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>>About 7 am on August 25th 1998, thirty-six year old Mrs Sarah
>>Jenson started her period. By the time she arrived at work an hour
>>later, she had started to experience a chronic itching sensation in
>>her crotch.
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>>Sarah worked as an advisor in a call centre and had recently
>>received a final warning about her poor attendance record. To keep
>>her job, she tried to ignore the itch and got on with answering
>>customers calls.
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>>At 11:25am she reported to her boss that she suffering from severe
>>abdominal pain and it was only when she collapsed in her own vomit
>>that he called for an ambulance.
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>>She was admitted to the Lincoln Hospital, Texas where doctors
>>discovered that her vagina was greatly swollen and her labia had
>>distended to three times normal size. Whilst cleaning the inflamed
>>area, a tampon was found and it was sent away for analysis.
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>>Suspecting Toxic Shock Syndrome, Sarah was kept under close
>>observation until her condition was no longer critical. One week
>>later the Lab results on the tampon arrived and doctors were
>>baffled to find that it contained traces of wasp venom.
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>>It transpires that Sarah was having an affair with her aerobics
>>instructor, and when her husband Mr Henry Jenson found out, he was
>>so enraged he wanted revenge.
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>>Knowing his wife was allergic to insect stings, he purchased wasp
>>venom through a biochemical company. He lightly coated his wife s
>>tampons with the venom, resealed the individual wrappers and
>>replaced them in their box.
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>>In March 1997, Brian Crenshaw, a chemical engineer from West
>>London, returned to the UK after spending the previous six months
>>overseeing work at a petrochemicals plant in Nigeria.
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>>During his first week back, his wife complained that he seemed to
>>have difficulty listening properly. Brian suggested that his ears
>>had not fully recovered from the air pressure changes experienced
>>during his flight.
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>>Over the next two weeks, Brian's condition worsened as he started
>>to feel tickling sensations deep in his ears. Thinking the trouble
>>was caused by loosened ear wax, he attempted to clean his ears with
>>a ballpoint pen. When he pressed it into his right ear, he heard a
>>cracking sound and saw the pen covered in a yellow goo.
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>>He went to his local GP claiming had punctured his ear drum. The GP
>>reached into Brian's right ear with a pair of tweezers and pulled
>>out what appeared to be an insect antenna.
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>>During the examination Brian was horrified to learn that he had a
>>total of 5 African cockroaches living in his head. Four cockroaches
>>were alive and one cockroach was dead, presumably crushed by
>>Brian's pen attack.
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>>An investigation revealed that when Brian was in Nigeria, a female
>>African cockroach must have laid numerous eggs in the toiletries
>>bag where he kept his cotton buds.
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>>When he was cleaning his ears, he was also transferring the
>>cockroach eggs to his inner ear where they started to hatch.
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>>On September 4 1999 at 9.30 am Ron Guptey of N.S.W Australia went
>>into hospital complaining of severe pain in the rectum area.
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>>The doctor on call examined him, he found severe swelling around
>>the anus but was left puzzled because he had not seen such a thing
>>before. Two more doctors examined and they too were left confused
>>about what was happening.
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>>Ron's health was deteriorating as the day wore on, he developed a
>>fever and was suffering a lot of pain around his abdomen. The
>>doctors gave pain killers but the symptoms worsened until 2.57 pm
>>when he lapsed into a coma and 2 hours later was pronounced dead.
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>>An investigation was led to discover the reason of death. During
>>the post mortem, traces of wood bark were found inside the rectal
>>passage, but as the examination went further the doctor discovered
>>about 3 or 4 black widow spiders in Ron s intestine.
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>>The police found a tree with a cut of branch along the side in
>>Ron's back yard, there were traces of KY jelly and traces of rectal
>>juices along the branch. There was also Black widow egg shells
>>found inside the bark.
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>>Ron was apparently satisfying himself with this tree stump, but
>>failed to notice the black widow nest on the tree. During his
>>sexual act he had impregnated himself with the black widow eggs.
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>>The eggs had embedded in his rectal passage walls and were kept at
>>the required temperature for the eggs to develop and finally
>>hatch. Once the baby spiders were hatched they had bitten him and
>>had poisoned him from the inside.
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>>One morning around 5am 22 year old Susan Da Lucci of Kittery Maine,
>>woke up with a painful need to
>>urinate. At first she thought she had diarrhoea, but when she stood
>>up out of bed, she realised that it was urinary pain. It was very
>>similar to the feeling of having diarrhoea, just out the wrong
>>hole.
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>>She wobbled to the toilet and upon sitting on it, her vagina
>>erupted into the most horrific messy farting noise anyone has ever
>>heard.
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>>In paralysing pain, Ms. Da Lucci for the next few minutes continued
>>to push and squirt out of her vagina a burning tide of wretch and
>>filth while she gripped the sides of the toilet, white-knuckled.
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>>She was screaming wildly, and the neighbours called the emergency
>>services.
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>>When medics arrived they found Ms. Da Lucci unconscious lying on
>>the floor of her bathroom wearing nothing but her bath
>>robe. Running down her leg, was a stream of brown and green
>>syrup. The medic had to transfer her to a stretcher, so he grabbed
>>her left leg which was bent crossing her other leg, to straighten
>>her out.
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>>She was lying there all twisted up and as he lifted her left leg to
>>straighten her body out, he exposed her vagina at which point a
>>creature, no larger than the tip of a finger wormed its way out of
>>her genitals and landed on the floor with a wet popping sound.
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>>Shocked, the medic stared at the creature that was lying on the
>>tile bathroom floor in a casing of mucous. It was a tiny mud shrimp
>>and it sat there on the cold floor gasping for water while flipping
>>itself back and forth.
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>>The horrified medic turned to the toilet as he felt the nausea
>>setting in. When he put his face down into the toilet to puke what
>>he saw was so horrific that to this day he cannot look into a
>>toilet without convulsing. The entire toilet bowl was boiling with
>>baby brown mud shrimp flipping and splashing at a furious pace.
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>>If you think that is bad, wait until you hear how it happened:
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>>Ms. Da Lucci official death was the result of a combination of
>>shock and severe head trauma. She stood up over the toilet in pain
>>and when she saw what she had done, she went into shock and fell,
>>smashing her head on the toilet and then fell to the floor.
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>>It is believed by medical police that on two nights before the
>>accident she had purchased a live lobster at a fish market.
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>>While taking a bath, she had gently inserted the creature's tail
>>into her vagina to derive pleasure. At that point, she held a
>>lighter under the creature's face causing it to flip its tail in a
>>violent snapping motion. The medics found a lesbian porn video in
>>the VCR and the TV was positioned on a table in front of the bath.
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>>The lobster was found in the kitchen bin wrapped in a paper bag.
>>Traces of Ms. Da Lucci's DNA were found on the lobster along with
>>pubic hairs that had wedged themselves between the lobster tail
>>joints.
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>>The lobster's face was lightly burned with the same fuel used in
>>lighters. The lobster's digestive track and colon were found to be
>>full of mud shrimp egg casings. D
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>>Doctors believe that the lobster had eaten them (they are common in
>>the water at fish markets and are usually harmlessly boiled to
>>death) and the lobster had crapped them out into Ms. Da Lucci's
>>uterus whilst she was torturing it.
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>>Maine mud shrimp only take two days to gestate and Ms. Da Lucci was
>>only four days away from getting her period, doctors believe that
>>at that point of her menstrual cycle, her womb was the perfect PH
>>balance.
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>>You can imagine the pain she was in when she woke up that morning
>>and gave birth to well over 1,000 mud shrimp in her toilet.
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