I Farted During Squats Today...

**Dave321** · 03-13-2006, 07:26 PM

Yep... working out with my mp3 player on full blast, rockin' out, gettin' pumped for that last set... hot chicks everywhere... gym is packed... Upon decent, I farted soooo loud! Like, a reaaaally loud fart with the rack still on my shoulders... not only could I NOT run away from the situation, I had to finish my set. The nice thing was, the music was so high I didn't think anyone could completely hear what I mess I just made of my ass... THEEEEEEN I took off the mp3 player and came to the realization that the gym was silent with the exception on my screaming bum. I laughed, what else do you do!?!?

I'm too embarrased to look at my computer screen now.... goodnight.

**USfighterFC** · 03-13-2006, 07:27 PM

LOL i just like the embarassing smiley you got with the story.

**Evil Predator** · 03-13-2006, 07:30 PM

Good work

**stunner5000pt** · 03-13-2006, 07:41 PM

i think u guys have seen that pic where the guy's intestines came out his ass while he was squatting.

could that happen if u let one rip when u were at th bottom phase or upward part of ur squat?

also i farted once, my spotter couldnt bear it, all he could say was ' god it smells!'

***Giantz11*** · 03-13-2006, 07:53 PM

Justin......Hilarious you bring that up cause I ripped one doing T Bar Rows, thank god no girls were around!

**firmechicano831** · 03-13-2006, 07:54 PM

That shit must of been funny. The women are not going to know you as the FART guy. lol take care

***Giantz11*** · 03-13-2006, 07:57 PM

I think you meant you Queifed while squatting

**ManWhore** · 03-13-2006, 08:09 PM

It happens to the best of us, I once farted while fawking this little hottie in her garage while there was a party in her house, i was hopeing she wouldn't here it because I was moaning and shyte but she heard and laughed and then I let them all rip out....

Yes it was fawking embarassing. (I need a spell check)

**MeanMachine2000** · 03-13-2006, 08:24 PM

Originally Posted by stunner5000pt

i think u guys have seen that pic where the guy's intestines came out his ass while he was squatting.

could that happen if u let one rip when u were at th bottom phase or upward part of ur squat?

also i farted once, my spotter couldnt bear it, all he could say was ' god it smells!'

I would like to see this pic, anyone know where to find it?

**Squatman51** · 03-13-2006, 08:30 PM

I did the same thing except it was in front of the high school football team... it was like last week and my training partner helps out the school with lifting so last week he said he will show them what intensity is and has a few of us come with him.... Im on my last heavy set of 4 and on my 3rd rep i try to explode and i let the loudest fart ever and it f'in hurt but it was my best rep... when i got done people were like was that a fart or did your shorts rip

***Giantz11*** · 03-13-2006, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by MeanMachine2000

I would like to see this pic, anyone know where to find it?

Na you wouldn't bro, its real real bad.

***Giantz11*** · 03-13-2006, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by ManWhore

It happens to the best of us, I once farted while fawking this little hottie in her garage while there was a party in her house, i was hopeing she wouldn't here it because I was moaning and shyte but she heard and laughed and then I let them all rip out....

Yes it was fawking embarassing. (I need a spell check)

I gotta say bro, your avatar and username is crackin my ass up over here

**stunner5000pt** · 03-13-2006, 08:53 PM

Originally Posted by MeanMachine2000

I would like to see this pic, anyone know where to find it?

im afraid of posting that link here so ill just tell you how to get the pic

go to rotten.com
look for the word weightlifter in the rotten now section
ENJOY

SVTMuscle* · 03-13-2006, 08:56 PM

haha the chicks must of loved that one

***Narkissos*** · 03-13-2006, 09:23 PM

lol... when i feel one coming i drop it before my set starts.

I've heard too many stories of 'that guy'.. you know, 'that guy'.

The guy that shits himself ripping one while squatting. lol

I don't wanna be 'that guy'

***Narkissos*** · 03-13-2006, 09:33 PM

Originally Posted by stunner5000pt

im afraid of posting that link here so ill just tell you how to get the pic

go to rotten.com
look for the word weightlifter in the rotten now section
ENJOY

I found it.

That.. is..some..sick...shit

**hardgainer12** · 03-13-2006, 09:47 PM

wow i just saw that pic.....amazing is all i can say

**speedtraining** · 03-13-2006, 09:49 PM

you can't hear mine but you no its sucessful when people start gagging and walking away ahha.

***Narkissos*** · 03-13-2006, 09:57 PM

dammit i'm now hooked on rotten.com lol

**WHOADY4SHOADY** · 03-13-2006, 10:52 PM

I highly doubt that pic is real.

**C_Bino** · 03-13-2006, 10:59 PM

I think everyone has let a little ass bomb out when lifting. I remember this one time i was doing seated cable rows and two people were standing behind me..of course the one and only time people are actually standing that close to me...and i fart on THREE CONSECUTIVE reps, i couldnt help but start laughing and after I finished out the set i just put my head down and raised on arm in the air to let everyone know that yes it was Bino who did it.

