cock blockers

[extreme22]

I want your views on cock blockers, so who is a cock blocker lol

k on friday i play the wing man
the big D for my boys so anyways my boy picks up this hotty
and my other boy pick's her friend up and who ever said small Asain guys cant get a white hot chick, so if any other guys try to step in
i just play the roll as hey man what you doing that's my boys future wife
so i had a problem with my asian boy he has a girl friend
of 5 yrs dumb ****er anyways i did the one thing that i hate the most i made him look good because of this girl if he did not have a girl it would be no probs anyway so he gets mouthy with the cock blocker and there goes one big brawl over this chick and i had to slap the **** out of him on friday i busted his jaw because i am fighting 4 guys and he is in the coner and i have my other boy who had jump in ****ed up night on friday i got into 3 fights because of him

[Giantz11]

Just give me that girl in you avatars # and we can talk later about blocking the cock

[Myka]

I am a cock blocker...makes it hard to just chill with the guys sometimes

[extreme22]

sorry she is taken for but next time

[The Shredder]

Personally I wouldn't fight over a girl, but I see why you jumped in to help your boy out, any good friend would do that.

[chest6]

Good to jump in..kinna hard to understand your post tho

[NotSmall]

Good to jump in..kinna hard to understand your post tho

lol, yeah I didn't want to say anything but it was one of those posts that I had to read 3 or 4 times and still didn't quite get it, granted this is a BBing board not an english class but a couple of commas go a long way!

[G-Force]

i didn even know what a cock blocker but i was hoping that by reading his post i would be able to guess

no such luck
i dont even understand how the fight happened
it makes no sense

[slob]

yer. perhaps a repost is on order

[Mizfit]

i am a cockblocker because i make up stories when i go to clubs.. totally ruin guys grooves....

Owell they should'nt bug me

[G-Force]

i am a cockblocker because i make up stories when i go to clubs.. totally ruin guys grooves....

Owell they should'nt bug me

so a cock blokcer is someone who deliberately ruins someone elses chances of getting laid??

[O.M.E.G.A]

so a cock blokcer is someone who deliberately ruins someone elses chances of getting laid??

yes

"Cawk Blocker"

[lucabratzi]

so a cock blokcer is someone who deliberately ruins someone elses chances of getting laid??

yeah, like if ur hittin on a girl and ur boy just ****s thing up for u, anyway possible...shit happened this weekend. this girl was talkin and flirtin with me, then my boy is like this place sucks lets get the **** outa here.bla bla bla...then he ends up hookin up with her the next day at a party...i was like wtf i coulda hit that and ur all jealous cause she was into me...

[Squatman51]

yeah, like if ur hittin on a girl and ur boy just ****s thing up for u, anyway possible...shit happened this weekend. this girl was talkin and flirtin with me, then my boy is like this place sucks lets get the **** outa here.bla bla bla...then he ends up hookin up with her the next day at a party...i was like wtf i coulda hit that and ur all jealous cause she was into me...

Now thats a C-block

[extreme22]

sorry guys had a rough night so the hole story was that my boy cant keep his mouth shut everytime we go out he has to cause trouble that's why i busted him in his mouth, i mean do what u want to do but dont think for one minute that u can run ur mouth and expect me to fight for u

[GunTotingHipGangster]

good for jumpin in, but if your boy shoots his mouth because he knows you have his back then you need to let him get his ass beat

a few of my friends got into the habit of running their mouth when they were out with me, after about the fifth fight i stopped jumping in...they don't act like assholes when theyre with me now

[cfiler]

yeah, like if ur hittin on a girl and ur boy just ****s thing up for u, anyway possible...shit happened this weekend. this girl was talkin and flirtin with me, then my boy is like this place sucks lets get the **** outa here.bla bla bla...then he ends up hookin up with her the next day at a party...i was like wtf i coulda hit that and ur all jealous cause she was into me...

I woulda beat his ass for that.

[Liftnainez]

i didnt understand the whole post

[extreme22]

i didnt understand the whole post

the hole post was that my friend acted big and bad when the other guy
tryed to cock block him so he said lets go bitch and that's what started the fight get it now

[lucabratzi]

I woulda beat his ass for that.

i would but he's my roomate and i know i cant trust him with girls for shit...but i really dont mind, after this year im history...

[extreme22]

I woulda beat his ass for that.

bro i did i busted his jaw i love it that ****er was hiding in the corner
like a little bitch

[DamnYouMSN]

lol if any of my friends are cock blocking i just call them charlie brown or CB so they know they're doing it.

[extreme22]

lol CB i will use that from now on

[IronAdonis]

i had a hard deciphering this.

[Myka]

i had a hard deciphering this.

are you trying to say you had a hard on while deciphering this

j/k rofl...

[Bojangles69]

i am a cockblocker because i make up stories when i go to clubs.. totally ruin guys grooves....

Owell they should'nt bug me

whaddu go for?? o wait... to dance? i forgot. women are too funny...

[Bojangles69]

cock blocks are easy to counter
you simply stop them before they happen, girls play dirty so you must play dirtier
if you see a hotty with a fatty and you want hotty, you can do one of 2 things, befriend fatty first and get on her good side, possibly flirt with her, this makes hotty jealous (especially if you pay her no attention) she starts acting childish trying to get your attention, make her work for it, then tell fatty you wanna see what her friends problem is, isolate hotty, (far from fatty) then procede to run game. fatty wont figure it out till hotty tells her you fvcked her.
or get a friend to hit on fatty first, then you run game on hotty and isolate her.
if the cockblocks a man, you casually pay him no attention, YOU keep conversation going with hotty, he will try to interupt repeatedly, after about 3 or 4 trys hes messed up any chance he had with hotty (biggest turn off for a girl is trying to hard) give hotty a look like "what the hell is he doing" nothing to obvious though, or treat him like you would treat your bratty little sister, eventually you'll dominate the frame and wind up using the cockblock to your advantage...

[Bojangles69]

ooo and never let it reach a fight but if it does let him hit you first then concentrate on displacing his skull from his brain, when you punch him aim for a foot behind the back of his head, the rattling of his brain inside his skull will surely leave him on his back. then run like hell.
o and the time you waste talking shit and fighting you could have gamed 5 other chicks by then, something to think about.

[Myka]

or get a friend to hit on fatty first

ROFL...if I had a friend like that I would not be putting him out on the front like that hahah...

[extreme22]

ooo and never let it reach a fight but if it does let him hit you first then concentrate on displacing his skull from his brain, when you punch him aim for a foot behind the back of his head, the rattling of his brain inside his skull will surely leave him on his back. then run like hell.
o and the time you waste talking shit and fighting you could have gamed 5 other chicks by then, something to think about.

lol good one i was thinking more of a beer bottle i hate having blood on my hands

[extreme22]

i had a hard deciphering this.

try to decipher this i want a to do a big fat cheeky oh mean a skinny chicky lol just messing with u bro