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    Anyone ever

    Get wood while getting a massage?

    I get one every week and usually the girl is very nice but not that attractive.

    Anyhow she was on vacation this week so I scheduled with anybody available. So I get undressed and in walks this hot massage therapist. I was able to control myself for a while but the F'n Enthanate took over. So I had her focus on my back and neck because that's where I have knots. So With like 10 minutes left she made me flip over and she got a big suprise hahaha

    I felt so embarrassed but I don't know if she saw? I was trying so hard (no pun intended) to think of anything else that would disgust me and eventually it went down lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranKieC
    Get wood while getting a massage?

    I get one every week and usually the girl is very nice but not that attractive.

    Anyhow she was on vacation this week so I scheduled with anybody available. So I get undressed and in walks this hot massage therapist. I was able to control myself for a while but the F'n Enthanate took over. So I had her focus on my back and neck because that's where I have knots. So With like 10 minutes left she made me flip over and she got a big suprise hahaha

    I felt so embarrassed but I don't know if she saw? I was trying so hard (no pun intended) to think of anything else that would disgust me and eventually it went down lol
    Hahahahahhaha thats crazy, never had a good looking therapist and was never on. Wow , a massage a week, good living!!!

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    lmao. dude, she saw. unless you're hung like a hamster.

    seriously though, they can see that stuff...the professional ones wouldn't say anything, or make you feel like it wasn't a big deal.

    now if she's giggling...then...

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    Tell her to masage that muscle while she's at it, she won't mind.

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    lol

    Yea I go everyweek. I don't go out much anymore as far as bars, clubs ect so I treat myself in more relaxing ways

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    The hot masseuse are use to it.

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    funny shit bro..

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    Yea should of flipped over sooner, happy ending

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    I feel bad because I left my old therapist and booked this one for the next four weeks hahahaha

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    dirty dog!!!

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    Had a chick slip and touch the package while massaging my quad. Too bad she was like 50 and busted. She blamed it on using too much oil, yea right, you know she wanted it.

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    Your a slut Frankie! F U!!!

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    Next time, ask her for a happy ending.

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    haha thats hilarious. Ive only gotten one and it was by a 50 yr old lady so nahh

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    Quote Originally Posted by FranKieC
    Get wood while getting a massage?

    I get one every week and usually the girl is very nice but not that attractive.

    Anyhow she was on vacation this week so I scheduled with anybody available. So I get undressed and in walks this hot massage therapist. I was able to control myself for a while but the F'n Enthanate took over. So I had her focus on my back and neck because that's where I have knots. So With like 10 minutes left she made me flip over and she got a big suprise hahaha

    I felt so embarrassed but I don't know if she saw? I was trying so hard (no pun intended) to think of anything else that would disgust me and eventually it went down lol

    thats the great thing about giving massages to pretty females. i always go for that with my attractive female friends.

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    Man come to Asia, if you dont get hard they get pissed because they cant give you a happy ending !!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    Man come to Asia, if you dont get hard they get pissed because they cant give you a happy ending !!!

    ive noticed that most asian girls are shy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Tren Bull
    ive noticed that most asian girls are shy
    not the one that do massages !!!! But yes, the ones in the general population are usually very shy.

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    I'm booking a trip to Asia in the morning!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by NOREGRETS
    I'm booking a trip to Asia in the morning!!!
    Where you going ?. Allow me to be your travel advisor

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kale
    not the one that do massages !!!! But yes, the ones in the general population are usually very shy.

    i hate that bro. i remember kicking it with this asian chick that was HELLA hitting on me last time i saw her. some guy was giving her a massage, and i told her thtat i could give her a much hbetter massage. she stalled, then said sothing about getting another drink, and ran away from me. damn it, all i wanted to do was massage her

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    I got a massage once and I was hoping to get some young hot girl......i ended up getting a guy that was bigger than me.

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    USfighter....
    you know you were all excited when he came in.

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    Quote Originally Posted by novicenovicen
    USfighter....
    you know you were all excited when he came in.

    lol I tried to get him to turn me over when I told him I groin pain but it didnt work

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    he must have already had a boyfriend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    lol I tried to get him to turn me over when I told him I groin pain but it didnt work

    You know I offered but you turned me down.. bahahahahaha..

    Massages are great.. I have been getting one per week for a couple of months.. I usually fall alseep during it..

    They feel great.. No, no happy endings..


    ~Old

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    Never done it here, but been thinking about it. then I remember I can get a bottle of cyp for that.

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    yea, is a waste of cashflow to me, now later in life when im filthy rich, ill prolly get it

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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    I got a massage once and I was hoping to get some young hot girl......i ended up getting a guy that was bigger than me.

    bahaha that sucks!

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