Picking Up Girls At The Gym (Techniques?)

**taiboxa** · 03-21-2006, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by taiboxa

gawd u all a buncha retards..
just walk up to her.. give her 3 compiments like damn ur boobs are HOT, u have nice inner thighs and ur mouth is nice and round.
then ask her on a date "Wanna come back to my place for a protein shake"
and blamo its that simple

or if that fails, club her w/ a curl bar and have ur way w/ her

oh tai.. u so smert!

**Big Broker 1** · 03-21-2006, 01:46 PM

i say leave the girl alone....the time will come when you are both working out next to each other and thats when you talk to her...Dont do like the other nerds that go up to the girls in the middle of her sets and start yapping....BE different....my .02

**Hard Head** · 03-21-2006, 02:36 PM

Damn, doesn't anybody do cardio? I always find myself next to a nice looking girl on the step mill. Give them a smile and chat away. If you need to focus to ride a step mill, maybe you shouldn't be talking to girls anyway.

Who gives a crap if you are sweaty, and if you are riding that step mill, you will be, as long as you don't stink, you'll be fine. I kinda like sweaty girls anyway, if she's got a bunch of makeup on and she didn't just come from the office, you are better off not talking to her.

**ManWhore** · 03-21-2006, 02:41 PM

Originally Posted by Hard Head

Damn, doesn't anybody do cardio? I always find myself next to a nice looking girl on the step mill. Give them a smile and chat away. If you need to focus to ride a step mill, maybe you shouldn't be talking to girls anyway.

Who gives a crap if you are sweaty, and if you are riding that step mill, you will be, as long as you don't stink, you'll be fine. I kinda like sweaty girls anyway, if she's got a bunch of makeup on and she didn't just come from the office, you are better off not talking to her.

Speaking of stinking at the gym...............

This fawker that works out at my gym is one stinky ass fawker, AND he still has the balls to talk to girls. I mean this guy is a ****en stinkin S.O.B....Girls ignore his ass most of the time but end up leaving because of his odor. This guys has some serious balls.

**RuhlFreak55** · 03-21-2006, 06:12 PM

i need to pick up a girl at the gym....it's my only option, but i don't wanna bother them, i always assume they're there to work their ass off too.......

**pin_crusher_** · 03-21-2006, 06:13 PM

Originally Posted by bigrob33

Ask her if shes jamaican...because shes jamaican ya crazy.

That is funny shit hahaha. I have never heard that pickup line before, but the janitor always used to wear a sweater with a jamaican flag that said jamaican me crazy.

**Myka** · 03-21-2006, 06:15 PM

Originally Posted by ManWhore

Speaking of stinking at the gym...............

This fawker that works out at my gym is one stinky ass fawker, AND he still has the balls to talk to girls. I mean this guy is a ****en stinkin S.O.B....Girls ignore his ass most of the time but end up leaving because of his odor. This guys has some serious balls.

Hes probably married and thinks its funny...

Come to think of it...you say people leave because of him??hmmm maybe I will try his technique

**pin_crusher_** · 03-21-2006, 06:28 PM

Originally Posted by ManWhore

Speaking of stinking at the gym...............

This fawker that works out at my gym is one stinky ass fawker, AND he still has the balls to talk to girls. I mean this guy is a ****en stinkin S.O.B....Girls ignore his ass most of the time but end up leaving because of his odor. This guys has some serious balls.

Ha that reminds me of this guy at the gym we call levi. Hes a 35 year old mexican guy who just comes to the gym and never works out. He wears a painters get up, white levi jeans and a dirty stained shirt that looks like he has mustard and ketchup on it. He hits on any girl. This one day he was hitting on a girl while she was running on a treadmill with headphones on. He was standing on the treadmill next to her which wasnt even on.

**ManWhore** · 03-21-2006, 06:45 PM

Originally Posted by pin_crusher_

Ha that reminds me of this guy at the gym we call levi. Hes a 35 year old mexican guy who just comes to the gym and never works out. He wears a painters get up, white levi jeans and a dirty stained shirt that looks like he has mustard and ketchup on it. He hits on any girl. This one day he was hitting on a girl while she was running on a treadmill with headphones on. He was standing on the treadmill next to her which wasnt even on.