A woman truly loves you if.....

**SwoleCat** · 03-10-2006, 01:46 PM

she swallows on the first date.

I meant her food, when you are out to eat, she's not embarrassed to eat in front of you and get her grub on w/you.

~SC~

**Mizfit** · 03-10-2006, 01:47 PM

I get shy when a guy watches me eat..

**Puffader** · 03-10-2006, 01:48 PM

Yeah, ok! Food, right.......

**Mizfit** · 03-10-2006, 01:48 PM

but damn i don't fall in love that fast

**Dally** · 03-10-2006, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I get shy when a guy watches me eat..

I like girls that stare me right in the eyes with their mouth fulla some meat....and saliva trickelin on their lips... making some slurping noises.

thats the best.

**SwoleCat** · 03-10-2006, 01:50 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

I like girls that stare me right in the eyes with their mouth fulla some meat....and saliva trickelin on their lips... making some slurping noises.

thats the best.

True that!

~SC~

**SwoleCat** · 03-10-2006, 01:51 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I get shy when a guy watches me eat..

Ahhhh....I used to be like that too, but now I don't care. I just make sure to have like 5 drinks before so I just don't give a shit.

~SC~

**lucabratzi** · 03-10-2006, 01:52 PM

its funny cause im usually embarred to eat around a girl that im with. i'll have a lb of chicken with a plate of brown rice. then an hour and a half later 2 cans of tuna with flax and mustard followed by 2 cups cottage cheese and a protein shake. i try to keep that meal for after they leave...sex isnt that great when u stink of tuna...

**Dave321** · 03-10-2006, 01:52 PM

dayme SC... for a minute there, I thought my ex girlfriend REALLY loved me... then I scrolled down, and well, I guess she's just a whore...

**Dally** · 03-10-2006, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by SwoleCat

Ahhhh....I used to be like that too, but now I don't care. I just make sure to have like 5 drinks before so I just don't give a shit.

~SC~

cheap drunk eh?

page me

**BeerBaron** · 03-10-2006, 01:52 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I get shy when a guy watches me eat..

I'm the same way, and tend not to go out to dinner on dates. I think its because when I usually eat I'm a man on a mission, and when I have to take it slow and use manners it feels foreign to me lol.

**Dally** · 03-10-2006, 02:02 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

dayme SC... for a minute there, I thought my ex girlfriend REALLY loved me... then I scrolled down, and well, I guess she's just a whore...

I guess shes still in love with me then....

**Liftnainez** · 03-10-2006, 02:13 PM

Lol..

**Mizfit** · 03-10-2006, 02:32 PM

U guys need to get out more.. it's friday..

**Dally** · 03-10-2006, 02:39 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

U guys need to get out more.. it's friday..

you need to get out over to my house .... more.

dont act like you dont wanna....either...cause we both know thats just

redickulous

**Mizfit** · 03-10-2006, 02:42 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

you need to get out over to my house .... more.

dont act like you dont wanna....either...cause we both know thats just

redickulous

and u told me to use spell check

**hardgainer12** · 03-10-2006, 02:43 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

you need to get out over to my house .... more.

dont act like you dont wanna....either...cause we both know thats just

redickulous

so is ur spelling

**hardgainer12** · 03-10-2006, 02:44 PM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

and u told me to use spell check

damn u beat me

**WEBB** · 03-10-2006, 02:52 PM

she really loves you if you can fart on the first date and she doesnt leave.

i hate holding in my gas, it gives me a tummy ache!

**BIGRTHABETTR** · 03-10-2006, 02:59 PM

Originally Posted by WEBB

she really loves you if you can fart on the first date and she doesnt leave.

i hate holding in my gas, it gives me a tummy ache!

If she farts back you got a keeper!

**Booz** · 03-10-2006, 03:38 PM

just make sure you are not eating when she farts.........

***Alex*** · 03-10-2006, 03:51 PM

Originally Posted by BIGRTHABETTR

If she farts back you got a keeper!

right.......................

**Bojangles69** · 03-10-2006, 04:23 PM

Originally Posted by Dally

I like girls that stare me right in the eyes with their mouth fulla some meat....and saliva trickelin on their lips... making some slurping noises.

thats the best.

banana in mouth=best imo

**Alex2** · 03-10-2006, 04:46 PM

I CANNOT believe SC started this thread!

**Tren Bull** · 03-10-2006, 04:55 PM

another way to tell if a woman loves you is if she calls you repetedly in a short period of time. or when she gives you certain plants for free.... HAHA speaking of love, the girl i love just called me up while i was writing this post and asked if i wanted to go out to lunch with her... just for the record, trenbull loves liz

**Bigen12** · 03-10-2006, 05:04 PM

It's true love when she boiles one of your pets in a large pot, then serves it to you as dinner.

**Rob** · 03-10-2006, 05:04 PM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

It's true love when she boiles one of your pets in a large pot, then serves it to you as dinner.

or in your case, children.

**BIGRTHABETTR** · 03-10-2006, 05:05 PM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

It's true love when she boiles one of your pets in a large pot, then serves it to you as dinner.

Redneck love

**Tren Bull** · 03-10-2006, 05:06 PM

Originally Posted by Bigen12

It's true love when she boiles one of your pets in a large pot, then serves it to you as dinner.

oh man, id flip out if my girl killed my pet gecko.

**Tren Bull** · 03-10-2006, 05:08 PM

if i had a puppy and my girl killed it, there is a pretty good chance id cry

**SwoleCat** · 03-10-2006, 05:25 PM

Originally Posted by Alex2

I CANNOT believe SC started this thread!

If there is one thing I am good for, it's surprises.

~SC~

**ToTheBuckeT21** · 03-10-2006, 05:30 PM

hahaha... you know right before i opened this that first line is exactly what went through my head when i read the title.

**extreme22** · 03-10-2006, 05:40 PM

i love this threaD

**ToTheBuckeT21** · 03-10-2006, 06:02 PM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

dayme SC... for a minute there, I thought my ex girlfriend REALLY loved me... then I scrolled down, and well, I guess she's just a whore...

HAHAHA how did i miss that.. thats a freakin riot!!!

**Tren Bull** · 03-10-2006, 07:17 PM

oh wait, no liz done fu_ked up. trenbull dont love her anymore

**Tren Bull** · 03-10-2006, 09:08 PM

hey liz, fu_k you. you done fu_ked up now

**diezell** · 03-10-2006, 09:10 PM

lmao too funny

**chest6** · 03-10-2006, 10:30 PM

lmao...I'm getting to the point where I don't give a fvck when im eating

**Rob** · 03-10-2006, 10:41 PM

Only food I dont eat around other people

Chicken Wings

I look like a little baby eating them...i lock my door and eat them, then prance to the washroom and wash my face.

**NotSmall** · 03-11-2006, 02:22 AM

Originally Posted by bigrob33

Only food I dont eat around other people

Chicken Wings

I look like a little baby eating them...i lock my door and eat them, then prance to the washroom and wash my face.

Yup, those and ribs too, I get myself in a real sticky icky mess when I eat ribs - not a pretty sight!