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  1. 03-11-2006, 02:23 PM #1
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    Wally Mart Scam

    so i was shopping at the local store here and i came out with a cart full of stuff. i popped open my trunk and out came these two really really hot girls, barely 18 and not wearing much clothes at all. i mean there breasts were almost falling outta there tops.

    they proceeded to wash my front window of my car and when thay finished i offered them a tip but all they said was they would like a drive to the other store on the other side of town. i said no problem my girlfriend was workin so why not?

    once they got in the car they started havin sex with one another in the back seat, i mean really going at it. then out of no where on of the girls comes into the front seat and starts giving me oral sex, and before i realize it the other one is stealing my wallet.

    i have had my wallet stolen on monday, wedneday, and hopefully tonight.

    Hope everyone enjoyed that one i heard today.
    Have a great weekend boys and girls.
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  2. 03-11-2006, 02:26 PM #2
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    webb... ur a sick man ......

    so where's this walmart ?? ....... lol
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  3. 03-11-2006, 02:47 PM #3
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    i got that in an e-mail today and thought it was hilarious.
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  4. 03-11-2006, 02:48 PM #4
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    Quote Originally Posted by QuieTSToRM33
    webb... ur a sick man ......

    so where's this walmart ?? ....... lol
    Thank you, Thank you very much!!!
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  5. 03-11-2006, 02:50 PM #5
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    I was about to give you the sign but that was dam funny.


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  6. 03-11-2006, 02:51 PM #6
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    i knew you'd like that one OLDMAN.
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  7. 03-11-2006, 03:00 PM #7
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    hahahaha. oh boyyyyyy!

    i should use that in one of my future pr0n skits
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    He bought me a diet coke last night and tried to get a piece of ass from me, today he's giving his wallet to walmart skanks....

    I knew you couldnt be faithfull webb I feel used. Im glad I didnt put out on the first date.
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    damn I should really look into getting my wallet stolen
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  11. 03-11-2006, 03:59 PM #11
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    you couldnt give your sh1t away,EVIL.
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    you couldnt give your sh1t away,EVIL.

    You'd be suprised, some people will pay for anything
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    That's great! Funniest thing I've heard in a while. I just watched the vid of the fatty running on a tread mill (couple of posts down) and needed something cheerful.
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    hookers and walmart. the 2 just seem to mix just right
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    Quote Originally Posted by WEBB
    so i was shopping at the local store here and i came out with a cart full of stuff. i popped open my trunk and out came these two really really hot girls, barely 18 and not wearing much clothes at all. i mean there breasts were almost falling outta there tops.

    they proceeded to wash my front window of my car and when thay finished i offered them a tip but all they said was they would like a drive to the other store on the other side of town. i said no problem my girlfriend was workin so why not?

    once they got in the car they started havin sex with one another in the back seat, i mean really going at it. then out of no where on of the girls comes into the front seat and starts giving me oral sex, and before i realize it the other one is stealing my wallet.

    i have had my wallet stolen on monday, wedneday, and hopefully tonight.

    Hope everyone enjoyed that one i heard today.
    Have a great weekend boys and girls.

    It's ok... We all have imaginary friends....
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    walmart truley has everything!
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    Quote Originally Posted by speedtraining
    walmart truley has everything!


    HAHA... yea they do, i don't know if i could live without the mart
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  19. 03-15-2006, 02:36 PM #19
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    yeah i got that one in an email, but i think you switched it up a little. Still funny though
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    And when your girl sees this thread then what. I dont think you would ever posted that if it was true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Doc.Sust
    you got my attn
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