Schlong flew out of new shorts and bounced up and down during cardio today

[Will of Iron]

This is CRAZY shit bros! Today was the first day I ever did cardio in a long time, and basically my dick flew out of my new cardio pants and just bounced up and down for the first 3 mins of cardio without me even knowing it! (Yes thats HOW SMALL IT IS!)Nevertheless I got some deserving attention to my schlong by the girl next to me...and hear this fellas..she GIGGLED AT IT!!!
It all started off when I just got done doing legs, I changed to my spandex short cardio shorts...please keep in mind I just bought these in sports authority, and I thought it would be cool to have some cardio pants specifically for cardio. So anyways, in the changing room, I noticed that the extremly thin shorts made my structure and shape of the penis very visible as my dick swam with freedom inside the pants...hey cool man I thought to myself, no problem! So I run to epileptical machine (as the small bulge in my cardio pants bounced wildly) situated next to a young blonde babe working out..she had the whole package, big, round ass (similar to Mizfit's, but her ass was more rounder, and had a "sweep" to them so to speak) and very cute perky tits. Not to mention, the sight of her long beautiful blonde hair, and 2 piece cardio suit immediately had my penile chambers growing with an aura of "the serpent" so to speak. It was looking extremly obvious that I was getting a massive hardon, as the entire shorts were growing and stretching towards ridicilious proportions of insanity (even though my penis is small).
Anyways, I hopped on the machine, and started up the machine quickstart...one...two...three...im cruising...watching the big screen tv and just doing my cardio, when like 5 minutes later, I see her totally frozen and staring at me in shock, followed by a massive giggling...so I stare right back at her then stare at myself again...and I notice something that is very odd...that the snake appears to be out of it's f ucking CAGE when its supposed to be locked up until 9pm! It was bouncing up and down, and somehow...SOME F UCKING HOW the serpent found it's way out of the garden of god and evil (bushy place yeah) and made it's way to heaven! It was flapping up and down, and I couldnt believe that it was out...but goddamn it felt good to be out!!! and I didnt immediately put it back in...I just stared at her with it ROCK HARD by then, and she didnt say anything, but made a kind of "kissing" mouth movement as she stared at it...and I realized I had to put it in by then, because an old man 3 machines away from me was smiling at me as well...faggots...but I thought I could share this wonderful experience with you guys! If you ever want to have a little fun, buy some really cool cardio pants, and leave it unzipped, as you wear an oversized long shirt (it will look like you have no pants on at all!) and all the meanwhile, your dick can be enjoying the hospitality of freedom!
Also I learned a new thing about females today...you can learn too! When they see a bare penis in public they aint gonna scream or yell, they are going to just stare at it in shock, saying nothing! Try it, take it out in a secluded public area in front of a young babe, and watch her reaction to it...I bet she will just stare at it...im going to try this psychology action tonight at a teen hangout...just walk around the place with it hanging out and see what happens....
here are the pics of my shorts (identitical) if u wanna buy em

[needmorestrength]

i started reading it, then realized I had no desire

[Myka]

I didnt even get as far as needmore

[LX-1]

lol...k bro.

[Mizfit]

U R a LOser

[AllGearedUp]

Another kick ass thread by Will. Id hide my head if some hot girl called me a loser. OUCH!

[chest6]

reminds me of poison ivy.

[restless1]

what a DORK

[chest6]

i cant believe i read all that

[Bojangles69]

i think i just had brain annurism

[LX-1]

dont ban willofiron, this guy is great.

[dabularach]

I worry about asking stupid questions or making stupid posts but then I see your posts-What are you 10

[Tren Bull]

This is CRAZY shit bros! Today was the first day I ever did cardio in a long time, and basically my dick flew out of my new cardio pants and just bounced up and down for the first 3 mins of cardio without me even knowing it! (Yes thats HOW SMALL IT IS!)Nevertheless I got some deserving attention to my schlong by the girl next to me...and hear this fellas..she GIGGLED AT IT!!!
It all started off when I just got done doing legs, I changed to my spandex short cardio shorts...please keep in mind I just bought these in sports authority, and I thought it would be cool to have some cardio pants specifically for cardio. So anyways, in the changing room, I noticed that the extremly thin shorts made my structure and shape of the penis very visible as my dick swam with freedom inside the pants...hey cool man I thought to myself, no problem! So I run to epileptical machine (as the small bulge in my cardio pants bounced wildly) situated next to a young blonde babe working out..she had the whole package, big, round ass (similar to Mizfit's, but her ass was more rounder, and had a "sweep" to them so to speak) and very cute perky tits. Not to mention, the sight of her long beautiful blonde hair, and 2 piece cardio suit immediately had my penile chambers growing with an aura of "the serpent" so to speak. It was looking extremly obvious that I was getting a massive hardon, as the entire shorts were growing and stretching towards ridicilious proportions of insanity (even though my penis is small).
Anyways, I hopped on the machine, and started up the machine quickstart...one...two...three...im cruising...watching the big screen tv and just doing my cardio, when like 5 minutes later, I see her totally frozen and staring at me in shock, followed by a massive giggling...so I stare right back at her then stare at myself again...and I notice something that is very odd...that the snake appears to be out of it's f ucking CAGE when its supposed to be locked up until 9pm! It was bouncing up and down, and somehow...SOME F UCKING HOW the serpent found it's way out of the garden of god and evil (bushy place yeah) and made it's way to heaven! It was flapping up and down, and I couldnt believe that it was out...but goddamn it felt good to be out!!! and I didnt immediately put it back in...I just stared at her with it ROCK HARD by then, and she didnt say anything, but made a kind of "kissing" mouth movement as she stared at it...and I realized I had to put it in by then, because an old man 3 machines away from me was smiling at me as well...faggots...but I thought I could share this wonderful experience with you guys! If you ever want to have a little fun, buy some really cool cardio pants, and leave it unzipped, as you wear an oversized long shirt (it will look like you have no pants on at all!) and all the meanwhile, your dick can be enjoying the hospitality of freedom!
Also I learned a new thing about females today...you can learn too! When they see a bare penis in public they aint gonna scream or yell, they are going to just stare at it in shock, saying nothing! Try it, take it out in a secluded public area in front of a young babe, and watch her reaction to it...I bet she will just stare at it...im going to try this psychology action tonight at a teen hangout...just walk around the place with it hanging out and see what happens....
here are the pics of my shorts (identitical) if u wanna buy em

