A Plan to save bankrupt airlines:
Replace all female flight attendants with some good-looking strippers!
What the hell? The attendants have gotten old and haggard-looking.
They don't even serve food anymore, so what's the loss?
The strippers would double, triple, perhaps quadruple the alcohol
consumption and get a "party atmosphere" going in the cabin. And, of
course, every heterosexual businessman in this country would start
flying again, hoping to see naked women.
Muslims would be afraid to get on the planes for fear of seeing naked
women.
Hijackings would come to a screeching halt and the airline industry
would see record revenues.
Why the hell didn't Bush think of this? Why do I still have to do
everything myself?
Sincerely,
Bill Clinton
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