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    Picking Up Girls At The Gym (Techniques?)

    So there is this total gym bunny that is always working out late (around the same time I do).

    Anyway, I've become infatuated with her, yet we've never even spoken.

    Now, I can pull some decenet leg, so I'm not feeling out of my league. But, a lot of goobers willw alk up and talk to her. Usually, I'd do soemthing similar but I don't want to be lumped into that category.

    We make eye contact all the time and one of us usually shys away, so I'm thinking she might be somewhat interested. But... I need to know for sure.

    Any of y'all got some decent techniques for scoping things out? I'm not scared to talk to her, just trying to differnetiate myself from the others.

    In reality, I know I should leave it alone before it throws off my work outs.

    Anyone care to share?

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    like you said it may throw off your workouts....but then again if your infatuated with her like you said I would just go talk to her and ask her name and everything just introduce yourself and start a conversation

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    techniques get the girls attention, but they dont get you laid ; )
    truth is your fvcked, dont do anything
    your desperate, needy behaviour will ooze through your body language when you speak to her making her anxious and uneasy and you too,
    start with some woman your not so attracted to and can care less for, then when you get some notches on your belt and diminish this bullshit value youve attached to some random girl at your gym who prob is some psycho compulsive bulimic nut job. then when you realize she is absolutely nothing overworth your desire, and you believe this, you shall have her. jomo..

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    Ha. Wow.

    Infatuation was a strong word. Let's just say I always notice her when she comes into the gym.

    I've done a little recon. That is to say, I know her name and that she's single. But I also found out shes a bible beater (no offense... it's just something I'm not). But without really talking to her, I can't say if she's just putting on that good girl front.

    Also, I wouldn't say I'm desperate. It'd be lame to say I could get a peice of ass any time of the week, so I won't. But if it came down to it, I know I could. Espescially around here.

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    Ask her if shes jamaican...because shes jamaican ya crazy.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
    Ask her if shes jamaican...because shes jamaican ya crazy.

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    Nice.

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    Ask her if shes jamaican...because shes jamaican ya crazy
    rofl

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    gawd u all a buncha retards..
    just walk up to her.. give her 3 compiments like damn ur boobs are HOT, u have nice inner thighs and ur mouth is nice and round.
    then ask her on a date "Wanna come back to my place for a protein shake"
    and blamo its that simple

    or if that fails, club her w/ a curl bar and have ur way w/ her

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    Quote Originally Posted by taiboxa
    gawd u all a buncha retards..
    just walk up to her.. give her 3 compiments like damn ur boobs are HOT, u have nice inner thighs and ur mouth is nice and round.
    then ask her on a date "Wanna come back to my place for a protein shake"
    and blamo its that simple

    or if that fails, club her w/ a curl bar and have ur way w/ her
    LMAO my place for a protein shake. Thats something I would do. "Can I interest you to some dinner...some grilled chicken breasts..maybe some brown rice??"

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    I go to the gym to lift weights.


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    Ditto, if she wants to talk to you then she would've already. She may go late for that very reason. Jerk off before you go lift and stay focused on your workouts lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by IBdmfkr
    Ditto, if she wants to talk to you then she would've already. She may go late for that very reason. Jerk off before you go lift and stay focused on your workouts lol
    better yet.. beat one between sets..

    Get that test level high


    LMAo!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    I go to the gym to lift weights.

    I was bout to say sumthin along those lines too. If a girl expressed interest in me I may think about it but I aint gonna initiate shit..gotta get down to business as soon as I walk in

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    ROFL @ blowing a nut between sets...good one...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Narkissos
    I go to the gym to lift weights.

    You're just saying that cause your ugly
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    Quote Originally Posted by abstrack
    You're just saying that cause your ugly

    hahaaa...talking to girls will ruin da pump.

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    I say just keep it where it's at. Why put tension there when you could already be ahead of the game?

    I'de say, depending on how long this has been going on, don't make a move. Just use some looks here and there. maybe try even NOT looking .. yea yea... who knows.. women are retarded. If other guys talk to her with no success, then you should keep it at looks... it's a terrible game, don't let her luir you in more than she arleady has... let her know she cant have you by not giving her so many looks like you want to turn her inside out.

    I'm crazy, but not retarded (like women).

    She could just be an attention whore, and once you give in, she'll blow you off like the rest, then each time you go there and you see her, you'll just ignore her ass completely anyways.... so give yourself a head start and ignore her right now! Why women always playing ya???? cause they're bisnatches.

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    Quote Originally Posted by abstrack
    You're just saying that cause your ugly
    You weren't saying that on webcam last night

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    don't sh*t where you live. same rule applies to the gym.
    dont hit on girls in your gym. if u see her outside the gym, in town or whatever, i say go for it, walk up and introduce yourself.

