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    people who drive caravans need to be shot in the ****ing head!!

    The shit is beyond coincidence anymore. Surely enough, whenever somebody is holding up a lane of traffic for 10 miles it's some jackass in a van. I ****ing hate these vehicles, and the soccer mom's or pussy sellout husbands who drive them. Do the roads a favor and get out of our ****ing way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    another great post bro

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    ON RANT?????????????????? Killllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllllll.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    The shit is beyond coincidence anymore. Surely enough, whenever somebody is holding up a lane of traffic for 10 miles it's some jackass in a van. I ****ing hate these vehicles, and the soccer mom's or pussy sellout husbands who drive them. Do the roads a favor and get out of our ****ing way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    AHHHHHHHHHHH

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    Damn.. Calm down,

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    ever get stuck behind a Buick??...same eff'in deal....old ppl should NOT be allowed to drive...

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    Hes totally right though. Ban all caravans between the hours of 5am and 6pm.

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    LOL. Another pissed off Stacked, but hey... your so right. Drives me nutz!

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    I hate all people who drive large, over-sized vehicles like pick-up trucks, hum-vees, monster trucks, etc. They think they are tough because they are in their little own bad-ass vehicle...those m*ther****ers I hope they all get raped in the ass by gangs of savages in prison or deep in the jungles of Africa or some sh!t.
    I've always had a theory about people who drive large vehicles...the reason they are behind those vehicles in the first place, is because they are making up for a small dick, or trying to cover up their weaknesses by being in a big truck. A lot of times when I see a parked pickup truck, I take my razor blade out of my pockets, and give it a nice deep scrape across the door. So if you ever had your pickup truck scratched up someone, I am your no.1 suspect

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    I hate slow mini-vans. You can't see around them to know if it's ok to pass.

    Once when I was on my motorbike, this dog stuck it's head out of a mini-van's window and tried to bite my helmet. Scared the shit out of me!

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    The shit is beyond coincidence anymore. Surely enough, whenever somebody is holding up a lane of traffic for 10 miles it's some jackass in a van. I ****ing hate these vehicles, and the soccer mom's or pussy sellout husbands who drive them. Do the roads a favor and get out of our ****ing way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hate this sh!t too bro, especially those men driving caravans (minimans), they should all be castrated. I will also add, women who drive trucks, f!ck let's just say any women operating anything motorized, old people, and anybody whose eye lids are only open quarter inch or less.

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    I drive a pink minivan with barbie painted on the side, I also have a little daisy on my dashboard with a hint of pot pouri.

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    Quote Originally Posted by USfighterFC
    I drive a pink minivan with barbie painted on the side, I also have a little daisy on my dashboard with a hint of pot pouri.
    lol
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    dude you are killing me!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    I hate all people who drive large, over-sized vehicles like pick-up trucks, hum-vees, monster trucks, etc. They think they are tough because they are in their little own bad-ass vehicle...those m*ther****ers I hope they all get raped in the ass by gangs of savages in prison or deep in the jungles of Africa or some sh!t.
    I've always had a theory about people who drive large vehicles...the reason they are behind those vehicles in the first place, is because they are making up for a small dick, or trying to cover up their weaknesses by being in a big truck. A lot of times when I see a parked pickup truck, I take my razor blade out of my pockets, and give it a nice deep scrape across the door. So if you ever had your pickup truck scratched up someone, I am your no.1 suspect
    You are, in my humble opinion, a penis.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    You are, in my humble opinion, a penis.

    LMAO!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    The shit is beyond coincidence anymore. Surely enough, whenever somebody is holding up a lane of traffic for 10 miles it's some jackass in a van. I ****ing hate these vehicles, and the soccer mom's or pussy sellout husbands who drive them. Do the roads a favor and get out of our ****ing way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    i like big ford vans.....i want to make one four wheel drive

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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    I hate all people who drive large, over-sized vehicles like pick-up trucks, hum-vees, monster trucks, etc. They think they are tough because they are in their little own bad-ass vehicle...those m*ther****ers I hope they all get raped in the ass by gangs of savages in prison or deep in the jungles of Africa or some sh!t.
    I've always had a theory about people who drive large vehicles...the reason they are behind those vehicles in the first place, is because they are making up for a small dick, or trying to cover up their weaknesses by being in a big truck. A lot of times when I see a parked pickup truck, I take my razor blade out of my pockets, and give it a nice deep scrape across the door. So if you ever had your pickup truck scratched up someone, I am your no.1 suspect
    i've got three broncos and an Excursion buddy....and i bet my penis is bigger than yours.....and if you would ever f*ck with someone elses vehicle then you're a penis and need to have a hand cut off........

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
    i like big ford vans.....i want to make one four wheel drive
    lets not get all hicked out here!

