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Thread: Country songs that didn't make it....

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    Country songs that didn't make it....

    Top 17 Country Western Songs

    17. I Hate Every Bone In Her Body But Mine

    16. It's Hard To Kiss The Lips At Night That Chewed My Ass Out All Day Long

    15. If I Can't Be Number 1 In Your Life, Then Number 2 On You

    14. If The Phone Don't Ring, You'll Know It's Me

    13. How Can I Miss You If You Won't Go Away?

    12. I Liked You Better Before I Got To Know You So Well

    11. I Still Miss You Baby, But My Aim's Getting Better

    10. I Wouldn't Take Her To A Dogfight 'Cause I'm Afraid She'd Win

    9. I'll Marry You Tomorrow But Let's Honeymoon Tonight

    8. I'm So Miserable Without You It's Like You're Still Here

    7. If I Had Shot You When I First Wanted To, I'd Be Out Of Prison By Now

    6. My wife Ran Off With My Best Friend And I Sure Do Miss Him

    5. She Got The Ring and I Got ! The Finger

    4. You're The Reason Our Kids Are So Ugly

    3. Her Tooth Was Stained But Her Heart Was Pure

    2. She's Looking Better After Every Beer

    And the Number One song is:

    1. I Ain't Never Gone To Bed With an Ugly Woman, But I've Sure Woke Up With A Few

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    LMAO wow i laughed outloud.

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    Funny. I love country.

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    Hahaha

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    those wer good lmfao

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    Funny stuff.. #17 is best imo

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    i hate country music.

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