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  1. 03-01-2006, 08:37 PM #1
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    A child's perspective

    A father watched his young daughter playing in the garden. He smiled as he reflected on how sweet and pure his little girl was. Tears formed in his eyes as he thought about her seeing the wonders of nature through such innocent eyes. Suddenly she just stopped and stared at the ground.

    He went over to her to see what work of God had captured her attention.

    He noticed she was looking at two spiders mating."Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?" she asked. "They're mating," her father replied. "What do you call the spider on top?" she asked."They're not spiders, sweetheart, they're called Daddy Longlegs," her father answered. "So, the other oneis a Mommy Longlegs?" the little girl asked. As his heart soared withthe joy of such a cute and innocent question he replied "No dear. Both of them are Daddy Longlegs."

    The little girl, looking a little puzzled,thought for a moment, then took her foot and stomped them flat. "Well, we're not having any of that gay shit in our garden."
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  2. 03-01-2006, 08:47 PM #2
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    pretty funny...

    not as funny as tourettes guy...you know you love him...
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    LOL that was great...
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  4. 03-01-2006, 11:23 PM #4
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    LOL. Nice, I have heard somethin similar but cant put my finger on it.

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  5. 03-02-2006, 11:21 AM #5
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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid

    not as funny as tourettes guy...you know you love him...
    Now that's funny...
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  6. 03-02-2006, 12:05 PM #6
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    that was pretty good....i think i've read it before though....
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    lol hit wrong smileie
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  9. 03-02-2006, 12:45 PM #9
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    Cute joke...
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  10. 03-02-2006, 07:03 PM #10
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    haha but its so true, i wish i was like..3/4 years old again when i can keep myself occupied in the yard for hours just playing with a peice of grass.




    a few months ago i was in the mall, i was sitting outside of a store waiting for a chick to come out, and there was this little kid just kicking around a plastic bag... just a plastic bag for at least 10 minutes (i was waiting a while) and he was having the time of his life... man that'd be sweet, at our age (im still a baby) but for you old guys, it'd take drugs to keep us that occupied for that amount of time with such a minimal object haha
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