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    Hey guys...give me a break!
    I've got mental issues

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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    Hey guys...give me a break!
    I've got mental issues
    that's not a very good excuse.....i HATE people that would f*ck with my trucks!!!! If i ever caught someone f*ckin with my vehicle i'd rip their head off

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    my truck was keyed once it, if i saw a guy keying anyones vehicle id take a tire iron and beat them to a bloody pulp. only a fvckin sh1t bag would jack with someone elses property.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chookster
    my truck was keyed once it, if i saw a guy keying anyones vehicle id take a tire iron and beat them to a bloody pulp. only a fvckin sh1t bag would jack with someone elses property.
    exactly

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    thanks for the motivation for tonights workout, before squats ill think about finding "will of iron" keying my truck.....arrrrgh!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    I hate all people who drive large, over-sized vehicles like pick-up trucks, hum-vees, monster trucks, etc. They think they are tough because they are in their little own bad-ass vehicle...those m*ther****ers I hope they all get raped in the ass by gangs of savages in prison or deep in the jungles of Africa or some sh!t.
    I've always had a theory about people who drive large vehicles...the reason they are behind those vehicles in the first place, is because they are making up for a small dick, or trying to cover up their weaknesses by being in a big truck. A lot of times when I see a parked pickup truck, I take my razor blade out of my pockets, and give it a nice deep scrape across the door. So if you ever had your pickup truck scratched up someone, I am your no.1 suspect
    i drive a ram and its not because "Im making up for a small dick" its because I like trucks. If I ever caught someone keying my car I think I might murder them. Whoever could mess with peoples shit deserves to get laid out.

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    haha, everyone should be on test!!! pussy ass soccer moms!!!

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    AFter re-reading what I have been saying, I probably did sound like an asshole...but its the damn truth...I HATE THOSE FVCKER IN THOSE BIG TRUCKS OF THEIRS! Not because of the fact that they are trying to make up for a small dick, but because of the fact that they want to feel like the king of the road, driving in this big-ass "bad" ass truck, cruising in the middle of the road, taking up 2 lanes, and basically driving recklessly because they think they can crush the cars they run over....NO...my goddamn safety is compromised on the road because of these goddamn ego-inflated truck drivers driving like maniacsout there. I thought that was the sole purpose of this thread....to criticize those drivers in their little big trucks?
    I have have TERRIBLE experiences with truck drivers, so every time I see a pick up truck or some big oversized vehicle, negative reinforcement comes into play and I perceive them to the the enemy....
    those trucks take up SO MUCH parking space too...they blow up the environment with pollution, they waste gas (not that I give a FVCK anyway), they are so disgusting to look at...PERIOD.
    So, when I see a pick-up trck parked on the curb...I love to get out that shiny razor blade, and basically scrape the hell out of it. I aint scared doing so, cause im a big guy myself
    So as long do u dont live in NJ, your truck should be fine...but try parking your damn truck on a hot day during summer time at belmar or seaside, and it is almost GUARANTEED that if I come across the truck, and the circumstances are right, I will scrape the **** out of it just to relieve some of my madness....
    JUST DRIVE A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    AFter re-reading what I have been saying, I probably did sound like an asshole...but its the damn truth...I HATE THOSE FVCKER IN THOSE BIG TRUCKS OF THEIRS! Not because of the fact that they are trying to make up for a small dick, but because of the fact that they want to feel like the king of the road, driving in this big-ass "bad" ass truck, cruising in the middle of the road, taking up 2 lanes, and basically driving recklessly because they think they can crush the cars they run over....NO...my goddamn safety is compromised on the road because of these goddamn ego-inflated truck drivers driving like maniacsout there. I thought that was the sole purpose of this thread....to criticize those drivers in their little big trucks?
    I have have TERRIBLE experiences with truck drivers, so every time I see a pick up truck or some big oversized vehicle, negative reinforcement comes into play and I perceive them to the the enemy....
    those trucks take up SO MUCH parking space too...they blow up the environment with pollution, they waste gas (not that I give a FVCK anyway), they are so disgusting to look at...PERIOD.
    So, when I see a pick-up trck parked on the curb...I love to get out that shiny razor blade, and basically scrape the hell out of it. I aint scared doing so, cause im a big guy myself
    So as long do u dont live in NJ, your truck should be fine...but try parking your damn truck on a hot day during summer time at belmar or seaside, and it is almost GUARANTEED that if I come across the truck, and the circumstances are right, I will scrape the **** out of it just to relieve some of my madness....
    JUST DRIVE A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    i hope someone catches you and they shoot your ass......