i dont know man, theres probably better ways of getting attention from the ladies than letting your dick hang out

[Bojangles69]

i cant believe i read all that

youll be ok, just take deep breaths

[Mizfit]

reminds me of poison ivy.

nah.. but maybe this is her hubby

[ManWhore]

****en Lakers..........

[Tren Bull]

U R a LOser

ouch. we should start calling you the ice queen cause of your ice cold heart

[ManWhore]

FVCK Phil jackson

[chest6]

nah.. but maybe this is her hubby

haha her "hubby"

[Myka]

"Hmm. there is another thread that is similar - the doggy gangbang one, they really should be merged. Not like me to confess like this, but here goes: Number One: finding someone with whom I have a romantic spark and she is zoo too. The fantasies run rampant from there. The fantasy I still seek is a woman, dog and myself - The candle-light. Soft music leading to a night of wild sex including the dog mounting her, with me below adding licks to the dog pounding, while she takes me orally. I either lick her or suck the dog after. Version two: Sandwich - dual penetration by dog and I, woman between. Version three: dog does me while I'm making love to the woman. Taking the knot while his thrusts power into mine. Version four: I give head to the dog while she gets excited and goes down on me.

weirdo

[Bojangles69]

my flame tank just broke after this post

[*Narkissos*]

nah.. but maybe this is her hubby

That'd explain it

What an idiot

[Bojangles69]

weirdo

shrinks would have a ball with this guy

[restless1]

[stunner5000pt]

i feel sorry for everyone who had to witness your schlong hanging out of ur spandex

[Myka]

shrinks would have a ball with this guy

I just dont understand why he would want to have sex with a dog...gross

[chest6]

wouldnt you notice if ur dick was hanging out? This is the most made up story ever created.

[stunner5000pt]

wouldnt you notice if ur dick was hanging out? This is the most made up story ever created.

that's tru... wouldnt you feel a bit drafty down there?

[Myka]

I've recently been fantasizing of what a woman would taste like, namely to see how well I could please her (I always aim to please). And to think it took me 'till I was 21 to want something so basic. Meanwhile, I've read online that animal tastes a lot more potent, though some people enjoy it. I think it was on pacman's site. I don't recall the URL, though, but I bet someone here knows it

Nope I dont think anyone here knows that URL...dude just stop

[Expat]

I LMAO!!, plus I shared it with some other chicks and they were in tears. You tell a funny story, BUT I would not advise you to try your experiment out. That will stay on your record

[restless1]

hey bro im just busting your balls..........i wouldnt be caught dead in those in those gay ass shorts.................no wonder faggots were looking at you...............

[Myka]

I want to be tied down in doggy style position in a Milky Pink Cheerleader uniform and used by male dogs. Lots of male dogs, 10+ taking turns mounting me and me sucking them off, and when I say Cheerleader uniform I mean the pleated skirt, the matching socks, hair ties, everything. Oh yeah, I want something girly done with my hair too. Like pigtails or something.

Chest??????? you too???

[lucabratzi]

i love it, such stupid anecdotes, but humorous...i love how everyone hates on him too. i think that even funnier...

[Tren Bull]

I've recently been fantasizing of what a woman would taste like, namely to see how well I could please her (I always aim to please). And to think it took me 'till I was 21 to want something so basic. Meanwhile, I've read online that animal tastes a lot more potent, though some people enjoy it. I think it was on pacman's site. I don't recall the URL, though, but I bet someone here knows it

so you've never gone down on a woman, and you're thinking of doing that to an animal?

[Tren Bull]

bro, if im hooking up with a girl that i like, il make a point of giving her as much tongue as she can handle. i recently came up with a good idea. im gonna start deliberatly working out my tongue especially while on cycle. next woman i hook up with is gonna be very happy. haha tren already got my tongue fu_kin strong, i can only imagine the reactions il get out of the next lucky lady after i actually been working out my tongue

[Tren Bull]

I want to be tied down in doggy style position in a Milky Pink Cheerleader uniform and used by male dogs. Lots of male dogs, 10+ taking turns mounting me and me sucking them off, and when I say Cheerleader uniform I mean the pleated skirt, the matching socks, hair ties, everything. Oh yeah, I want something girly done with my hair too. Like pigtails or something.

uggghhhh, what?

[LX-1]

best technique for a newbie to eating pussy, write the alphabet with your tongue on her....

[Myka]

TREN BULL COULD YOU SPEAK UP PLEASE I AM BLIND!!..i

[mick-g]

Bro..funny story, but i wouldn't try that out in public. You'll get arrested (pardon the pun).

[Tren Bull]

TREN BULL COULD YOU SPEAK UP PLEASE I AM BLIND!!..i

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