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i love the hands free cell phone kit
somebody had that toilet roll as their avatar before, cant remember who tho
*alex* (formerly alex7674)
Dont fvck up the landing![]()
always a good laugh to see those pics..
It Was Me.........i Love The Cell Phone Kit.lmao
RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!..............murderou s kitty on the loose!!!
that puma tshirt thing really cracked me up for some reason. surely thats not real
hands free and fucitol were the best
hmmmm fucitol could use that here at school I think
where do you buy those hands free cell phone holders?
Originally Posted by BlueAndromeda73
man, i'm already on the shit. i need something to help me give a fukk.
I like the toilet paper one. Because that is definitely the feeling
the hands free head set was the best for me.
Joke:
"A successful businessman flew to Vegas for the weekend to gamble. He lost the shirt off his back, and had nothing left but a quarter and the second half of his round trip ticket -- If he could just get to the airport he could get himself home. So he went out to the front of the casino where there was a cab waiting. He got in and explained his situation to the cabbie. He promised to send the driver money from home, he offered him his credit card numbers, his drivers license number, his address, etc. but to no avail. The cabbie said, "If you don't have fifteen dollars, get the hell out of my cab!" So the businessman was forced to hitch-hike to the airport and was barely in time to catch his flight.
One year later the businessman, having worked long and hard to regain his financial success, returned to Vegas and this time he won big. Feeling pretty good about himself, he went out to the front of the casino to get a cab ride back to the airport. Well who should he see out there, at the end of a long line of cabs, but his old buddy who had refused to give him a ride when he was down on his luck. The businessman thought for a moment about how he could make the guy pay for his lack of charity, and he hit on a plan. The businessman got in the first cab in the line, "How much for a ride to the airport," he asked? "Fifteen bucks," came the reply. "And how much for you to give me a blowjob on the way?" "What?! Get the hell out of my cab." The businessman got into the back of each cab in the long line and asked the same questions, with the same result.
When he got to his old friend at the back of the line, he got in and asked "How much for a ride to the airport?" The cabbie replied "fifteen bucks." The businessman said "ok" and off they went. Then, as they drove slowly past the long line of cabs the businessman gave a big smile and thumbs up sign to each driver"
Hehehe thats clever.And it could actually work.....
Reminds me of the time in vegas where we were standing on a middle island and a cab pulls up next to us.. and we hear this "OW you bit me!" and as we look over we see a head pop up out of the guys lap. good stuff.. good stuff...
I saw the cell phone kit before.
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