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    hell ya thats messed up just to scracth the shit out of there truck for nothing thats why i always park farway i would rather walk farethere then take the chance.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    AFter re-reading what I have been saying, I probably did sound like an asshole...but its the damn truth...I HATE THOSE FVCKER IN THOSE BIG TRUCKS OF THEIRS! Not because of the fact that they are trying to make up for a small dick, but because of the fact that they want to feel like the king of the road, driving in this big-ass "bad" ass truck, cruising in the middle of the road, taking up 2 lanes, and basically driving recklessly because they think they can crush the cars they run over....NO...my goddamn safety is compromised on the road because of these goddamn ego-inflated truck drivers driving like maniacsout there. I thought that was the sole purpose of this thread....to criticize those drivers in their little big trucks?
    I have have TERRIBLE experiences with truck drivers, so every time I see a pick up truck or some big oversized vehicle, negative reinforcement comes into play and I perceive them to the the enemy....
    those trucks take up SO MUCH parking space too...they blow up the environment with pollution, they waste gas (not that I give a FVCK anyway), they are so disgusting to look at...PERIOD.
    So, when I see a pick-up trck parked on the curb...I love to get out that shiny razor blade, and basically scrape the hell out of it. I aint scared doing so, cause im a big guy myself
    So as long do u dont live in NJ, your truck should be fine...but try parking your damn truck on a hot day during summer time at belmar or seaside, and it is almost GUARANTEED that if I come across the truck, and the circumstances are right, I will scrape the **** out of it just to relieve some of my madness....
    JUST DRIVE A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    you are such a fag

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chookster
    you are such a fag
    Well, he's a wannabe from Jerzey, what the fvck did you expect. His punk ass would last about 1 hr anywhere south of the Mason Dixon Line.

    Will, You had better hope that no proper rednecks find you messing with the paint.... But, if you stay in Jersey, you should be fine.

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    Quote Originally Posted by stayinstacked
    The shit is beyond coincidence anymore. Surely enough, whenever somebody is holding up a lane of traffic for 10 miles it's some jackass in a van. I ****ing hate these vehicles, and the soccer mom's or pussy sellout husbands who drive them. Do the roads a favor and get out of our ****ing way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    oh im sorry, its the only veichle i have until i sell it b4 my move to vegas. dont steryotype. yes i **** sphell
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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    .I HATE THOSE FVCKER IN THOSE BIG TRUCKS OF THEIRS!
    Right when I read a stereotype introduction like this, I stop reading.

    ~SC~

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hard Head
    Well, he's a wannabe from Jerzey, what the fvck did you expect. His punk ass would last about 1 hr anywhere south of the Mason Dixon Line.

    Will, You had better hope that no proper rednecks find you messing with the paint.... But, if you stay in Jersey, you should be fine.
    yeah over here in missouri we love our trucks......and we make them as big as possible......10 inch lifts......44 inch boggers.....this guy would prolly pee his pants if he saw one of those on the road

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    Quote Originally Posted by Chookster
    you are such a fag
    Yup, he sure is. Any punk willing to do that kinda shit to someones ride, needs to be keyed up themselves.

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    dosnt Rassis drive a minivan?

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    Quote Originally Posted by RuhlFreak55
    yeah over here in missouri we love our trucks......and we make them as big as possible......10 inch lifts......44 inch boggers.....this guy would prolly pee his pants if he saw one of those on the road

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    I took my GF shopping for a car. We looked at acouple of used wagons (Subaru WRX wagon. Saab 9-5 wagon. Jetta wagon.) Then we went out to look at a Saturn wagon... and we pull into the dealership and she says "Thats the one." So we get out of the car. And she walks up to a 3500 Dodge Ram 4x4 dually with the HO cummins turbo diesel. We take it for a test drive. That thing was sweet! We didn't get it though. I had to boost my 5' girlfiend into it. She drove it extreamly well though... just had a hard time getting in and out.

    It's too much truck for us for now... but atleast I know she won't be mad when I bring home a new vehicle one day.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Will of Iron
    AFter re-reading what I have been saying, I probably did sound like an asshole...but its the damn truth...I HATE THOSE FVCKER IN THOSE BIG TRUCKS OF THEIRS! Not because of the fact that they are trying to make up for a small dick, but because of the fact that they want to feel like the king of the road, driving in this big-ass "bad" ass truck, cruising in the middle of the road, taking up 2 lanes, and basically driving recklessly because they think they can crush the cars they run over....NO...my goddamn safety is compromised on the road because of these goddamn ego-inflated truck drivers driving like maniacsout there. I thought that was the sole purpose of this thread....to criticize those drivers in their little big trucks?
    I have have TERRIBLE experiences with truck drivers, so every time I see a pick up truck or some big oversized vehicle, negative reinforcement comes into play and I perceive them to the the enemy....
    those trucks take up SO MUCH parking space too...they blow up the environment with pollution, they waste gas (not that I give a FVCK anyway), they are so disgusting to look at...PERIOD.
    So, when I see a pick-up trck parked on the curb...I love to get out that shiny razor blade, and basically scrape the hell out of it. I aint scared doing so, cause im a big guy myself
    So as long do u dont live in NJ, your truck should be fine...but try parking your damn truck on a hot day during summer time at belmar or seaside, and it is almost GUARANTEED that if I come across the truck, and the circumstances are right, I will scrape the **** out of it just to relieve some of my madness....
    JUST DRIVE A CAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    wow. Some kind of person you are for keying someones car for no reason. I don't drive a truck because I have a big ego, I just like them...and I can't fit in tiny ass cars.

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