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    Wink System Admin... Mods... I'm Here To Help...

    I understand that the site is under staff reconstruction, and I feel my services can be rendered quite useful at this desperate time. My knowledge and understanding in the Internet Pornography area is extremely extensive. I have taken the liberty to investigate and study pornographic websites, SIMPLY to ensure they are not being posted and abused here at Anabolic Review.

    My area's of concentration primarily focus on:

    Watersports
    Midget love
    Housewives gone wild
    Lesbians
    Public flashers
    Busty MILFS
    Hairy Asians
    Naturally busty outdoor posers
    and the list goes on...

    My credentials are impressive and not to mention being AR's Salad Tossing Connoisseur.

    I'm here to help, and am willing to sacrifice my hard drive and anti virus programs in order to completely and utterly educate myself in what the world wide web has to offer. I am working as we speak.

    All I require is a blue title and a box of Kleenex.

    Please advise,

    Mr. Assclown.


    Ohhhhh yeah... giggity giggity giggity...
    Last edited by Dave321; 03-16-2006 at 08:48 AM.

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    LOL!!

    BTW, petitioning for advancement works against you!!



    I know you were joking here, but seriously, it does.

    ~SC~

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    LOL!!

    BTW, petitioning for advancement works against you!!



    I know you were joking here, but seriously, it does.

    ~SC~
    I know... all jokes though... just one of those days... too much coffee and a little ahead on my work. What better to do!

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    Yeah man, I hear ya....

    Cardio time..

    ~SC~

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    I like care bears, mirrors and ice cream.

    And various kinds of ice cream.

    hope this helps

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    Quote Originally Posted by SwoleCat
    LOL!!

    BTW, petitioning for advancement works against you!!



    I know you were joking here, but seriously, it does.

    ~SC~

    I hade to learn this the hard way.

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    Sorry bro, jobs taken. That why I was promoted.

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    Justin has my vote!

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    I dunno if he is here enough to be qualified..

    I vote for that due with all the rage

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    Quote Originally Posted by Giantz11
    Sorry bro, jobs taken. That why I was promoted.
    you even got the KLEENEX!!! you bastard!

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    That was you that called in to the dell infomercial wasn't it
    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=230591

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    Quote Originally Posted by chest6
    That was you that called in to the dell infomercial wasn't it
    http://forums.steroid.com/showthread.php?t=230591
    yes sir... it was...

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    lol.......................
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    I like care bears, mirrors and ice cream.

    And various kinds of ice cream.

    hope this helps
    CareBears ROCK!

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    CareBears ROCK!
    YOU rock!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    YOU rock!!!
    thank you sir...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Justin Sane
    YOU rock!!!
    like a rocket in my pocket

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    mizfit you need a man.

    don't you get sick of the toys?

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    Quote Originally Posted by heavyrotation92
    mizfit you need a man.

    don't you get sick of the toys?
    haha

    Im looking for someone who wants me for my brain..

    .... .. but if they only want one thing i'm not that interested.

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    kool new avie swole

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    haha

    Im looking for someone who wants me for my brain..

    .... .. but if they only want one thing i'm not that interested.
    i married my first wife for her brains and personality..
    then w/ some training and ephedra she got hot... then she got fat then she got hot then divorced...

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    I want a canadian mizfit. and some other things............... (did I say that out loud?)

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    i like brains and pink care bares......................
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    Quote Originally Posted by booz
    i like brains and pink care bares......................
    then you obviously like ME

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    haha

    Im looking for someone who wants me for my brain..

    .... .. but if they only want one thing i'm not that interested.
    i want brains.......couldn't be with a dumb girl

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