-Bino

***Giantz11*** · 03-13-2006, 11:32 PM

Originally Posted by Narkissos

lol... when i feel one coming i drop it before my set starts.

I've heard too many stories of 'that guy'.. you know, 'that guy'.

The guy that shits himself ripping one while squatting. lol

I don't wanna be 'that guy'

Ummmm, you are "that guy", sorry!!

**63190** · 03-14-2006, 12:20 AM

Originally Posted by ManWhore

It happens to the best of us, I once farted while fawking this little hottie in her garage while there was a party in her house, i was hopeing she wouldn't here it because I was moaning and shyte but she heard and laughed and then I let them all rip out....

Yes it was fawking embarassing. (I need a spell check)

Saturday I got the shits while on a date. The painful gas and cramps started while we were out at the Monster Truck show. Every time the guys mashed the throttles, I'd let one rip. Then we went out to eat. I thought it was just gas from the protein sups. Had a shake before and after the work out, which was just prior to the date.
Any way, we ate some greasy mexican fast food. I should have taken it easy, but it was to late, I had already bought the food. Soon as we got back home, I had to excuse my self and shit. Mostly gas.
Started eating, had to go again. This time it was liquid shit and lots of gas.
I managed to stifle it most of the night. We started making out, got serious. Had to go buy condoms at the corner store. Farted all the way there and back, it seems. Went at it and did ok. After, during the cuddling, while she was talking, I let one slip out, but she didn't stop talking. I guess, if you satisfy her right, a fart doesn't matter.

**chest6** · 03-14-2006, 01:39 AM

Oh man..I did on deadlifts when I was working on in New York and there was this hot girl behind me and I quickly took off for a water break and I think they blamed it on the fat guy nearby..everyone ran for cover

SVTMuscle* · 03-14-2006, 05:20 AM

i love laying one, then quickly leaving the area and going to get water or something and see how many ppl scatter in an undectable manner haha

**Timm1704** · 03-14-2006, 05:54 AM

i was laying in a girls bed who i had only met acouple days prior. we were both going to sleep. i was half asleep, and woke up when my ass let out a monstrous fart! i had been holding them in all the time i was with her, which was over a day lol. i hope she was asleep and didnt hear, as a minute later i woke myself up again with another trouser-snore

**Mizfit** · 03-14-2006, 05:59 AM

you guys r just plain dirty. dirty boys

**Dave321** · 03-14-2006, 06:01 AM

All these stories are hilarious... My only justification after the outburst was saying, "whatever!!! I have a girlfriend!!" I feel much better about myself. Nark, I guess I'm just "that guy" and Giantz, the only Quiefing around here is the sound weezing out of your mangina... muahaha.

**Mizfit** · 03-14-2006, 06:04 AM

I'm one of those girls that doesn't spit, burp. or fart.. - that anyone can prove....

You guys would have a field day

**Dave321** · 03-14-2006, 06:08 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I'm one of those girls that doesn't spit, burp. or fart.. - that anyone can prove....

You guys would have a field day

you DON'T spit.... eh!?!?!!??!?!!?

**Timm1704** · 03-14-2006, 06:09 AM

well with every girlfriend ive had i always have tried my hardest never to fart around them, but im only human lol, eat a hell of alot of food, and plenty of protein shakes to boot. somethings gotta give.

**Mizfit** · 03-14-2006, 06:15 AM

Originally Posted by Justin Sane

you DON'T spit.... eh!?!?!!??!?!!?

That kinda gross.. if a girl spits..like a guy does (And no shaddup..

)

but i had one girl friend that did.. when we were walking.. i thought what the hell

**needmorestrength** · 03-14-2006, 07:27 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

I'm one of those girls that doesn't spit, burp. or fart.. - that anyone can prove....

You guys would have a field day

Thats like my girlfriend.. she CANT burb, its like physically impossible for her

**Mizfit** · 03-14-2006, 07:36 AM

Originally Posted by needmorestrength

Thats like my girlfriend.. she CANT burb, its like physically impossible for her

Just not lady like

**Streaker** · 03-14-2006, 08:04 AM

It took my girlfriend about 9 months to start farting in front of me. The first time we were leaving the house and I forgot my keys so I ran back into my room. Sheshe had released a really good one. When I got done to the car I congratulated her on how bad it was. Needless to say she was very embarrassed.

**Rob** · 03-14-2006, 08:08 AM

I think id break up with a girl if shed release any sort of gas..im not kidding..extremely disgusting.

**DamnYouMSN** · 03-14-2006, 08:21 AM

Originally Posted by Mizfit

That kinda gross.. if a girl spits..like a guy does (And no shaddup..

)

but i had one girl friend that did.. when we were walking.. i thought what the hell

i don't think she got the joke....justin lol

**Streaker** · 03-14-2006, 08:23 AM

No way she was just giving me some pay back. I fart around her a lot. I even gave her a dutch oven one of the first night's she slept over.

**DamnYouMSN** · 03-14-2006, 08:23 AM

dutch oven?

**Streaker** · 03-14-2006, 08:24 AM

Yup a Dutch Oven is when you fart in bed and pull the covers over their head.

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