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    Getting the vibe from the frumpy Bally's MILF

    Yep. She's frumpy allright yet somehow it's tempting nevertheless. Strange. I'll have to contemplate this under the tree of woe.

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    I truly love Milfs, I would pic a milf over a young hottie anytime..........I probably won't say that when I'm 40 though.

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    pics!!

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    Pics, Pics, Pics, There is nothing like a Frumped-up Roller Pig MILF at the gym

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    damn u guys need to go somewhere other than the gym

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    a milf is one of my goals in life, o it'll happen let me tell you

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    all i get at ballys is the girls who come to the gym to primp in front of the mirror by the dumbell rack. i can't stand that ish. I'm standing there doing dumbell curls and they want to stand in front of you and primp and then they get pissed when you don't pay any attention to them. i just want to drop the weight on there feet. then maybe they will get the hint.

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    i screwed a 38 year old her daughter had a boyfriend the same age as me. SHe had silicone too. She really liked sex ahd some sort of vibrated shaped like a rabbit strapped it on her clit while we fuked felt weird but good.

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    i f_ucked a 47 yr old italian girl f_uck she was hot let me tell u the tit on her her ass wow at only 5'9 she was skinny she looked like that chick from desperate house wifes carlos's wife
    f_uck she sucked my cock like there was no 2morow she was a horn dog
    she was the best f_uck i ever had young chicks has nothing on her and f_uck i used to have pics of her to let me tell u

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    Quote Originally Posted by rgecko23
    all i get at ballys is the girls who come to the gym to primp in front of the mirror by the dumbell rack. i can't stand that ish. I'm standing there doing dumbell curls and they want to stand in front of you and primp and then they get pissed when you don't pay any attention to them. i just want to drop the weight on there feet. then maybe they will get the hint.
    no no all u have to do is talk to a fat chick lol or piss on her feet lol

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    hump the frump

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    it all looks the same in the dark baby cakes .


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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    it all looks the same in the dark baby cakes .

    In the dark thats when skinny lanky tall dorky chicks are the best, they can wrap their legs round you and u can toss, twist, n twirl them around like they're a twizzler

    but in the daylight, i guess u'd have to be an alcoholic.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rgecko23
    all i get at ballys is the girls who come to the gym to primp in front of the mirror by the dumbell rack. i can't stand that ish. I'm standing there doing dumbell curls and they want to stand in front of you and primp and then they get pissed when you don't pay any attention to them. i just want to drop the weight on there feet. then maybe they will get the hint.
    i go to a gym pretty much full of juice monkeys and i think if i did that they would move me over themselves

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    i go to a gym pretty much full of juice monkeys and i think if i did that they would move me over themselves
    i would just leave u were u are and just use ur ass as motivation
    because at my gym the girls really need help

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mizfit
    i go to a gym pretty much full of juice monkeys and i think if i did that they would move me over themselves

    i wouldnt tell you to move i would be too busy staring at your a**! j/k

    its very annoying. there like 16 too and there skinny so they thing they are hott.t hey get pissed when guys don't look at them. they get all huffy about it and storm off to the olyptical machines. its kind of humerous when that happens.

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    Quote Originally Posted by extreme22
    i would just leave u were u are and just use ur ass as motivation
    because at my gym the girls really need help
    all miz has to do is stand in front of me doing wearing the outfit where she is strapping up those boots in her one pic and i'd be motivated enough.

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    so you workout at ballys mate

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    Yeah. In some ways I like it. They have the jacuzzi and the steam room and plenty of milfs. This year I seem to be getting some insinuating glances from milfs mostly. Maybe I'm starting to look older. No that's not it!!!

    Quote Originally Posted by funnymanchuck
    so you workout at ballys mate

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    Thanks for the enouragement guys. I think I will "hump the frump."

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    if you are single you should never turn down a milf. NEVER. If god made something right in this world its MILFS!!!

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    I think what I like most about MILFs is that you're not going to get some power game or some kind of dance you must play along with as a means to an end. These woman know what they want and they mean buisness! They often want it raw and dirty and you gotta appreciate that. With their biological clock ticking they are wired to get in their "last licks" before the cobwebs crest. It's that hunger they have that drives me to them. My oldest Milf was.....get this.......58 yrs old! Now that was dirty! She was in an open relationship and the first night we were together she called her husband to tell her she was allright. And she was!

    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    if you are single you should never turn down a milf. NEVER. If god made something right in this world its MILFS!!!

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    i want the girl in geckos avie. thats my dream date.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike Dura
    I think what I like most about MILFs is that you're not going to get some power game or some kind of dance you must play along with as a means to an end. These woman know what they want and they mean buisness! They often want it raw and dirty and you gotta appreciate that. With their biological clock ticking they are wired to get in their "last licks" before the cobwebs crest. It's that hunger they have that drives me to them. My oldest Milf was.....get this.......58 yrs old! Now that was dirty! She was in an open relationship and the first night we were together she called her husband to tell her she was allright. And she was!
    oldest I nailed was 41. But I almost got to nail a 49 year old but she changed her mind

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    yeah, with a mug like yours.........

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    So whaddya call a hot older guy you wanna get with...a DILF?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cardio Kitten
    So whaddya call a hot older guy you wanna get with...a DILF?
    there exist no such thing as hot old guys

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    OH Come on! Middle aged buff guy... , dont get me started. I've always like older men

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    How old you want me to be?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cardio Kitten
    OH Come on! Middle aged buff guy... , dont get me started. I've always like older men

    just call them big daddy and the will love you

    but remember women age like wine, males age like milk.

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    Quote Originally Posted by johan
    just call them big daddy and the will love you

    but remember women age like wine, males age like milk.
    Lol, milk. That's funny.

    Okay, so Big Daddy it is

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    Quote Originally Posted by rgecko23
    all miz has to do is stand in front of me doing wearing the outfit where she is strapping up those boots in her one pic and i'd be motivated enough.
    squat rack is the only pace i get in the way and it's not my fault

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    I got everyone beat. GILFs. Yeah, thats right, grandmother's id like to fvck. 75+ only for me!


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    ugh...I hope your kidding.

    I dunno twice my age is as old as i'd go

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    Something about milfs thats sexually mysterious in life .My dentist was a milf I miss her telling me to just lay back and relax .OOOWEEE

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    Quote Originally Posted by Cardio Kitten
    So whaddya call a hot older guy you wanna get with...
    Nah, I think they call him Hugh Hefner

    And Johan, The milk thing made me think of the smell of spoiled milk and equating that to an old guy smell...pretty gross.
    Thanks.

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    Quote Originally Posted by rgecko23
    all miz has to do is stand in front of me doing wearing the outfit where she is strapping up those boots in her one pic and i'd be motivated enough.

    F-uck tell me about that same with Cardio Kitten there mmm
    i need to hit my self in the head or i am going to have a hard time at the gym tomorrow i wonder how they would look in school outfits mmmm or even in some tight ass pair of work out jeans with a short top mmmmm

    Mizfit and Cardio Kitten you know u 2 are my girls
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