to the effect of: Make now mistake, next time I'll kill him
from the guys at The Daily Show.
Number 2 up there made me laugh out loud literally.

[PrairieDawg]

was that David Letterman's Top 10?

[crazykris6]

That really blew my mind when I read about it in the newspaper.

[decadbal]

i wish they would send that cocksucker to the chaingang