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    I go to the gym to lift weight.. if a guy wants to talk to me his best bet is to catch me on my way out. If he bugs me while im there i get kinda mad.. u gotta have real skillz to master that one

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    NotSmall is HOT!
    Thanks babe, you're not too shabby yourself!
    Last edited by NotSmall; 03-21-2006 at 06:32 AM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    You may wanna read his post again...
    ok delete your post its too early damn

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    It's early and im confused :0 anyhow don't bother chicks at the gym while they r working out if they look into what they r doing. If they smile at you and look like they want you to come over then do so. If they don't then leave them alone.

    Approach them when they're leaving it's better that way. no woman wants to meet a guy when they r all sweaty and working out. Unless we know you. Maybe on the way out suggest meeting up for a work out next time

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    ok delete your post its too early damn
    Couldn't figure out how to delete it so I edited it instead.

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    Quote Originally Posted by NotSmall
    Thanks babe, you're not too shabby yourself!
    U betcha u snazzy teddy

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    U betcha u snazzy teddy
    Mizfit thinks I'm snazzy!

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    There are always hot girls in the gym, but I think most women just want to work out at the gym and do not want everyone disturbing them. Use women in the gym as motivation to lift hard. Use all the others outside the gym to go out with.
    If you want to talk to her I would just leave at the same time as her sometime allowing you to start a conversation and learn more. Good luck

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    you walk right up to her and say "hey baby they don't call my the p%ssy beater for nothin"

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    Quote Originally Posted by RJstrong
    you walk right up to her and say "hey baby they don't call my the p%ssy beater for nothin"
    Why don't u stick yuor pisser in a bowling ball and roll it down an ally

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    ....Uh Oh, a bible beater. I must relate a story about a girl that I picked up in the gym....She walked by an I told her, "Wow, nice pipes you got, Sis.". She said "What? Pipes?" I replied that means arms (and she did have nicely defined arms). We ended up going out and the third date started doing the nasty. The next day, she called me up and berated me for the sex we had......telling me it was against the bible. I was somewhat perplexed because she seemed to really enjoy it. Anyway, I took her out again to discuss matters. Went back to her place and SHE started to tear into me like she hadnt had it in six years! Next day.....you guessed it, she started in on me again but this time accused me of being "Satan" because I "made her" do it. Man, what a nut case!!
    I am just telling you this as a forewarning.........

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    Quote Originally Posted by NewKid
    ROFL @ blowing a nut between sets...good one...
    sometimes this unfortunately becomes a real possibility when i do abs.....dunno why the hell it happens but it does

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    dont get involved with them church girls >< FACK WHY DO I HAVE THAT PROBLEM IM SO DAMN PICKY

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    Quote Originally Posted by slob
    don't sh*t where you live. same rule applies to the gym.
    dont hit on girls in your gym. if u see her outside the gym, in town or whatever, i say go for it, walk up and introduce yourself.
    This is solid advice.
    Also hot girls get hit on all the time at the gym by every fool there. You want to be the one guy that ignores her and that will make you different. Then if you ever bump into her out side of the gym you can say hi and when she asks why you never said hi to her at the gym you can tell he that your there to work out and not hit on girls. She will want you because you are a challenge.

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    If you can't meet a girl at the gym, where else are you going to meet girls who are like minded as you and are interested in fitness and keeping in shape?

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoXracer
    If you can't meet a girl at the gym, where else are you going to meet girls who are like minded as you and are interested in fitness and keeping in shape?
    my thoughts exactly

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    Quote Originally Posted by MotoXracer
    If you can't meet a girl at the gym, where else are you going to meet girls who are like minded as you and are interested in fitness and keeping in shape?
    There are tons of places. Usually you can tell if a girl is into taking care of her body by first glance. Gyms are for lifting.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bojangles69
    techniques get the girls attention, but they dont get you laid ; )
    truth is your fvcked, dont do anything
    your desperate, needy behaviour will ooze through your body language when you speak to her making her anxious and uneasy and you too,
    start with some woman your not so attracted to and can care less for, then when you get some notches on your belt and diminish this bullshit value youve attached to some random girl at your gym who prob is some psycho compulsive bulimic nut job. then when you realize she is absolutely nothing overworth your desire, and you believe this, you shall have her. jomo..

    just send him ur copy of the system and while ur at it...send it to me too.....


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    Quote Originally Posted by Dally
    just send him ur copy of the system and while ur at it...send it to me too.....


    [email protected]

    werd
    Im gonna sign your ass up for 10000 spam letters muther****er.

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    Quote Originally Posted by bigrob33
    Im gonna sign your ass up for 10000 spam letters muther****er.
    ur so bad

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