So I go to this strip joint last night....

**oldman** · 02-26-2006, 05:24 PM

I am at this strip joint last night and have a good time and drink a few beers and go to leave.. When I get to the parking lot parked next to my pickup truck is some tiny little import.. I could hardly get my door open until I smashed it about 10 times into that POS.. I then kicked the crap out of his door too.

I laughed about it all the way home .. I don't know who's car it was for sure but I am guessing it was this little dude that came in wearing a ninja outfit.. kind of crazy talking about peanut butter to everyone.

~Old

**decadbal** · 02-26-2006, 05:24 PM

ahahahaha i fuuckin love it

**decadbal** · 02-26-2006, 05:25 PM

ahahahaha i fuuckin love it

wheres the fat pink ninja now

**FranKieC** · 02-26-2006, 05:32 PM

lololololol

**Smak** · 02-26-2006, 05:55 PM

lol oldmanizowned.

**stocky121** · 02-26-2006, 06:04 PM

LMFAO

omg think i've just pissed myself

**oldman** · 02-26-2006, 06:05 PM

I did have a bit to drink and I may be mistaken but that ninja was wearing pink??

~Old

**MatrixGuy** · 02-26-2006, 06:12 PM

LMFAO!!!

Shame on you Oldman

**BARLOW** · 02-26-2006, 07:49 PM

lmfao

**PrairieDawg** · 02-26-2006, 08:14 PM

a couple weeks ago when I was leaving the mall and tried to get into my car the ****er parked so god damn close that I couldnt even fit in between my vehicle and theirs! I had to climb in on the other side. I just gave them one good slam. and left a small ding. Booting it never crossed my mind although I wish now it did.

**decadbal** · 02-26-2006, 08:15 PM

cameras in the parking lot... do you ppl not get it... the white man is watching

SVTMuscle* · 02-26-2006, 08:16 PM

i'd hunt you down and find you and eat your children if that was my car!

**decadbal** · 02-26-2006, 08:17 PM

after i ate them, id puke em up, and Pee on em

**Alex2** · 02-26-2006, 08:21 PM

He wasn't Pink! He was Yellow and his girl was Pink

**oldman** · 02-26-2006, 08:23 PM

Damit where's Tai?? I did this for him.. hahahaha..

I would never kick someone's car but I have waited for someone to come out that dinged my car when they were going in.. It is fun to confront them..

But very true the White man is out to get you,

~Old

**steve0** · 02-26-2006, 08:23 PM

were you waering boots

**oldman** · 02-26-2006, 08:27 PM

Originally Posted by steve0

were you waering boots

Me?? Hell yes I'm from Oklahoma Freaking Redneck Capitol of the free world. haha..

Just kidding I don't even own a pair of boots since I was 10 years old.

~Old

**kloter1** · 02-26-2006, 09:46 PM

lol good one oldie. i usually just spit a fat one on their window

**decadbal** · 02-26-2006, 09:51 PM

distrust all handicap ppl

**oldman** · 02-27-2006, 06:43 AM

Originally Posted by decadbal

distrust all handicap ppl

Why? do they work for "the man"?

~Old

**stocky121** · 02-27-2006, 06:47 AM

where the ****'s fat tit's ?

**cj1capp** · 02-27-2006, 06:19 PM

was ther sex in the Champagne room?

**oldman** · 02-27-2006, 06:25 PM

Originally Posted by cj1capp

was ther sex in the Champagne room?

Yes there was but since this is Oklahoma it was a sheep with some lipstick on.

~Old

**SwoleCat** · 02-27-2006, 06:27 PM

I didn't know Deca wore lipstick!

~SC~

**novicenovicen** · 02-28-2006, 03:28 PM

more of a light red, big boned kindfa ninja.

**novicenovicen** · 02-28-2006, 05:06 PM

I don't think tai likes this thread.

**taiboxa** · 02-28-2006, 05:18 PM

im giong to KILL YOU! ><

prepare to get blasted by an assload of fireballs and shurikens YOU OLD BASTARD!

I KANT BELIEVE I DIDNT SEE THIS SHIT EARLIE R><

**novicenovicen** · 02-28-2006, 05:20 PM

Yeah it's been on all day. I thought it was funny as shit.

**oldman** · 02-28-2006, 06:22 PM

I woke up this morning and my whole house was rearranged.. There was a note left on the refrigerator that said

im giong to KILL YOU! ><

prepare to get blasted by an assload of fireballs and shurikens YOU OLD BASTARD!

It was signed by >> Red Ninja.

WTF?? Who could this be? crap I am scared now..

~Old

**taiboxa** · 02-28-2006, 06:26 PM

when i read first few lines of your post and saw it was like from 2 days ago.
i was like NO ****ING WAY- ROFL kuz i remember u from OK too..
i got MAD

**oldman** · 02-28-2006, 06:33 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

when i read first few lines of your post and saw it was like from 2 days ago.
i was like NO ****ING WAY- ROFL kuz i remember u from OK too..
i got MAD

hahaha.. sorry man did not mean to piss you off.. I read you other post and posted right afterwards.. I figureed you would see it right away.. hahaha..